Favourite MLP:FiM Quotes!

[Phoenix237 353]

"And I said otemael are your crazy"-Pinkie Pie

 

(sequence)

"I don't have pink in my mane pinkie"-Rainbow

"So your wearing a wig?"-Pinkie

 

"This is my book and I'm going to read it"-Twilight.

 

Best one so far

(Sequence)

Spike:"But Twilight arn't you missing somepony?"

Twilight:"Nope. We've got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, and the brute. That just about covers it"

Spike: "But what about Rainbow Dash?"

Twilight:"Congratulations Spike, you're the new Rainbow Dash. Now let's go!"

[Circadian 1,273]

This one hands down wins the competition in my book. Plus Pinkie Pie tells a slightly modified Stephen Wright joke in the same episode.

 

 

"That makes sense, right?" -Mr. Cake

Edited March 7, 2013 by Circadian

[Fluttashy 325]

I would have to say mine would be all of rarity's quotes. I like her quote, "oh it is on!" And " this is the worst possible thing ever!". Those are my favorites.

[Windwaker 194]

"I'd like to be a tree."

 

It's by Fluttershy. (Pinkie pie: DDDDDUUUUUHHHHHH!) isn't it sooooo obvious now? Everypony should know that quote. EVERYPONY

[Diamond Treasure 118]

"I'd like to be a tree."

 

It's by Fluttershy. (Pinkie pie: DDDDDUUUUUHHHHHH!) isn't it sooooo obvious now? Everypony should know that quote. EVERYPONY

your right everypony hould know that  but do they remember t thats he question now is it i know i forgot abput the tree thing until you just d something bout it

[PonyHag1 591]

"An outhouse?" -Spike

 

"It's summer." -Twilight

 

"You're more than friends...you're my family." -Spike

 

"Oh, come on!" -Sweetie Belle

 

"No matter what our differences, we're all ponies." -Applejack

 

"Stay pony, my friends." -Twilight

[Malakili 165]

How many points do I receive? by Luna

 

Enough chit-chat, time is candy! by Pinkie

 

Are you crying? Of course not, it's... it's liquid pride. by Shining Armor

 

I just don't know what went wrong... by Derpy

 

Crystaaaals... by Sombra

 

Just to name a few that (I think) haven't been said yet

Edited March 3, 2013 by Malakili

[sxp 404]

"Eeyup" - Big Mac

"Nope" - Big Mac

"The fun has been doubled!" - Luna

"20% cooler" - Rainbow Dash

"Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?" - Discord

And this:

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

Season two, episode ten. "The Secret of My Excess"
Pinkie Pie - "I'm not giving him cake, I'm assaulting him with cake!"

 

 

 

 

Here's another good one.

Season two, episode twenty. "It's About Time"

Twilight Sparkle - "Is there some sort of epic pony war in the distant future or something?"

 

 

 

 

[Sir.Flutter Hooves 2,953]

My top three favorite quotes are:

 

1. "You okay Rainbowdash?"

- Derpy Hooves in The Last Roundup

 

2. "Congratulations Spike, you're the new Rainbowdash!"

-Twilight in The Return of Harmony part 2

 

3. "The fun has been doubled!"

-Princess Luna in Luna Eclipsed 

[Bucky McGillyCuddy 956]

"If it's headless then how does it know where it's going?

"It's headless, not brainless"

"So where's its brain?"

 

"I will destroy her!"

 

"I have balls stashed all over Ponyville, in case of ball emergency."

 

"Are you saying my mouth is making promises my legs can't keep?"

 

"Hey pony Joe, another doughnut"

"Don't you think you've had enough?"

"I said another doughnut! Extra sprinkles."

 

"I just don't know what went wrong."

 

"That doesn't look like a table"

"Were we making a table?"

 

"Hmmm....Nah"

 

"Don't call me words i don't know the meaning of."

 

Squeeee (Sound effect)

[SagasaPony 122]

Quotes that have so far stuck in my head are:

 

"DONUTOPIA!"

-Pony Joe/Donut Joe

 

"Fun? What is this 'Fun' thou speakest of?"

-Princess Luna

 

"No small rodents of any kind!"

-Twilight Sparkle

 

"Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue!"

