Stupid things you thought/did as a little kid.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

I played some really bad games when I was young, movie based games to be specific. I played games like Shrek Super Party, Shrek Smash 'n' Crash Racing, Robots, Ratatouille, and possibly a few others. Movie based games are considered very lazy and bad, and I enjoyed those games. Unfortunately, I was unable to grow out of it. I still enjoy Shrek Super Party to this day, and I don't think I'm as ashamed as I should be. I do play good games, but some of the games I enjoy are terrible but I don't see too many flaws.

[Spark Thunderbass 1,441]

I used to think Anime was a kids thing, until I started watching Gunsmith Cats at 11 years old.

[Glitter Glue 79]

I used to think if I learned a different language it would sound like my mother tongue to me. I mean, as if they dubbed it to my language.

[joe mama 60]

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Edited July 31, 2022 by joe mama

[Vevalonthechimera 0]

I went on a trampoline with my brother and sister, jumped at the same time and flew up into the air, over the net head-first into the compost.

[Zachary 5,521]

The most stupid thing I did as a Kid was Holding My Mom's Dog and then Dropping it into the floor. I can't remember what Age I was.

[redaxted 1,765]

Oh my goodness... I did so many silly things when I was younger! I think the best (from when I was around five, I think) included:

• Jumping off of my bed, after having a dream about being able to fly, and ending up with pretty bad carpet burn on my knees and arms.
• Trying to fly again, this time wearing the cape of my Halloween costume and dramatically leaping from a computer desk. That didn't end too well, either.
• Trying to climb up a smooth, vertical wall, convinced I could teach myself to be Spider-Man.

Those are some of the strangest, I think. There are likely more, but they're are the ones I remember.

Edited September 30, 2016 by Wolves

[ARagY 1,152]

I thought if I didn't close the door to my room, I would get got by a monster. So every night I would keep closing it. For about half the time I lived in one of my previous residences, the door was broken. So I woke up in panic sometimes to discover it open and had to flip on the light, grab a stick or whatever was nearby, and open everything to ensure myself that there was nothing around.

[Virus Detected 30]

When I was six, I ate ants cuz I was super hungry..

 

And I almost murdered someone? Hahahahahaha

 

Haha

 

Ha

 

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[The Diver 760]

I used to enjoy sleeping on the floor. Probably why my back sucks at this age.

[Randimaxis 8,652]

Let's see...

 

As a kid, I got kicked out of Mother's Day Outing at the local church, I stole from my friend down the street, I constantly bragged about my toys to anyone who'd listen, I set fire to a toy tank in my bedroom, I refused to do my homework, I threw paper airplanes at my teacher, I disrupted class CONSTANTLY, I made cars stop for me by running out in the street in front of them as a joke, I rode my bike though a friend's house once, I slung mud at the cars of three of my friends' parents, I hogged my buddy's Nintendo when I visited him, I snuck into the kid across the street's house while his they were all out of town and ate all his ice cream, I jacked up the automatic winch on the neighbor's Mobile Home trailer until it almost fell over and left it, I let my down the street neighbors' dogs out as often as I could get away with, I hid a cat in my mailbox and kept him there for three days (yes, I fed him), I busted a bully's room window with half a brick, I smeared makeup ALL OVER the side of my family's house, I ate tree bark and paper, and was generally an enormous pain in the ass to anyone and everyone.

 

And all that was before I was 12; I mellowed out considerably after that.

[Mysterycat 27]

I used to think the characters on TV could come visit if we were bored.

I also believed that grass seed was fairy dust and used to sprinkle it on things to try and do magic. Got frustrated when it didn't work.

And I thought you could eat a rainbow if you got close enough.

And I remember one time I had (for about two days) an irrational fear that my cat was actually a robot disguised as a cat for the government or something.

[They call me Loyalty 1,948]

It's hard to tell, I was wiser as a child. Most conflictive behaviour was inherited from my enviroment.
 

[Guest]

Way too many things, so here's a few:

I used to believe that every superhero that I used to know about, believed that I'd go to hell for doing anything bad, thought of life as a magical place filled with positivity and nothing else.

Most of my actions were non existant, I used to be a positive kid that used tohelp everyone out, that was it, really. 

[Midnight Solace 5,132]

I always thought that someone, or something was watching behind my back.

I still do today.

[Stinky Pinkie 39]

I thought Play-Doh was food.

[SkyPie 261]

I only remember one, which is that everyone no matter the gender had the same parts. It was girls' because that was the only one I knew.

[Cash In 22,356]

When I was 3 years old, I decided to slurp down as much hot sauce as I possibly could. In hindsight, it wasn't the best idea, but I didn't know any better. This is according to my parents, as I don't remember that far back in time.

[Midnight Solace 5,132]

I also thought life was going to be great.

I thought that no one would hurt me. 

I thought that no one would ignore me.

I thought that I was someone.

I thought that I could live a perfectly normal life.

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

On 5/16/2012 at 8:50 AM, Mephala said:

Ooh, another thing: riding down my stairs in a laundry basket. Not a great idea.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't do that too. 

I'd also jump off the top of my brother's bunk bed just for sh*ts and giggles. 

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

2 hours ago, Lucky Bolt said:

I'd be lying if I said I didn't do that too. 

I'd also jump off the top of my brother's bunk bed just for sh*ts and giggles. 

I did it with a mattress at my granny's. Bare wood stairs so that thing got cruising.