Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,119]

"And as far as I'm concerned the transports can wait until the SUN EXPLODES! And if you're not happy with the seating arrangements I will personally order your seats to be moved outside, down the hall, across the station and into the fusion reactor. Am I absolutely, perfectly clear on this?"

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

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[Quinch 1,121]

"The best and only thing you can do for someone is to understand them, and allow life to go on regardless of the things you have learned."

[Denim&Venöm 20,119]

"Hey you, wanna help me bang this robot?"

"Don't you mean pilot this robot?" 

"I know what I said." 

[Lucky Bolt 35,174]

"Lower, lower....a little to the right...ohHhh right there. Oh yeahh that's just how I like it. A little harder." 

[Cyclone 1066 3,621]

Just now, Lucky Bolt said:

"Lower, lower....a little to the right...ohHhh right there. Oh yeahh that's just how I like it. A little harder." 

But I wasn't there.....

[Catpone Cerberus 23,730]

"Oh, it's the trash pile you gave me earlier"
"yup, premium"

[Lucky Bolt 35,174]

Just now, Cyclone 1066 said:

But I wasn't there.....

Those words were not said by me 

[Cyclone 1066 3,621]

Just now, Lucky Bolt said:

Those words were not said by me 

I know but it sounds like something I would have said

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Will you stop bathing in random places! It's creepy!

[Quinch 1,121]

"Well, that's hitman ass for you."

[Tropical Melody 7,135]

"Doctorum Adamus cum flabello dulci"

Trans: " Doctor Adams was a fan of sweet" (aka, "Doctor of Sweet Fanny Adams")

Spoiler

Discworld book #21, "Jingo"

 

Edited October 16, 2018 by Tropical Melody

[Draxon 215]

Since I only just spotted this topic, here's one from Friday: "You have successfully deboned the cream cheese."

[Mellow Mane 5,931]

''You will forever be my sandwich''

[Lucky Bolt 35,174]

"Yep. It's a sure fire way to give him a boner, so don't do it in public." 

Edited October 16, 2018 by Lucky Bolt

[Mirage 24,776]

"Meet me at eleven o'clock and bring the money."

[Tao 8,643]

"Who left the coffee pot empty again?"

 

Me to my roommate this morning.

[Guest]

Really like this one alot

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

I'm just gonna walk up to him naked and shoot him in the head with my missile launcher

[Denim&Venöm 20,119]

"I don't give a fk how bad it sounds. Make it work. And make it shoot flames." 

[Here No Longer 5,284]

"Everyone's going to be dead by tomorrow"

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

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Edited October 3, 2020 by Deleted3133333

[Tropical Melody 7,135]

"This is actually a moment from a musical we haven't written [yet]"

 

[Guest]

Spoiler

Silence says a lot more than you think 

[Tropical Melody 7,135]

That is so awsome