Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"Why are we having an argument about mutant hamsters?"

[Neoeryn 196]

"Aww, are you happy I'm home lil wigglebutt?"

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"Filthy sexual abuse? What, as opposed to-o, normal sexual abuse?"

 

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,676]

"There's 3 console manufacturers: Simpsoft, Simpy, and Simptendo."

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"Same things make us laugh, make us cry."

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"Friendly reminder that it is a sin to not be bisexual. The bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam or Eve." 

[Northern Star 1,024]

"Adobe, why?!? Why can't you just-I mean its- 13 hours?!?! For that?! You ain't even trying the fans shut off!...40 minutes? I'm not waiting 40 minutes to ask a question, screw it you deal with it"

[PCutter 127]

Putting my own ideas forward makes me a selfish uncaring person.

Edited February 24, 2021 by PCutter

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"It will slow down your pulse, pull down your acid levels, open your arteries and lower your blood pressure. It will also make your pee look like Guinness, but then you can't have everything"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"His refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn't even in the bottle."

 

[Cagey 4,248]

“And is that the spacebar?”

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

" This also led me to tell Bruce, as we were talking about all these weird synchronicities, that just to be on the safe side, I changed the title of an upcoming episode *away* from "Sheridan Gets His Dick Cut Off."

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"This company has been good to you, Eric! We've stood by you through all of your various stress-related wotsits. We moved you out of Sales when you got that nasty rash on your neck. Nobody could sell anything looking like that. But did we give you the boot? Did we ass-burgers! We put you in Recruitment, until your back went. Nobody can conduct an interview while hanging upside-down from orthopedic wall bars. But did we chuck you out on your ear? Did we double ass-burgers! But I'm telling you this, Eric – Data, is it! We can't move you sideways again, you'll end up in the gentlemans lavatory!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"Now what did you do with the $20,000 worth of inflatable party equipment you stole from your last job?" 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"You rolled a 2? Oh what does that mean lets see... Ahh yes lucky you! You lose your left hand in combat and are knocked unconscious"  

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"♪ The best part of waking up, is screaming what the fk  ♪"

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"Don't tell me to hurry up! Hitler told me to hurry up! I didn't hurry up for him and I'm not going to hurry up for you"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"My dear and sainted sister, Millie. She lives in East Clusterfk, Idaho." 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?"

 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"Sometimes I think 'Ya know, life ain't so bad' and then I realise I'm still alive and work in catering..."

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"As it's Saturday morning ... I thought the first thing I'll do is trim me balls and tack them onto the tubes"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Well, I'm gonna be honest with you, E.T. I'm gonna be very honest with you. I don't like ya, I don't like you at all.  I really don't like what you are. You displease me on many levels. And I'm gonna change you, I'm gonna make you different, I'm gonna make you better. You'll like it, you'll like it, you won't be scared anymore. Haha. Come on, E.T.

(ET: ET Phone Home) Yeah...yeah...Come on, ET. I'll help you phone home. You come with me, come on. Hehehe..I'm gonna make everything better for you. Hehe. I'll solve all your problems and..MAKE YOU HAVE NICE DREAMS!!!" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"It's only $3000 to race cars through the lobby of a hotel!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"Hey, you scrawny-ass ********! What the **** is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of ******* ******* to be able to ignore a crying child!"

"Whoa, dude!"

"You know what you ******* like?! You like to **** and **** and **** and **** and **** and ****!"

"Hey Wendy, what's a ****?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"These people had their taints wiggled and waggled."