Just type without thinking. Don't stop to pause. Just type.

[DigitalRocket 185]

although it will have severe spelling and grammar errors, here we go:

 

but the stairs ofr a ponys house is esential for its homelike decor of the killed baby rabbits on top of that building with that wierd roster on top the that refrigirator in that wierd town with that ponylike cockatrice with a whipe a chair and a tabletop arcade mashine of bubblegum and pizza slizes with skittles for buttons and fishtisk as joysdtick the mane is often more important than the colour of th sun in your anus of doom and the red bliightend sushi bar in that town of doom and everything doomy

[Moonlight 7,287]

Now that I've thought about it. What if we're all secretly alpacas. Like, we may look human but that's secretly a disguise and when we discover our true purpose in life, we shed our costume and become an alpaca with a scarf....deep stuff...

[Tigerpop198 696]

can you please pass over the milk and cookies, I don't really like pajamas, but I actually do, wow I'm running out of ideas, but I can't think so have to keep writing. That's me on the computer.

[DubWolf 17,322]

I believe they call this a stream of consciousness lalalal boom boom boom frogs I want to eat your banana pudding. Hermmmhermmm oh hello there, how are you mah lady? Shall I fetch you a cup of spoon..er I mean, a cup of waffles? Lol that doesn't make any sense, make it staph!!!

[Hyperhooves 872]

OH, MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FLIM FLAM BROTHERS ARE COMING BACK TOMORROW HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO VERY MUCH LIKE THESE GUYS AND AND I THINK I'M MAYBE MIGHT BE IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF THEM WHICH IS JUST SO WEIRD, I THINK THEY SMELL LIKE APPLES AND HARD WORKING SWEAT  THE MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE SUCH AMAZING DANCERS AND OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DID I SAY THERE CUTE YET? BECAUSE THEY ARE AND NOW ENJOY MY AWSOME PERFORM OF ONE OF THERE HIT SONG I THINK THEY CALL IT THE CIDER SONG FOR SHORT BUT, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WELL, LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE BROTHER OF MINE, PONIES WITH THIRSTY THROATS AND NOT A DROP OF CIDER TO BE FOUND MAYBE THERE NOT A WHERE SOMETHING SOMETHING I FORGOT THE REST BUTS HAHA I SAID BUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO FUNNY AND NOW I'M BORED UNTIL TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!             :comeatus: 

Edited March 28, 2014 by Hyperhooves

[SnipSnap 432]

Pinkie pie is totally best pony i reallyreally love her sooo much yeah i really do she''s best pony ;

[werty12345 6]

pinkyaybubblr pink lol then die in epic freeman storm

[Severed Dog Head 23]

This is typing I don't know why i'm typing I just am i don't even know this is a bacon is tgjni dont know i like bacon and ponies this is a sentence wit d s s s spam i cont type anything so i just spammed because ic ant backspace so yat

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

I like typing, I can type really fact, I can type a lot of words really fas- anti idle has a typing segment of the game, and that's probably my - sparkles.... - I think I just heard london tipton in the background... Disney Channel is great, though my favorite show comes on BBC. My second favorite is on the Hub though I like Doctor Who, it's fun. JERONIMO!!!! Alon-sy! Would you like a jelly baby? Seriously, I have have jelly babies that I'm going to give out tonight. NOT, but I do have some gummy bears in the pantry... They're stale though, so I'm not sure whether or not I'll eat any of them. Ooh! Pizza! Goodbye text dump, I'm getting pizza!

[Tanner 186]

I'm a banana, i'm a banana, i'm a banana. LOOK AT ME MOVE. 

 

[SnipSnap 432]

so what is this well i dont know but if I do that then i'll get punished again for the first time wow a lot of error on this message this is the mlp forums be nice really really hey i need to go se pinkie pie please i jsut keep wishing to live in equestrai

[Bastion 414]

I have so much pony based stuff I wish I could do, my book "chaos in me" being the opening to my OC that I really, Really want to write and release, I want to make pony artwork and music as well BUT I CANT, if I could have to ability to do so as well as the time and patience to get it all done I'd have made god knows how much work, I'd do so much to make sure that my OC is known at least a little by people and I'd even make a small video series on Hyper and his mates, going through episodes and seasons having the time of my life but NO, I don't know how to animate or write stories consistantly in a small ammount of time, I really wish I could do all this.

 

But I dont give up hope, I sometimes work on the story and I even do some gamedevelopment on a samurai combat game which I may make a second version of where you play as a samurai pony just for the fun of it!. I want to be creative and get my work out on the internet, I would not care if people stole it, just the fact that my work left a impact feels like I did something worthwhile.

 

Can I say more, hell yes I could!

I soooo wish I could be my pony (who does not?) Maybe it being the best afterlife as a reward for doing good here, I guess a mix of ponies and buddist beliefs are taking an effective impact on me at the moment.