-Applejack

 

...and of course,

 

"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!" (Caps and boldface are mandatory)

-Fluttershy

[Lady Leopardess 393]

" Haha the fun has been doubled!" Princess Luna

"it's liquid pride , totally different thing" shining armor

" Were we arguing ? I'm sorry' fluttershy

" I'm not giving him cake , I"m assaulting him with cake!" Pinkie Pie

are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

[APonyToRemember 31]

"I can't believe it... I'm hanging out with... THE WONDERBOLTS!!! EEEEHHH!!" ~ Rainbow Dash or "It needs to be about 20% cooler." by Rainbow Dash

Edited March 6, 2013 by APonyToRemember

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

So i was just wandering whats your favrite MLPFIM quote mine is "It needs to be about 20% cooler"   by Rainbow Dash. oh and y the way it can be m the show  or it can be from a pony  song 

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[Megas 27,625]

Rarity and her sister Sweetie Belle have definitely given some of my most favorite lines in the show

 

-OH C'MON!
-Why does life have to be so ironic!?

-BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED WHINING?
-Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!

[NomDeSpite 452]

A few of mine:

 

Princess Celestia: Oh Twilight, the Grand Galloping Gala is always awful!

 

-The Best Night Ever (it's funny because it's a complete Trollestia moment, after giving tickets to the Mane Six and letting the Gala get hyped endlessly )

 

Spike: That nest needs to be condemned!

 

-Winter Wrap Up

 

*Pinkie is smelling a flower*

Spike: What's she  doing now?

Twilight Sparkle: Smelling a flower.

Spike: Holy guacamole! I wonder what that means?

Twilight Sparkle: Probably that the flower smells good.

 

-Feeling Pinkie Keen

 

Pinkie Pie: What if she exploded...and then exploded again?!

 

-Feeling Pinkie Keen

 

Princess Luna: The fun has been doubled!

 

-Luna Eclipsed

 

Niblet: SECRET BUTT FUN

 

-Pound Puppies ad during MLP credits

 

Edited March 7, 2013 by NomDeSpite

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

Niblet: SECRET BUTT FUN

 

-Pound Puppies ad during MLP credits

 

Don't give the credit to the stupid dogs.  Ponies said it too.  Our good friend Sherclop Pones took the opportunity for that joke.  I would normally embed a Youtube link, but FiW is down from Youtube.  It's at 10:48 here.

 

Maybe dogs said it first, but ponies are better.

[King 5,625]

Fluttershy :*Takes deep breathe*

 

Fluttershy: yay....

 

Rainbow Dash: *Falls over*

 

Fluttershy: Too loud?

 

And of course......

 

Fluttershy: Id like to be a tree...    <---- That right there gave me many hours of laughter and joy xD

[hawkflame 3,310]

Here's mine:

Pinkie: "Yesterday I told Mrs. Cake that I ate two corncakes, but I really ate three!"

 

*beat*

 

Pinkie:  "Okay, SIX!  I ate SIX CORNCAKES!"

 

 

Rarity:  Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE.  WORST.  POSSIBLE.  THING!

[Suzaku 88]

Twilight Sparkle: I never thought it would happen. My friends... have turned into complete JERKS! Necklace! Necklace! Necklace! Necklace! And... big crown thingy! Come on everypony, let's go!

Spike: But Twilight, aren't you missing somepony?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope. We've got the liar, the grump, the hoarder and the brute. That just about covers it.

Spike: But what about Rainbow Dash?

Twilight Sparkle: Congratulations Spike, you're the new Rainbow Dash. Now let's go!

Spike: Me? B-b-but what if she finds out I've been impersonating her? [moan] That won't end well.

Twilight Sparkle: Too bad, you're Rainbow Dash.

[TwiliciousAlkoi 369]

Twilight:Pinkie Pie you're a genius!

 

Pinkie: No im not! i'm a chicken 'squawk'

 

That line always make me laugh and this one!

 

 

I would like to be a tree though :3

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Twilight Sparkle: " Now what do we do? "

Fluttershy: " Uh..panic? "

RainbowDash: " That's your answer for everything! "

Applejack: " Well we just can't leave Rarity like this! "

Pinkie Pie: " She'll become a crazy cat lady! "

Twilight Sparkle: " She only has one cat! "

Pinkie Pie: " Give her time."

rofl.

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

Rainbow Dash: "Sorry Twi. Been too busy prepping for my Sonic Rainboom to pay much attention to the bride's bad attitude."

The others wouldn't admit Chrysadence WAS being mean. Rainbow never even met the bride, and she gave Twilight the benefit of the doubt. I like that.

[Fluttermoon 192]

These are my favorite quotes:

 

 

"eeyup"

 

 

This little dialouge between Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash

 

 

and of course some Rarity being Rarity..