Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 57,054]

Hmm... *Reads the manual* Oh, it doesn't hang on by the metal bar! It snaps into place. Silly me.  That makes MUCH more sense...

[Tao 9,592]

"Ok how to this have u lived?"

[Tropical Melody 8,420]

On 6/27/2020 at 9:17 PM, Lucky Bolt said:

"Nope. Welcome to Generation ButtHurt, where everyone is offended by everything, and if they're not, they try to be!"

I seem to be having this trouble at the mo! It's gotten so I daren't post

 

[Jedishy 3,549]

The church was founded by am alcoholic gnome who started out with amnesia. Where did you think it was headed?

[Tropical Melody 8,420]

"Hello Johnny."

"Hello Eddy."

"Enough small talk! It's hypnotising time!"

 

[Kamii 597]

"The secret ingredient is crime".

[Samurai Equine 57,054]

For the love of Celestia, how many tools do I have?! 

[Tropical Melody 8,420]

"The new king thinks I'm a fool, the werewolves treat me as if I was something the cat dragged in; the only person who's been halfway civil was the vampire"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,193]

 "Come on snake, let's rattle!"  

[Samurai Equine 57,054]

*Finishes washing all the dishes*  ... *Sees one I missed*  I need a vacation.

[Tropical Melody 8,420]

"Can Eddy come out to play?"

"I'm standing right beside you, Ed."

"Hello Eddy!"

 

[Samurai Equine 57,054]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly...

[Tropical Melody 8,420]

"So now we have a mass on a wheel on a spring, otherwise known as an engineer's wet dream ..."

 

[Samurai Equine 57,054]

They left me on hold until it was closing time!  That had to be on purpose; there's NO WAY that's coincidence.

[Tropical Melody 8,420]

"Whoops! There it goes! Yep! My brain stopped!"

 

[Ixrec 86]

"If they were such an advanced society, they should all be nudists!"

[Denim&Venöm 21,193]

"Good morning. God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everybody's problem." 

[Here No Longer 5,287]

"Whether there's poop on your ceiling is a question you might not want to know the answer to."

[Tropical Melody 8,420]

"Sarah! Come back here with my ghost!"

 

[Samurai Equine 57,054]

Huh... When the party was going on, it felt like it was lasting quite a long while. And now that's it over, it felt like it ended way too fast. 

[Denim&Venöm 21,193]

"It's like if a Cylon from original Battlestar fked a Xenomorph and they had a kid who grew up to play in the NFL." 

[gamecubeguy214 2,516]

I wasn't breaking down, I was just eating a sandwich.

[Denim&Venöm 21,193]

"Her balls grew 3 sizes that day."

[SkyPie 264]

"Don't dump the pizza on my face."

[Samurai Equine 57,054]

Okay! FINALLY! Some straight answers.  I guess calling just before the 4th of July really was a bad idea...