TRIXIEISM

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

I will offer her cereal.

 

Pinecone flavor.

 

With pine nuts in it.

[Leafeon 2,702]

Assimilation gif is up.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Assimilation gif is up.

T'will be useful.

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

T'will be useful.

 

The assimilation gif has had a first success.  Now, we can shift that apostrophe over two spots to the right.

 

 

(There's not much "Twilight possessed" fan art.  Pretend the moon is Trixie's crescent.)

 

 

Oh yes; very useful.

[Azure Flames 303]

just gonna leave this here for u guys 

pic from my Trixie pic collection 

 

 

[Leafeon 2,702]

just gonna leave this here for u guys 

pic from my Trixie pic collection 

 

 

 

I have all of these pictures, as well as about 3,000 more.

 

Here's a taste.

 

 

[Azure Flames 303]

I have all of these pictures, as well as about 3,000 more.

 

Here's a taste.

 

 

 

heve 3 of the one u posted 

the 1st 2nd and 4th ones XD

 

hoe about these?

 

 

[Leafeon 2,702]

heve 3 of the one u posted 

the 1st 2nd and 4th ones XD

 

hoe about these?

 

 

HOW ABOUT ALL OF THESE?!

 

 

[Azure Flames 303]

HOW ABOUT ALL OF THESE?!

 

 

lol na and my luna one only half that amount and most my tixies are twixie so i count them as their own group

[Leafeon 2,702]

lol na and my luna one only half that amount and most my tixies are twixie so i count them as their own group

All of mine are solo / luna shippings.

[Azure Flames 303]

All of mine are solo / luna shippings.

you're cool

 

WE should talk more sometime

 

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

Voila la Twixie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And other awesome, yet uncommon, Trixie ships.

 

 

 

 

 

And then some weird ones.

 

 

 

 

[The Soldier 2,044]

We, are TRIXIEISM!

*Kicks the neighsayer into bottomless pit*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

*Kicks the neighsayer into bottomless pit*

Where do you see a neighsayer?

[Leafeon 2,702]

Where do you see a neighsayer?

Perhaps there was a changeling? I see none either. After all, we have that nifty gif on the op.

[The Soldier 2,044]

 

Where do you see a neighsayer?

Nowhere. I made him disappear into that bottomless pit when you weren't looking

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Nowhere. I made him disappear into that bottomless pit when you weren't looking

Where DID you see a neighsayer?

[The Soldier 2,044]

Where DID you see a neighsayer?

In front of me in front of a pit

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

In front of me in front of a pit

Who was the neighsayer?!?

[The Soldier 2,044]

Who was the neighsayer?!?

This dude

[Leafeon 2,702]

This dude

I don't like that gif.

 

And I own this thread.

 

And Trixie is god.

 

Therefore this.

[Fluttermena 1,223]

Fools!

Our Lord Smooze shall destroy your pathetic little cult and lay waste to equestria!

 

See the way it slithers forth, spewing gobs of ooze henceforth!

Nothing can stop The Smooze!

 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Fools!

Our Lord Smooze shall destroy your pathetic little cult and lay waste to equestria!

 

See the way it slithers forth, spewing gobs of ooze henceforth!

Nothing can stop The Smooze!

 

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... Except for maybe A GIANT SPONGE!!!

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

Fools!

Our Lord Smooze shall destroy your pathetic little cult and lay waste to equestria!

 

See the way it slithers forth, spewing gobs of ooze henceforth!

Nothing can stop The Smooze!

 

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Well this is problematic.  I've long considered myself a member of the Cult of Lord Smooze, but never before did it come into conflict with Trixieism.

 

No matter!  We don't need to be enemies.  The Cult of Lord Smooze does not make a claim of who is best pony.  One can belong to both faiths, hailing Trixie as the great pony redeemer of ponykind and Smooze as the purger of unworthiness in ponykind.

 

Yes.  Smoozy Trixie is best Trixie.

[Fluttermena 1,223]

We don't need to be enemies.  The Cult of Lord Smooze does not make a claim of who is best pony.  One can belong to both faiths, hailing Trixie as the great pony redeemer of ponykind and Smooze as the purger of unworthiness in ponykind.

Trixie would do best to give herself, body and soul, willingly to our master, and her assimilation will be quick and painless. All of ponykind, neigh, all the universe shall be consumed! We will be one with the great Smooze!

 

 

Anyone who tries to fight is guaranteed to lose!

Come, witness His might, nothing can stop The Smooze!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CnOysetlQw

 

This is Lovecraftian shit right there...