Chuck norris jokes?

[Rudolphin 76]

I don't know about this one but I'll give it a whorl.

 

Chuck Norris once roundhoused a dragon, that dragon is know known as Crackle.

[ZomBrony 347]

Nopony realizes it because it's just like sleeping, but when Chuck Norris goes to sleep, time freezes

[S.M.S. 8]

  On 2012-04-12 at 2:11 AM, 'Thatpony124' said:

No it would be 100/0 Chuck Norris would win

 

NOPE!

 

chuck norris 100

 

Defensive Fluttershy/Dragonshy/Flutterage 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

 

Edited April 12, 2012 by twider

[AngryGamer432 155]

  On 2012-04-12 at 4:15 AM, 'XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)' said:

Nopony realizes it because it's just like sleeping, but when Chuck Norris goes to sleep, time freezes

 

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep

[go away seb 367]

Trixie once told Chuck Norris the Roundhouse Kick was not an effective way to kick. This was listed as the worst mistake in Hoofington History.

 

Chuck Norris once challenged Fluttershy to a Staring Contest. Fluttershy won.

Edited April 12, 2012 by Little Pinstrype

[ZomBrony 347]

You can't look at Chuck Norris wrong, only Chuck Norris can look at you right

[Runty 41]

Fluttershy and chuck norris once brohoofed, the result was the creation of the universe

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Chuck Norris won the gam--

 

FUUU--

[ZomBrony 347]

Chuck Norris is 20% more powerful and great then the great and powerful Trixie

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

  On 2012-04-12 at 2:48 AM, 'Rudolphin' said:

Chuck Norris once roundhoused a dragon, that dragon is know known as Crackle.

 

Is this why there's no Snap and Pop?

 

Wait, I got one...

 

It was actually three dragons Chuck Norris RHK'd. The other two were Snap and Pop.

[go away seb 367]

Chuck Norris is an admin of the MLP Forums. We know him as Feld0.

[Rudolphin 76]

  On 2012-04-12 at 8:57 PM, 'GDO29Anagram' said:

Is this why there's no Snap and Pop?

 

Wait, I got one...

 

It was actually three dragons Chuck Norris RHK'd. The other two were Snap and Pop.

 

Wow I just realized their names.... :/ Derp moment

[ZomBrony 347]

If anypony ever heard Chuck Norris tell a Chuck Norris joke, their head would explode

[go away seb 367]

  On 2012-04-13 at 2:00 AM, 'XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)' said:

If anypony ever heard Chuck Norris tell a Chuck Norris joke, their head would explode

 

 

http-~~-//youtu.be/TA_hMq-JUOE

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Mars has three satellites,

Phobos (Fear)

Deimos (Terror)

and Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris)

[ZomBrony 347]

Chuck Norris is more magical then friendship

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

  On 2012-04-14 at 1:53 AM, 'XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)' said:

Chuck Norris is more magical then friendship

 

Well, you have to consider that My Little Pony: Magic is Chuck Norris wouldn't catch on to well...

 

You know the creeper in Minecraft? That was Chuck Norris RHK-ing the pigs.

[ZomBrony 347]

Chuck Norris is so epic, that his Rule 63 name would simply be Chick Norris

[Jadefire 2,798]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? All of it.

 

Chuck Norris can walk the Penrose Stairs.

 

A tick once bit Chuck Norris and got lemon disease.

 

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris is gay for Braeburn.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

  On 2012-04-14 at 2:20 AM, 'XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)' said:

Chuck Norris is so epic, that his Rule 63 name would simply be Chick Norris

 

Does that imply that Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule 34?

 

It has to...

[ZomBrony 347]

  On 2012-04-14 at 2:33 AM, 'GDO29Anagram' said:

Does that imply that Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule 34?

 

It has to...

 

Nopony, not even anybody, is safe from rule 34, I was strictly talking about his name

 

If Chuck Norris were a pony, his cutie mark would be a beard-fist

Edited April 14, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

  On 2012-04-14 at 2:26 AM, 'Jadefire' said:

Chuck Norris is gay for Braeburn.

 

Correction: Braeburn is gay for Chuck Norris.

When jigsaw from Saw asked Chuck Norris 'Live or die? Make your choice' Chuck Norris answered without hesitation 'Die' and killed him with a roundhouse kick.

[ZomBrony 347]

If anypony were to attempt to sparta kick Chuck Norris, there leg would bounce of his chest and they would somehow end up falling in the hole themselves

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

The movie '300' was originally titled '1' with Chuck Norris as the main star. The producers abandoned the project when they realized even the whole Persian army wasn't enough for the Texas ranger, and the ending would have been obvious and dull.

[ZomBrony 347]

When Chuck Norris is tired, he simply punches himself to keep awake