MLP pony jokes and puns

[Hansel 1,512]

It's your Birthday, so I got you a bass.

 

But I... dropped it.

 

[SCS 7,537]

It's your Birthday, so I got you a bass.

 

But I... dropped it.

 

 

 

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So, uh, why did the chicken cross the road?

 

...Yeah, I don't know any jokes.

[An Old Head 4,816]

Okay, here's one.

 

There were three Chinese men - Bu, Chu and Fu, who wanted to move to America.

To avoid being sent back to China, they changed their names upon arrival.

Bu changed his name to Buck.

Chu changed his name to Chuck.

And Fu got sent back to China.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

@Blue and

 

I merged your joke threads into an older one. Please consult the search feature before starting new threads. Thanks.

[Erza 581]

9/11 jokes are disrespectful and disgusting.

5 Muslims died on that day

NEVER FORGET!

Sorry if that sounded stupid but, What is the point of this joke?

I actually don't get it.

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Sorry if that sounded stupid but, What is the point of this joke?

I actually don't get it.

The point is that I'm [or whoever is making the joke] is (jokingly) paying honor to the Muslims who died in the events (most of whom were the terrorists) as opposed to all the victims.

[Erza 581]

The point is that I'm [or whoever is making the joke] is (jokingly) paying honor to the Muslims who died in the events (most of whom were the terrorists) as opposed to all the victims.

i see

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

hey

psst

yea you

I'M TALKING TO YOU

NOW TELL ME

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL???

ICE

COLD!

(fail joke is fail)

*i walk in*

did i miss all the ice jokes

or should i just chill and wait for a while

 

What gun can you make out of cards? An AK-47! *badum-tch!*

 

...

 

...well that was corny. Here's a class comedian to make up for that.

 

 

 

George Carlin is as funny as shit, not trying to diss Carlin, but i am trying to compliment shit

 

[Mywas 687]

post all of your mlp related jokes in here.

 

-a chinese Dragon once called Discord. he said he wants his style back.

 

-King Sombra got more character devolopment in 6 minutes than Flash Sentry got in 30 minutes.

 

-one time Rainbow Dash wore a dress and Discord told her to stop crossdressing.

 

-a battle between Celestia and Chrysalis din't damage much. but a battle between Blueblood and Rarity for the last Shampoo destroyed the universe.

 

-When Pinkie Pie met The Rock he told her. "I want a taste of your pie."  

Edited July 15, 2013 by What

[Crystallize 279]

Saw these somewhere:

 

 

 

What do you call an oversized Apple desktop?

 

A Big Macintosh.

 

 

 

 

Why does Fluttershy speak so softly?

 

Because she's a little hoarse. 

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

Discord once held a job as a mixer in a perfume factory. He soon decided to quit, because after all, what fun is there in making scents?

[An Old Head 4,816]

Alright, have two really corny ones that I just thought up.

 

Q: What is Rainbow Dash's favourite computer company?

A: Peg-Asus!

 

Q: What is Pinkie Pie's least favourite sport?

A: Mirror Pool.

[PonyHag1 591]

What do you call a stallion hanging out with the CMC?

Big Mac with small fries.

 

Vinyl Scratch: Octavia must be playing her bass in the ocean.

Twilight: What makes you think that?

Vinyl: She said she was playing notes below C level.

[Justin ZW 396]

 

 

What do you call a stallion hanging out with the CMC? Big Mac with small fries.

 

This just makes me mad, considering that I work at McDonald's. Today is my day off, and I had to see something to remind me of McD's. My day is ruined, thanks.

 

Um... Unfortunately, I cannot think of any mlp related jokes. I'm a tad intoxicated... in fact, I shouldn't be posting. The last time I did that, I got banned for two days.

 

 

Fairly clever ones so far, though! 

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

I've been told I'm funny but I'm terrible at making up my own jokes so this is the only pony joke I can think of
 

Why did the Scootaloo cross the road
To prove she wasn't a chicken

[Blue Bay 1,027]

How many Pinkie Pies does it take to change a light bulb?

 

 

You just need one. Did you think she is bloody stupid or what? Shame upon you!

 

[PonyHag1 591]

What is Sombra's favorite drink mix?

 

Crysssstal Light.

 

What's Chrysalis' favorite event when visiting London?

 

The Changeling of the Guards.

[Dark Horn 430]

How many Changelings does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

1,000,000. 999,999 to conquer Equestria and steal a stepladder, and 1 to climb up and actually change it.

[Armin 168]

Well, I stole this one from Ask Pun Pony found this while browsing the internet. Slightly rude.

Rd: Why are loads of colts staring at my plot?

Pinkie: They're trying to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

[Ihei 713]

Well, these are some pretty good puns, but look at this picture and marvel, because this is the biggest pun of them all.

 

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6026190080/h3283CCAE/

 

 

Flute-ttershy

 

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

Edited July 15, 2013 by Minty Wintergreen

[PonyHag1 591]

Why is AJ the most technological pony?

 

Her family has all the Apples.

 

What's the difference between Chrysalis and Granny Smith?

 

One's on the drones, and the other drones on.

[Blue Moon 6,341]

Why does Fluttershy speak so softly? Because she is a little hoarse (horse.)

 

 

That's all I got. I'm terrible at this. Please don't hurt me.

[PonyHag1 591]

What do you get when you mix Applejack's brother with cheddar?

 

Mac and cheese.

 

What kind of car does the Princess of the Night drive?

 

A Lunaborghini.

[Dzastur 1,719]

Snowdrop walks into a bar.

 

*bang*

 

**

 

Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom are at The Summer Harvest Parade, waiting for Scootaloo. She appears.

"Hey Scootaloo - we're over here!" Apple Bloom yells.

Scootaloo waits for a float to go by, then comes over to them.

Sweetie Belle looks at Scootaloo. "Hey - why did you do that?" Apple Bloom stifles a laugh.

Scootaloo is confused. "Do what?"

"Cross the road like that?"

Scootaloo gives her a funny look. "Um, duh - to get to the other si...........oh. I hate you guys."

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Why did everypony lick Rainbow Dash? Because they wanted to taste the rainbow.

 

 

Why did Pinkie Pie dress up Tom? Because she wanted to party rock.