Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,332]

A mountain may walk, but the hundreds of thousands of generations living at its foot would not know it. Only God or a geologist would see its movements as the dash of a mouse for a hole. 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,139]

"I am LeLouche vi Britannia and I command you to not look disappointed!"  

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

A crazy bald man with a barcode at the back of his head kept throwing coins, pushing people off the balconies, and acting all retarded in front of the security camera. Then he got bored and blew the whole place up while mass murdering everyone in the vicinity. According to the newspaper I’m currently reading, this guy was a silent assassin and achieved his mission.

[Tropical Melody 6,332]

"It's like when you fall asleep halfway through one Hammer Horror movie then wake up halfway through another different Hammer Horror movie and don't know what the feck is going on and because it's the same actors why someone who died an hour ago is alive again now."

 

Edited April 21, 2019 by Tropical Melody
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[Lucky Bolt 35,064]

“Dang. That is one limp noodle.”

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

“HALLLP!!! CRUSADERS R ATTACKING R TRADE ROOTS!!!!” - White Caucasoid European who loves wearing Turbans and acting like a typical Middle Eastern Arab.

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"I don't want your butthole shrimp in my hair!"

[Tropical Melody 6,332]

"No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,139]

"Don't just sit on the table and poke her nipples!" 

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

“I like kids... just 9 year olds” - Pewdiepie

[Treeglow Flicker 13,722]

"It must have been scary waking up to find that sticking out of your hand."

[Lucky Bolt 35,064]

"It's a built-in cigarette lighter you dumb*ss."

[Tropical Melody 6,332]

"What about the virgins?" - "Please, forget the virgins. We're out of virgins."

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

"I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor."

[Denim&Venöm 19,139]

"But Bismark had a plan.

Bismark always had a plan." 

[Tropical Melody 6,332]

"Rat, anybody? Maybe the last meal you get!"

 

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

"Forklifts can't jump, that's cheating!"

[Tropical Melody 6,332]

"Oh yes! Everything was going swimmingly for you until this! Yes yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that Felix Unger-ish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,139]

"Now I've got to buy her a chainsaw. Thanks." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"This isn't Deathbox, this is Wario's a**!"

[Tropical Melody 6,332]

"What ho, aunt Agatha!" - "Bertie! Kindly leave that kind of language in the tap room where it belongs!"

 

[AveryGamerDude 4,640]

"I think my man sauce was too much for him to handle!"

[Tropical Melody 6,332]

"Do you want to be leader of this gang?" - "No, we agreed there should be no leader!" - " Right! So shut up and do as I say!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,139]

"If I ever need a general to confuse and misdirect my enemies in conflict, I'd recruit a 9 year old girl." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,139]

"Why don't you participate in my class? You might learn something new." 

"You're teaching history. There's nothing new in it."