Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,296]

"I'm not sure if that's a reaction or a continuation of the song." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,296]

"I'm a heterosexual female and I want to fk Black Widow." 

[Aisede 23]

"Fuck, where did I put it?"

[Esoteric 142]

I hate british people

[Treeglow Flicker 14,208]

"That's what you get for not touching the cow."

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"When you are dead you don't know that you are dead, it's only difficult for the others. It's the same when you are stupid"

 

[Scarlet SoftPaws 3,588]

"I'm no Jesus Christ, I'm the one mistake you love to hate"

[Denim&Venöm 20,296]

"As a lesbian, I think it's overrated." 

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"Aye, when I were a lad and jam was two pence a pound, bikes were bikes and wimmin wore corsets"

 

[Never Returning 28,613]

"Yes! We've done it!" 

[Denim&Venöm 20,296]

"And I dance until they tell me I'm off camera...

And I dance until they tell me I'm off camera...

And I dance until they tell me I'm off camera...

And I dance-"

[ExplosionMare 20,864]

If you get caught, guys, just throw your pumpkin

[Sparklefan1234 179,005]

"@Kyoshi *really* likes playing Forza." 

[Samurai Equine 54,622]

𝕄𝕀ℂℝ𝕆𝕊ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕀ℂ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕀𝔸

[Denim&Venöm 20,296]

"I like how Cozy Glow taught you how to use a knife properly." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

"I don't like that man; I must get to know him."

[Denim&Venöm 20,296]

"River of Styx in our fking kitchen." 

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"I’d be sorry I ever complained about rice and beans and chicken soup with claws"

 

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

This smells like cat's piss

 

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

It's OK EM it's not that bad.

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,296]

"This place is like a whore house. The better you are, the more you get fked over." 

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"You may recall his famous dictum: 'If any man is not free, then I too am a small pie made of chicken', which has led to a considerable amount of debate"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"If Nukie and To Catch a Yeti fucked, I'm pretty sure it would bring about the Anti-Christ."

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

"Gender who abide in transparent abodes should not hurl geological missiles."

[Denim&Venöm 20,296]

"My dad's funeral was funnier than Friends."