Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"Oh, my hero. You know you ought to spring for a new holster sonny boy. That torpedo there's bending your suit."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,619]

It's like there's a member of the Nights Watch trapped inside the bathroom mirror!

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Dammit these straight aliens don't understand jack $#!+ do they?"

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"It's at times like this I wish they'd used me for stem cell research."

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Sexually licking peanut butter off of a knife"

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"Val Venus and the money shot! 

Yeah, I know my audience." 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"It's not a Power Rangers tattoo!"

[MangoFoalix 24,944]

"Minecraft is relevant in 2019?"

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

Honey, my stupid nose was bleeding again this morning

 

(For some reason I'm prone to nose bleeds. It's not like in anime!)

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"It's at times like these I curse the fact that we live in French Polynesia."

"You're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"I'm gonna punch your house until you talk to me." 

[Jedishy 3,548]

" You're too bad for real spaghetti, you eat your spaghetti from a can Rickie. "

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"I mean it's truth more than art." 

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"Take the hundred bucks and shut the f--- up OK?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"You don't have milk but you made him a white Russian?" 

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"Then he asks for a volunteer from the audience, who in reality is a Ukrainian contortionist called Helga." - "But that's cheating!" - "Yes of course!"

 

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I used to be a professional sweeper. Like I was actually paid money to sweep."

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Why is that rock on fire?"

[_Scribbles_ 17]

"Can I roll to die?" 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Breaking news: Recent studies show that teens with parents who make more money are more likely to get a car when they turn 16.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

“I’ve never been lit on fire so many times in my life before all this started. If I wasn’t immune, I’d be quite annoyed by this point.”

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Pot. Is Fire"

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

Do you have fresh ginger root?

 

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"You have -5555555555555554997003070116391103 chickens."

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

For the first time in 70 years, in our entourage. Horse had not been in the school and our school was over, and the teachers were heading back. Stage 2 was bite his thumb. I guess I didn't know that I didnÆt hate his guts.