Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

“You put my left foot right on your sensitive spot to apply pressure. After 5 minutes, you bend over and stretch it out wide open for maximum satisfaction.”

[Midnight Blaze 98 1,138]

‘Will you get the hell out of my room.’

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

“I’m sorry. Did I apply too much pressure? Perhaps if I twist my left foot around and around it would’ve been more pleasurable. I hear ya. I’m outta here.”

[Cash In 21,516]

"Joke's on you, I don't have a social life."

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

“Go down. Do it.”

”Put that cookie down. NAOW!!!”

[Libra 11,690]

"So google knows everything, right? Lets test that theory. Okay google, tell me tonights lottery numbers."

[Messy Mane 9,006]

"I remember being lost at Wal-Mart once"

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

“A child is beating a police officer with a banana and a garbage can lid”.

[Guest]

"I have come to claim my ice cream now."

[Floofie 799]

"I thought you were gonna eat grandpa's soup? Don't eat grandpas' soup."

[Libra 11,690]

"Is this garbage just going to be a common occurence now?"

[Denim&Venöm 16,517]

"Here, he's all happy singing smash mouth. But in the japanese version he's having a mental breakdown in the middle of a field." 

[Prospekt 10,984]

"There's a river of slime! "

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

"Have you ever just been walking, but it didn't work, so you just started floating instead?" 

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“Ah! Damnit! Right in the ear.”

[Narcissus 352]

"I prefer stealing cars over stealing toys, so next time get something with some guts!"

[Cash In 21,516]

"Don't touch it"

[Messy Mane 9,006]

"ever notice the 'Danzig' logo is the exact same one from 'Samhain'? Duh."

[thepissman 76]

“Make it more stiff!”

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

"It's just a fancy Honda, we don't claim responsibility."

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

"I've only got four arms, and three of them are busy at the moment." 

[Cash In 21,516]

''It's only illegal if you get caught."

[Luminance 2,181]

"I should of done that long time ago" 

[Stormy Seas 17]

"Sometimes rule by majority feels really inferior compared to simple violence."

[Denim&Venöm 16,517]

"I have feasted on the nectar of wild fruit in the land of the Norns. 

                I have dined in the exalted halls of the godly realms.

                                             This day, I am offered a creamsicle."