Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

' Maybe we'll not see the back of these vampires by going over to the curtains and saying, "My, isn't it stuffy in here" ...'

and...

' He sat gingerly on his camp bed, because sudden movements made it fold up with nail blackening viciousness'

 

[ZethaPonderer 2,200]

Why stick it into 1 hole when you can stick it into 3 holes? That’s not just win. That’s a win win win. Tri-winning for the win. Eat your heart out Charlie Sheen. 

“Sugar time. Sugar time with your meat-stick” - Link from YouTube Channel Good Mythical Morning at Will it Candy?

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

Fighting fire with fire will reward you with ashes. 

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Bitch you tried to smoke your phone last night." 

[Prospekt 11,028]

"Heresy!!!"

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"We seem to have glitchy-cam air-walked into null-space! Not bad for a blender!"

[imawesome 450]

"What did I just say?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Scotch tape. Cause fk the Romans." 

And 

"it's either him now or me after school." 

And

"Touch my italics and I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." 

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

" We will try again, but not because the wall told me to."

 

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"The fuse, Gromit! The fuse! You forgot to light the fuse!"

(Notice it's *you* forgot to light the fuse, when it was Wallace who did it the first time.)

... aa-and ...

"He did not gird his loins, because he wasn't certain how you did that, and had never dared to ask."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"stop giving me feelings about this orange idiot and his dolphin dad, i could swear i managed to escape this fandom."

[Starlighty 1,013]

“You get use to being cute”

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Like let me just go ahead and say this. Two words that don't go together, are Ninja and Microfiber." 

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

1. So help me god if you don't let us out right this second  I'm going to take a dump on your wedding dress!

__________________________________

2. That kind of talk I can get from the sandwich machine, from you I expect service.

 

Edited January 4, 2019 by Tropical Melody

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"We like to share rare were-Care Bear hair. If we dare. So there."

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"There's a wedding dress out here covered in $@!%~..."

 

[Starlighty 1,013]

“Is today amateur day?” 

[Guest]

This place called Ponytopia isn't real... being kind you get taken advantage of and underappreciated.... Sometimes all you can do is stop and listen. Try and fail too many times until it's enough.

Jaded eyes see clearly but only half of what's there
Good old days are far behind what's left is boredom and despair

Sometimes every once in a while
Sometimes every once in a while

It's beautiful I would say, I wouldn't have it any other way
If I said different, that would be a lie
If I said different, that would be a lie, be a lie

What was once rebellion is now clearly just a social sect
But are you just upset 'cause your own social clique has left
Leave when you want 'cause I know that someday I will too
But I won't burn my bridges and be just another jaded fool
 

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"NO WAY am I getting into a dolphin's mouth!"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,132]

“Beach darts”

[Treeglow Flicker 14,074]

"It's too cold and I don't want to move from this spot..."

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Wanna touch my Groan Tube?"

And

"This looks like the beginning of a gay porno tbh."

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Around the world millions of men and women are screaming 'No! Not his face!' " 

[Kevin Tang 2,429]

Are Mc Donald's apple pies worth buying?

[cuteycindyhoney 13,324]

This is stupid. It's all bubbled looking.