Windy Breeze 15,190 February 23, 2020 Share February 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, lyrabetes3939 said: Turn it around and start poking yourself in the eyes. Soon it'll lose its appeal. I have a phobia of the number 27, what should I do? Turn it upside down. Doc, what should I do if I start falling in love with a cabinet? 1 NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kaeya Simp 13,989 February 24, 2020 Share February 24, 2020 8 hours ago, Windy Breeze said: Doc, what should I do if I start falling in love with a cabinet? Grt help! What do I look like, a therapist?! Doctor, I'n afraid of therapists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos the Revenant 1,971 February 24, 2020 Share February 24, 2020 *takes long sip of coffee* Then get outta my office. Doc, Im feeling suicidal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,249 February 25, 2020 Share February 25, 2020 ...Just like Dylan's Mr. Jones? Sounds like yer blues. (Beatles reference.) Doctor, I can't lift my arms. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,258 February 27, 2020 Share February 27, 2020 That won't be a problem if you don't have arms. Why am I always craving cookies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,771 February 27, 2020 Share February 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Number62 said: That won't be a problem if you don't have arms. Why am I always craving cookies? Because you're full of worms. Doc, why do I swear when I just hit my toe on the end of my desk! Ouch &*#%^$(*&^@#$&*^(! “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 February 27, 2020 Share February 27, 2020 Just now, Mirage said: Because you're full of worms. Doc, why do I swear when I just hit my toe on the end of my desk! Ouch &*#%^$(*&^@#$&*^(! You're really an Alien and those symbols that censor Earth language is actually inoffensive in your native alien language Doctor, I lost my cat recently. What do I do now? 1 A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian 13,320 February 27, 2020 Share February 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Mirage said: Because you're full of worms. Doc, why do I swear when I just hit my toe on the end of my desk! Ouch &*#%^$(*&^@#$&*^(! Such language is not allowed here! Get out! Why doctor, why? *starts crying* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,771 February 27, 2020 Share February 27, 2020 20 minutes ago, Bastian said: Why doctor, why? *starts crying* Oh shut up and deal with it! Why do I keep seeing stars? “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 February 27, 2020 Author Share February 27, 2020 This laser help with your eyes.. now hold still. (This is what happen when you walked in the wrong time! No witness!) Doc, my back is killing me! 1 ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,771 February 27, 2020 Share February 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, TBD said: Doc, my back is killing me! *kills your front* Doc, I want vegetables to taste good. “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Doopliss 2,351 February 27, 2020 Share February 27, 2020 We all know corn is is the answer to world hunger, so you should only eat corn. Don't worry about any of that other horrible tasting veggies. Doctor, How do I stop my nose from running so much? Signature by @Sparklefan1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,258 February 28, 2020 Share February 28, 2020 You can chop off their legs. Why do I keep losing my remote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,249 February 28, 2020 Share February 28, 2020 Because your remote doesn't like you now and you should just give it some space. This isn't always about you, ya know. Sometimes the remote wants to do stuff and go places. Sometimes the remote wants to change other things besides YOUR television. Did you ever think about that? ...Didn't think so. Doc, if it takes more muscles to smile than frown, then how come my smile comes so easily? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Doopliss 2,351 February 28, 2020 Share February 28, 2020 Sounds too me that you are taking way too many happy pills. Maybe you should lay off them. Doc, why do I rather sleep in the morning and be up all night? Signature by @Sparklefan1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 March 2, 2020 Author Share March 2, 2020 hmm I think we might have a serious problem here but I got the cure it Doc, do you think you will take me in to shadow you? 1 ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,249 March 4, 2020 Share March 4, 2020 I'm sorry, but our relationship is strictly professional. However, you might be interested in this Red Light District I've been hearing about... Doc, I'm having a hard time trusting you. How do I know I'm not just another lab rat to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 March 4, 2020 Share March 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Samurai Equine said: I'm sorry, but our relationship is strictly professional. However, you might be interested in this Red Light District I've been hearing about... Doc, I'm having a hard time trusting you. How do I know I'm not just another lab rat to you? Just look in the mirror. You're clearly not a lab rat. Do you see a rat tail coming out of your butt? Doctor, I think I am the reincarnation of the Entire Multiverse itself! That I have the power to control everyone's fate and how the universe changes over the eternal timestream and alternative timelines too A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 24,942 March 4, 2020 Share March 4, 2020 Suck it up and deal with it. Doc, I keep seeing floating goats with fish tails in my dreams. Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Thundersnow 4,180 March 4, 2020 Share March 4, 2020 You should lay off the fish gyros. Doc, I keep seeing lightning flashes when I close my eyes. "Never give up, because you can't succeed if you don't even try." - Personal Motto "Anything worth doing has risks. Believe me, this is worth doing." Hortense-Guardians of Ga'Hoole book 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 7,932 March 4, 2020 Share March 4, 2020 Stop staring at the sun baka! Doc, me and voices have come to a agreement.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Valtasar 12,693 March 4, 2020 Share March 4, 2020 that doesn't sound like a problem then ...well, what did you agree on? Doctor, my name is Casey, and in case it's not obvious already, i have a case of excessive use of the word "case" My Shop My Gallery Ask Zecora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 24,942 March 5, 2020 Share March 5, 2020 Well, if that's the case than you should probably go change your name, I'm too old to deal with this complaining of yours. Doc, everyone keeps calling me a knuckle fish wannabe Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian 13,320 March 8, 2020 Share March 8, 2020 Don't you see im having lunch? Stupid knuckle fish wannabe. Doc, my enthusiasm to commit suicide is killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 March 9, 2020 Author Share March 9, 2020 Here's a dose of pessimism, MAUD. Doc, do you think I will make a good time lord? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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