Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Adorable Lovestar 243]

"Crunch."

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I need to be religious for 5 seconds to let this out of my system"

[Altastrofae 933]

"I'll just keep it zipped up and hope no one asks"

[Denim&Venöm 19,198]

"She's sober. She's sober. She's hit the bell curve! Oh crap she's drunk too much!"

[Tropical Melody 6,384]

"What shall I play on the tambourine?"
"Strauss."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,070]

"You have no spare toilet paper rolls in the bathroom. You're down to the last roll. You guys like living in the danger zone."

[Samurai Equine 52,132]

I wonder if it'll look better flipped... Nope!

[Brobot 1,436]

"if a baby had money he would be one broke baby" 

[Fritzy 1,692]

“Don’t pop any more of the balloons!”

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"His c-^^ just flies on to the page!"

[Fritzy 1,692]

“I popped all of the red balloons though. I was going to say ‘we have to pop all of the red balloons or else a clown will come in here.’ But I didn’t.”

 

[Tropical Melody 6,384]

Need to eat more protein. We got sausages need cooking! OK we can cook up some potatoes, and we got onions and peppers in the fridge, so we can make, umm – what is it – what's the word? Come on brain, work! Onion! Good, good! And what's the other word? Gravy! Well done. Onion gravy (+ mixed peppers)

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,198]

"But what about the riot shield and the dynamite?"

"Oh that's just artistic expression."

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Cereal for fruity manly people that like manly fruits"

[Samurai Equine 52,132]

So, which dump are you on right now?

[Tropical Melody 6,384]

"Hello! I hope you are all having a good day or evening. And with such a kindly introduction, I am attempting to defuse sarcasm for my lack of knowledge regarding metric hardware ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,198]

"Water is just earth milk!" 

"How much have you had to drink?" 

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,605]

"I'm dating a crazy woman."

" But you know you love me. "

[Klutzy Draconequus 12]

“Oh, crap. That can’t be good...”

[Altastrofae 933]

"Why won't Windows boot up?!"

"So apparently our hard drive needs this magical thing called power, which we have neglected to supply it" 

[ExplosionMare 18,079]

I don’t know where your neck is!

[MarkusTactician 61]

"Yeah, I'm not going into that torturous line."

[Samurai Equine 52,132]

Well, even if I could only save a few spoon-fulls, it was good chili...

[Tropical Melody 6,384]

"You know how I said you should participate more in meetings? I didn't mean it."

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Michael Rosen says you shouldn't breathe in class and he has a big brain"