Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Sparklefan1234 176,964]

3 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

"You hobbling around like a ginger crutch ninja and taking fake prison photos in the hallway isn't helping." 

 

"Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie." *Shakes head in disappointment* 

Edited March 1, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

"That's all I get, two minutes and thirty seconds. Grandma is made of some real durable material."

[Tropical Melody 7,032]

"Unhand me woman! I don't have gas, I'm in love!"

[Here No Longer 5,284]

"What are we going to do with him? Burn him? Kill him?"

 

 

[Tropical Melody 7,032]

"'No' to a free caravan, but 'yes' to a towbar." - "I'll take it."

 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,324]

"The snow's gone already!"

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,482]

“I actually take care of my facial hair. You on the other hand look like fat Braun Strowman.”

[Tropical Melody 7,032]

"Ohh, no! A guy at work bought a car out of the paper, and ten years later? BAM!! Herpes."

 

[Tropical Melody 7,032]

"Damn and blast! Damn it all to hell!"

 

[ZethaPonderer 2,200]

Lovin your feet there? Go sucko mode all over it.

[Tropical Melody 7,032]

"Do you even listen to yourself when you talk?" - "I drift in and out."

 

[ZethaPonderer 2,200]

“My dog probably has down syndrome. That’s just how he is so we don’t know what to do. I tried to shoot him” - Drake, FlyingKitty (YouTube Pooper), Sucko Mode 2

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

"[N]ot to be confused with MLP Gen 5, RHW version 5, HTML5, Ryzen 5, Mazda 5, or anything else with a 5 in its name."

[ZethaPonderer 2,200]

“Context is rich. No context is equivalent to a female dog barking 24/7. Put the two together and you get... a gold-digging b****”

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

“I’ll just quickly grab my nuts.”

[Denim&Venöm 20,036]

"Half & half is for coffee. Pick a lane." 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

"...why is there ranch in the bathroom?"

[ZethaPonderer 2,200]

“I have HAD it with these MotherFking Skid Marks on these asses man.”

Edited March 5, 2019 by ZethaPonderer
Ommitting “my”

[Tropical Melody 7,032]

"If I remember correctly this is the physics department." - "That explains all the gravity!"
 

[Tropical Melody 7,032]

"Get up! We're going!" - "Where?" - " To save the world!" - "Oh is that all."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,036]

"It's my religion. I need this accommodation. I'm giving up SQR. I can't have anything to do with code. " 

[Tropical Melody 7,032]

"Now look here you gourd-bellied codpiece! Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one an... Who the deuce are you? No I don't have any spare change where the hell would I keep it in my diaper?! Get out of here you hobo!! Oh bloody hell, is this thing still on?"

 

[Here No Longer 5,284]

"More like Peanut butter banana time, am I right?"

Good thing I don't have to give context...

Edited March 6, 2019 by ~Dusky~

[Tropical Melody 7,032]

"Hey, what's with the lollipops?" - "I'm trying to close the generation gap!"

 

[Will Guide 21,365]

Let me have some of that cool whip.