Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

Roadworks! Oh, let joy be unconfined...

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"I feel like if you gave a medieval peasant flavor blasted goldfish, they'd probably die." 

[fare67t 243]

"That would suck, I wish Superman was here. I'd be like "Hey Superman! You mow the lawn while you here?" and he'd be like "Yeah, I'm Superman...I know how to work the mow~" "

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"I ain't got time to bleed!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"Every time I take a st my legs fall asleep and I feel hell sucking my soul out through my ankles. And every time we kiss, I swear I can fly." 

[ExplosionMare 18,079]

And that’s why we keep her in the closet

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"I've got a brilliant idea for a new web site! What's the one thing that everyone needs to know, wherever they are? The time!"

"Take a look at the bottom righthand corner of your screen."

"Oh."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Feet finally arrived midweek so it's complete now. I've also done some work on the motor as it was getting right on my tits ..."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

Let's get scientific on its ass! Break out the micrometer...

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

*Whispered* "He Lives!"

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

Oooh~ That was the worst move you could have made. ... Oh! I take it all back! THAT was the worst move you could have made! 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"He could always turn himself into a giant metal d*ck if he wanted to."

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Feel free to contact us on our GMail Phone Number"

 

Even actual boomers are like "okay boomer" on that one.

[MarkusTactician 61]

"Wait. How do you open the window?"

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Hash-tag VEXED " ...

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"I guess another possible first instinct would be to suck it, but I think a lighter would be a more interesting response." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

*With an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression* "I'll be back"

Edited November 25, 2019 by Ayyngel Dust

[PiratePony 8,475]

Too uncouth sorry for that

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Yellow warning of rain has been cancelled"

 

[Crimson storm 1,837]

¿porque?!!!!!

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"Kids have crushes.

Men have girlfriends.

Legends operate forklifts." 

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

Mmm... You can really taste the basil!

[Cagey 4,248]

“It’s a pre-calculator. For pre-calculus.”

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"Forget the boat, I'm launching the nukes, Noah." 

[MarkusTactician 61]

"You don't understand. It's not just big... it's BIG big!"