Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Somebody once asked me, 'Why do you have six screens on your desk?' 'Because I don't have room for eight.'"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

"Once again proving that biological testicles are not a prerequisite for cojones." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"You look at an older game like Scarface, and there's just a lot of subtle details that they used to get wrong back in the days. Such as, if you look very closely you can see that Al Pacino's head is not actually attached to his body, which is uh, very unrealistic."

[Northern Star 1,024]

"Squeezing the fat glass probably isn't a good idea, but here we go, yeah it works, but I wouldn't recommend squeezing the fat glass, so squeezing the fat glass does work but it's not recommended"

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Wow you guys are good! I was the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"See you later! I got a date with a rope, some anti-aging cream, and a pumpkin. It's not what it sounds like, I swear."

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners"

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

I should have said, "Now I wish to think of naked ladies in hopes that, again, thoughts will become manifest."

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

"My sexual orientation is the cast of the Mummy from 1999." 

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Stop it, it’s not that kind of Mac, I don’t eat computers!

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

"I heard you were good in bed."

"Tell your dad to shut his mouth." 

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Really think you're hot shit, don't you?"

"Lukewarm, anyhow."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"'ang about! What sort of love song is this?!!??"

 

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood!?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

"120 Dicks to rule them all."  

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"This game is a cautionary tale about the horrors of dollar store costumes and the unceasing tedium of going right."

[Cagey 4,248]

“If I’m going to be an outcast, I might as well look the part.”

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Washing your face in a river, drinking a cup of tea made on a campfire, and having yesterday's soup for breakfast. Living in a big city, we've forgotten these simple joys."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

“If you’re going to be a hero, be strong enough to be gentle”

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

I thought you were talking to me at first, then I realized I’m not a little boy

[Northern Star 1,024]

"There are 60 people in Mexico "

"That's it?"

"That's what it says"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Yes, I do. Now, I'm off to eat someone's parents."

[ridaranka 574]

I had a little Chinese for lunch..... they're easier to catch 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

"It started off in Japanese and then I heard 'Low Blow.' "

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

The trouble with having an open mind is that people will inevitably try to put things in it.