Anyone else here afraid of mayonnaise?

[Savy 5,077]

This topic was bumped at the exact right time omg.

 

No I'm not afraid of..... mayonnaise

[Lord Chin Chin 1,209]

Mayonnaise makes everything better ❤️

Edited October 4, 2021 by Tweek

[Evil Pink One 13,507]

On 2020-06-12 at 9:08 PM, Splashee said:

How can this topic still be a topic?

 

Well, as long as it is, mayo isn't scary. But if you mix ketchup into it, it will taste really funky.

you think gen 5 got it from here?

btw BING BONG!!!!????

 

[baba_booey 4,302]

This post aged like fine wine.

[Dark Bun 681]

Bing Bong. And yes, I am afraid of mayo.

[O-78 28,607]

Well, my dad certainly is. Putting mayo on his burger is the easiest way to trigger him.  

I'm not afraid of mayo, but I don't like it much either. Ketchup and BBQ sauce are really the only condiments I eat.

Edited October 5, 2021 by lyrabetes3939

[Cash In 22,356]

I think mayo is fine. 

[Evil Pink One 13,507]

I do hate mayo.......

[Eazy 18]

Mayonaise is good for one thing, and that is potato salads.

Other then that, its texture and its taste are just... off-putting. Even as a dip. Ketchup is much more appropriate in my opinion.

[Evil Pink One 13,507]

3 hours ago, Eazy said:

Mayonaise is good for one thing, and that is potato salads.

Other then that, its texture and its taste are just... off-putting. Even as a dip. Ketchup is much more appropriate in my opinion.

yes fellow ketchup lover.

[Lord Chin Chin 1,209]

16 hours ago, Kujamih said:

I do hate mayo.......

Mayo will defeat you

[Evil Pink One 13,507]

........I can see that happening...

[TheRockARooster 51,509]

I know that after watching My Little Pony : A New Generation and seeing what I’ve seen, I’m certainly afraid of mayonnaise now.

[Retro*Derpy 3,185]

I hade an idea so I made this, also I would consider myself close to mayophoba, mayonnaise is really gross. 

Spoiler

 

[EpicEnergy 23,218]

Bing-bong, bing-bong! 

But seriously, I'm not afraid of mayonnaise. Some members of my family hate it though because it doesn't taste good to them.

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,470]

Afraid of bleu cheese for the time being  

[They call me Loyalty 1,948]

Most industrialized mayos taste worse every time. It is like they are actually downgrading the quality of their products on purpose.
Similar is the case with some of the current media. They could come up with some absolutely amazing ideas, pouring their hearts and souls into new productions. But they aim for mediocrity, instead.
And it is not like there is an absence of talent, but an actual determination imposed by the heads of this industry to repeat themselves over and over again. It is a resolve that is not founded on fear of failure, but a willingness to fail and disappoint on purpose.
I believe some of the luciferian families are trying to reduce the appeal of the babylonian system, that is the world delusion they have casted upon the plane of the earth and all of humanity.
Similar with presidents openly threatening people with forced vaccinations, or nasa and other space agencies slowly hinting that outer space was never real.

Anyway, I once had some homemade mayo. It was alright.

Edited April 12, 2022 by They call me Loyalty

[Splashee 28,564]

*Wakes up randomly screaming* Mayonnaise is evil! *goes back to sleep*

[DubWolf 17,264]

Yes, I am so afraid of it that I eat it so that it does me no harm.

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,470]

Mayo is convincingly white as a ghost  

[J.J 923]

It's the only instrument we don't see Pinkie playing

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,470]

1 minute ago, Spook Conundrum said:

It's the only instrument we don't see Pinkie playing

It's the Packers cheese hat she plays  

[Splashee 28,564]

@Mayonnaise is the one to be afraid of!

 

[Sir Hugsalot 9,348]

@Mayonnaisehas proven to be one menacing presence and not just on table or inside a fridge. It's very wise to be ware of him! 

Remember to behave around Mayonnaise. For Mayonnaise is always watching. Always vigilant...

@Silly WingsI think Your contribution to this thread will be of significant importance!

[Treeglow Flicker 13,681]

No. I don't actually use the stuff. So any that does end up in my fridge sort of sits there like a prop or decoration just to give an illusion that the firdge isn't empty.