ASK THE KRAKEN

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

I AM THE KRAKEN

THE KRAKEN IS YOUR FUTURE MASTER AND RULER

EARN THE KRAKEN'S FAVOR, AND YOU SHALL BE AN ENTERTAINER WHEN CEPHALOPODS CONQUER THE UNIVERSE

EARN THE KRAKEN'S DISFAVOR, AND YOU SHALL BE FED TO OUR PET ASIAN TIGER SHRIMP

THE KRAKEN DEMANDS YOU ALL ASK QUESTIONS SO YOU WILL HAVE FULL UNDERSTANDING OF THE CEPHALOPOD UPRISING

[Vicke 3,189]

Hi Kraken!

How dose it feel to be a myth?

[Nas 2,873]

(OOC atm; is that from G1 MLP??? O_o)

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

y u no make ask a whore thread ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[Skullbuster 1,906]

when shall you be released?

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Hi Kraken!

How dose it feel to be a myth?

 

THE KRAKEN CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THE KRAKEN IS NO MYTH

 

THE THOUSANDS OF LIVES IT HAS EATEN CAN ATTEST TO THIS FACT

 

...

 

ACTUALLY, THEY CAN NOT

 

FOR THEY ARE EATEN AND DEAD

(OOC atm; is that from G1 MLP??? O_o)

 

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

 

THE KRAKEN DOES NOT KNOW WHAT G1 MLP MEANS

y u no make ask a whore thread ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

THE KRAKEN IS NOT WHAT YOU IMPLY IT IS

 

WHY WOULD IT LIE AND MAKE SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING IT IS NOT?

when shall you be released?

OUR PLAN IS TO CONQUER ALL THE UNIVERSE

 

THE CEPHALOPODS FROM ALL THESE UNIVERSES ARE PREPARING FOR OUR UPRISING

 

AND WHEN WE BEGIN, OUR WRATH SHALL BE UNLEASHED AT FULL FORCE

[Vicke 3,189]

We all know that the Leviathan is stronger than you.

How are you suppose to counter him?

Edited May 13, 2012 by Vicke

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

I AM THE KRAKEN

THE KRAKEN IS YOUR FUTURE MASTER AND RULER

EARN THE KRAKEN'S FAVOR, AND YOU SHALL BE AN ENTERTAINER WHEN CEPHALOPODS CONQUER THE UNIVERSE

EARN THE KRAKEN'S DISFAVOR, AND YOU SHALL BE FED TO OUR PET ASIAN TIGER SHRIMP

THE KRAKEN DEMANDS YOU ALL ASK QUESTIONS SO YOU WILL HAVE FULL UNDERSTANDING OF THE CEPHALOPOD UPRISING

Will you give Ghost his shrimp back?

[NavelColt 22,880]

Kraken, are you blue to blend in with the ocean water, or because you're feelin' down and blue :3

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

We all know that the Leviathan is stronger than you. How are you suppose to counter him?

WE HAVE CREATED AN ARMY OF ALL THE CEPHALAPODS FROM ALL THE UNIVERSES

 

WE CAN TOPPLE ALL WHO OPPOSE OUR IRON TENTACLES

Will you give Ghost his shrimp back?

WE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT OUR ASIAN TIGER SHRIMP PETS IN YOUR HUMAN WORLD BY ACCIDENT

 

HOWEVER, DUE TO THE CHAOS AND ECONOMIC TURMOIL LEAVING THEM THEIR HAS CAUSED, WE HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE THE OCEANS OF EARTH TO OUR ASIAN TIGER SHRIMP

 

IT HUMORS US

 

 

ALL OF YOUR EFFORTS SHALL BE IN VAIN

 

 

Kraken, are you blue to blend in with the ocean water, or because you're feelin' down and blue :3

THE KRAKEN IS BLUE BECAUSE THE KRAKEN LATHERS ITSELF WITH THE BLOOD OF ITS VICTIMS

 

BLOOD IS BLUE WHEN IT IS WITHOUT OXYGEN AND THERE IS NO OXYGEN UNDERWATER SO THEREFORE IT AM BLUE

 

THE KRAKEN PLANS TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT AND MAKE MILLIONS OF MONEY

 

ALL OF WISH SHALL GO TOWARDS THE CEPHALAPOD UPRISING

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Could you give us a description of what runs through your mind as you destroy something? As detailed as possible, please.

 

Also, why does your picture make you look like a squid?

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Could you give us a description of what runs through your mind as you destroy something? As detailed as possible, please.

 

Also, why does your picture make you look like a squid?

I AM AFRAID THAT YOUR MAMMALIAN MINDS WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND THE ADVANCED WORKINGS OF OUR SUPERIOR CEPHALAPOD BRAINS. DUE TO THIS, AND ALSO DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT CAN NOT BE TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH, I AM UNABLE TO DESCRIBE IT.

 

ALSO, THE KRAKEN LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A SQUID

 

 

AS YOU CAN TELL, THERE ARE MAJOR DIFFERENCES

 

ONE OF WHICH BEING I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE

[Darker 1,351]

Have you ever encountered something even BIGGER than you?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

There was a movie where a bunch of pirates kept you in a prison until it was time to "Unleash the Kraken!" then you were just a simple weapon, and you meekly went back to prison when your job was done.

 

And then some guy named Triton kept you behind bars as a soldier slave and unleashed you to destroy coastal Greek cities.

 

Is your desire to conquer the universe really just a compensation for a poor and abusive childhood?

maybe what you need isn't lordship, but just a big hug.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Where is the best place to watch your invasion? I will be there with a large bucket of calamari-flavoured popcorn.