 

and for my non pony based life I have one girl that, my god I wish I had to willpower to ask out, She moved to england a few years ago and I feel like she is just bloody perfection, she shares my sense of humour and knows to take a joke, she can be serious and knows that she needs to get work done, but her smile, man when I'm able to say something that makes her face lighten up with a brilliant smile I just feel a lot better doing so, I'd want to be able to do that so much more often, I try to spend more time with her but the only way I can pull that off is if I plan massive group events with other mates like a movie day at my place (got one planned next week woohoo!) perhaps one day I will go out somewhere awesome with just her, She loves horses so I'd not be scared to reveal I'm a brony to her, she'd be the first one to know who has met me in person, I have lots of feilds near my place with horses, maybe I'll take her horseriding or something

 

Well, I guess I just wrote everything on my mind today. feel much better now, Thanks! I'll have to do this more often

[SCS 7,537]

The stars are big and far away.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Pedals, pedals and more pedals. Tube screamer, rotary ensemble.

[An Old Head 4,816]

Okay I'm just going to do this again. I think this might be the most coherent post I will ever make in this thread, because I've just done oodles of studying for computing and I feel like a smart person right now. Perhaps I could try that pony hypnosis thing with Twilight in it to bolster that. Could work - I only ever tried it with Pinkie Pie.

 

Okay then, next paragraph. I don't know what to write about here. But hey, so far it's pretty coherent. I'm just hoping I don't make a typo, because then I'll have to backspace. Why don't I end the post here before I do just that? Okay, peace.

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

And... Let's go, typing dump! ^^ I find these funn ^ And... I forgot the second eye.... Well, it's a bit too late to go back now... I guess I'll just pretend that that ^^ face is nick fury. (Get it? Cause he only has one eye?) I fail at jokes. I really do. But I love the avengers, their great, marvel's a lot better than DC in my mind. I love Stan Lee's cameo appearances in the movies, I mean, they're so awesome ^^

He was a hot-dog vendor... A librarian... When is he going to be an alien thug? I want to see Stan as an alien for some - I MISSPELLED FUN! HOW DID I MISSPELL FUN???? (Up above, second sentence) - And since I don't quite remember what I was talking about - I tremble, they're gonna eat me alive.... I love this song!!!!!! This is my favorite song on the Divergent playlist for sure! Eat me alive... Please don't eat me actually... Eat Mort. "I like being eaten ^^" No Mort, I don't think you like being eaten.... You like hugs though, don't you? "I like hugs ^^" Yes, we know you like hugs, that's what I said, you didn't have to repeat me, you could have just said that it was true. "But I like repeating ^^" "...."

 

Hello.

Hello.

 

How's it going?

How's it going?

 

Are you repeating me?

Are you repeating me?

 

Please don't repeat me...

Please don't repeat me...

 

SSttoopp iitt....

 

TThheerree'ss nnoo ddeellaayy....

 

None whatsoever...

None whatsoever...

 

Oh look... I'm first...

Oh look... I'm first - How'd I get this far without a single interruption in my mind???? - Agh.. Typo... *Fixes Typo* - Well, I guess it is Doctor Who... I can concentrate on that for a - Pokémon, Gotta Catch 'Em All! *Goes to put on Catchatronic* - And... We're jumping again.... I guess things that I'm addicted to lead to Pokémon..... But why the dubstep version... DJ PON3 is awesome. I mean, come on, it's a DJ in a world of - OMC, I can't believe I just wrote "it" instead of she.... I'm so sorry - I choose you!

 

Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub - this is fun - Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Uwb.... STUPID TYPO!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!one! - I can't believe I just typed that "one" in there.... Why would I do that!?!?!?

 

I think I should stop now. I've been doing this for a while.

[Dawn Arethia Whooves 9]

life is a crazy place to be and i'll never stop typing because this is reallyfun and omg wtf am i spofdujtrf i don't really care anymore mlp fiom is best show though what doi you expect from sombody on here it IS called mlp forums and omg whats happening?!?!

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Do me a solid and burn in my bash script for me, because bash script really needs it... that and I loved learning about the arguments, much more specific and only part of the code runs. for example, (symlink of script) -u will upload my data to my server, -d will download, and -nd will upload data to a new destination. Gotta love dat programming stuff doe.

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Apples

[Harmony Cube 80]

I like pie but not really, I don't know why I'm saying this, yay! Ponies and ooh pretty colors of the green bar on my iPod! Viola is hard to play, sad soup.

[Gyruss 125]

You can't really ask someone to type without thinking and not have them come into the thread thinking of something to type.  It's psychology.  Of course, the question is, do you try to correct your mistakes?  Does that count as pausing?  Also, coherency is something that doesn't necessarily come right away from speaking off the cuff.

 

Meta post is meta.

[Diamond* 531]

i like bananas, and apples. I need apples. Somebody please give me some apples?

[Gyruss 125]

Cool someone else posted so I can make another post without double posting!

[Dattebayo 2,850]

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[Gyruss 125]

Should absolutely be in bed right now, but I'm not. I'm awake on the internet browsing pony forums playing games and tyring to resist the urge to correct mistakes as much as possible although a lot of the corrections are reflexive.

 

I have a crappy enter bar and sometimes it takes a few tries to get it to move.  This keyboards totally sucks.  I'm surprised I can remain coherent relative to some of the posts I've seen.  It's really crazy.  I'm tired and just typing stuff and why can't I sleep oh crap why can't I sleep.  I'd actually have used a different cuss there, but I had to cheat because I want to keep the profanity I use here to a mild minimum.  The end.  Posting.