TRIXIEISM

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Be careful not to get a smudge of dirt on Trixie's face.

 

Or else...

 

We'll have to lick it off?

[Leafeon 2,702]

We'll have to lick it off?

Far worse.

 

*gets flamethrower*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

It shall not come to such measures, fellow Trixieists, as I always make sure to use Magic Force Field™ , an excellent Trixie product that always makes sure all your Trixie cult worship gear is in pristine condition.

 

*Takes a puff on pipe*

 

Never leave home without it.

[Leafeon 2,702]

It shall not come to such measures, fellow Trixieists, as I always make sure to use Magic Force Field™ , an excellent Trixie product that always makes sure all your Trixie cult worship gear is in pristine condition.

 

*Takes a puff on pipe*

 

Never leave home without it.

Good for you. An investment well spent.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Well, came here to stop by. And I see that everything is going according to plan.

 

Trixie is definitely happy.

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

So I was wondering what special about Tuesday?

I mean hey

*put Hipster glasses*

I was a Trixie follower before it was cool

*removes glasses*

and never heard if it

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So I was wondering what special about Tuesday?

I mean hey

*put Hipster glasses*

I was a Trixie follower before it was cool

*removes glasses*

and never heard if it

 

 

In the same boat mah friend, let me know if you ever find out the origins of Trixie Tuesday. 

[Leafeon 2,702]

 

In the same boat mah friend, let me know if you ever find out the origins of Trixie Tuesday. 

Larson announced it.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Larson announced it.

What a Great and Powerful Tuesday, I definitely approve of this.

[Scootalove 10,689]

It's a good thing, we don't make Trixie upset.

 

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

To appease her G&P-ness (don't try to pronounce that...), the other week I decided to collect pine cones to sacrifice.  Unfortunately, most were still in the trees.  So I did what any Trixiest would do: I grabbed a large stick and began attacking the branches of a large tree.  My height boosted by a local park bench, I was able to knock many of them off the branches to the confusion of many onlookers.

 

The spoils of this attack can be viewed below.

 

 

 

There were more, but this was as many as I could carry.

 

 

By reading this post you remove all liability from me in case you start vandalizing public property/destroying trees to get their pine cones.

Edited June 22, 2013 by Starswirl the Trixie

[Azure Flames 303]

lol i might go attack the pine trees in the forest of my backyard now cause of the at last post

ive notice that i only come on this website now just to post pic of trixie when ever i find one  i really need to find another roleplay to join

 

[Leafeon 2,702]

lol i might go attack the pine trees in the forest of my backyard now cause of the at last post

ive notice that i only come on this website now just to post pic of trixie when ever i find one  i really need to find another roleplay to join

 

I would let you join my roleplay but it's full. And about pokemon. :V

 

I could always let you know when I start a pony based one, if you want. :V

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I'm sorry I can't worship trixie.

 

I ran out of f*cks to give a long time ago.

If you don't care, then why take time out of your precious life to post in a thread you don't give a buck about?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

The name confused me. That was my last f*ck that I gave.

Well okay then. Goodbye.

[Scootalove 10,689]

 

Well, cue the Lightning for the Great and Powerful Trixie!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hey I found one more f*ck to give: my only favorite trixie picture.

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-abeIyO6rYxc/UJECGfcfnhI/AAAAAAAA_VY/NMgc46vrxh8/s1600/63983+-+Discord_Be_Sappin_Mah_Trixie+The_Great_And_Powerful_Trixie+The_Weak_And_Powerless_Trixie+Trixie+discorded.png

It is, by definition, impossible to have more than one favorite of something.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

It is, by definition, impossible to have more than one favorite of something.

Nope

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

All this negative energy...

 

Blue One Above, please drain this negative energy out and cast it out with the rest of the wretched things you have helped dispel from ponykind, such as the evil of wheels.

 

And with a clap of her hooves...

 

 

It's all gone.

 

Thank you, Trixie, for your immaculate care of your faithful worshippers.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Well, the negative energy is gone. All thanks to our savior & leader, Trixie!

 

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

There wasn't any negative energy to begind with. 

Those were all symptoms of tsundere Trixie worship something common among people who think they are un-believers 

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Nope

Edited June 24, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Eeyup.

 

I realize the power of the Great and Powerful Pony Who Watches from above might frighten some, but the sooner you kneel before your Goddess and accept her magical horn into your desolate heart, the sooner the light of life is sure to grace everything around you.

 

Basically what I'm saying is:

 

Trixie is dope, yo, jump on the Trixie-Train and let her light the way through the tunnel we call life.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Nope

>14 years

 

Hell, we got a 13 year old name @@Glaceon, who can act better than you

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

And if darkness is where I belong?

 

Well of course you would say that, you have not yet welcomed the grace of Trixie into your bosom.

 

But it is fine, as she will watch over you while you stumble and fumble in the dark, making sure you do not bump thine head one too many times.

 

As you can clearly tell, Trixie is a benevolent one, and watches over even those who curse her name and wish to remain in the cold, shrouded darkness.