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Uh.... Full grown Spike. The things I've learned in Skyrim on battling dragons will finally come in handy! Now just let me go find some more Words of Power...

If I was my OC though, then I'd say NMM. That or that giant Hydra from the swamp.

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If I have time to prepare with full knowledge of my opponent, the cockatrice. If it's a sudden fight, adult Spike.

 

Anyone going up against Nightmare Moon and especially Discord alone must have a serious death wish.

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Gilda for what she did to Pinkie, Rainbow, and Fluttershy. Oh look, she thinks she's so tough because she thinks so much better than them, you have another thing coming your way, eagle-lion freak.

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Discord. My ship fleet has an almost spotless strategy for taking down Alicorns, so NMM would be too easy. And that makes Spike and the cockatrice about as dangerous as a pirate interceptor (We'd have to be trying to lose for them to win). So this Draqonuques, or however you spell that, should be a good match.

 

They're magic... How do you do that? And Discord is like, omnipotent. He poured a glass of chocolate milk form the bottom up, then drank the glass, and threw the milk away - which exploded!

 

I'm sorry, but with that God-like power, nobody can defeat Discord in a fight. Heck, if it wasn't for the fact that Discord was just playing around, he could've easily killed all of the Mane 6 in an instant. He took away wings and magical horns on a whim! He could've easily just maken them dissapear. Or to have some sadistic fun, started taking away internal organs one at a time. You get my point...

 

I mean, he talked and moved from window to window as a stain-glass metal frame (just think of how incredibly physically impossible all that is), immediately after breaking what's the most powerful lock spell in all of existence! So in his very first appearence, not only does he show a blatant disregard for any laws of physics, but he also shows that nothing short of the Elements can ever defeat him, ever. And all they can do is encase him in stone - temporarily!

 

I mean, truth is, if it was an outright fight, then the ships' hulls would turn into rubber duckies, all the oxygen on-board would explode, and all of the crews' lungs would be replaced with iron lungs that rely on chocolate milk power. It wouldn't be a fight. Heck, extermination isn't even the right word, we humans have a harder time exterminating insects than he would have exterminating anything.

 

 

Nightmare moon is pretty tough, too. Not nearly as powerful as Discord, but still, she caused an avalanche, and has some pretty impressive magic. Her gas-cloud form is great for gathering info. But if you can manage a sneak attack, or snipe her, then you can take her out without much trouble.

 

Spike is like a dragon, the size of Godzilla. Now that's tough. I'd only want to fight that if I were in a large jet 50,000 feet overhead carrying a large arsenal of AGM's(Air-to-Ground Missiles), JDAM's (Bombs, unguided to laser-guided), or I I'm flying an A-10, a ground-attack plane that has a GAU-8 (A gatling gun that can shoot at 4,200 rpm (70/second!), 30mm depleted uranium rounds that slice through entire tanks like a hot knife through butter.).

 

Because honestly, he might be a tougher fight than most of the dragons in Skyrim. But if you're good, then Dovakhin, Dragon-Born could probably win.

 

But, the Cockitrice? That's definitely my choice. It's half-chicken. The stone-turning process is very slow. Just kill it quick before it can do it's job. I could grab my shotgun and do it without hardly an trouble, maybe even with my hands...

And you can certainly avoid death just by not looking into it's eyes. I think we can presume you can look at it's reflection, or an image of it, like Medusa, so that makes it even easier.

 

Of course, I'd avoid violence if possible, but if for some reason it's absolutely unavoidable that either me, or one of those 4 things will die fighting eachother...

*grabs shotgun, walks into evefree forest*

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They're magic... How do you do that? And Discord is like, omnipotent. He poured a glass of chocolate milk form the bottom up, then drank the glass, and threw the milk away - which exploded!

 

I'm sorry, but with that God-like power, nobody can defeat Discord in a fight. Heck, if it wasn't for the fact that Discord was just playing around, he could've easily killed all of the Mane 6 in an instant. He took away wings and magical horns on a whim! He could've easily just maken them dissapear.

 

I mean, he talked and moved from window to window as a stain-glass metal frame (just think of how incredibly physically impossible all that is), immediately after breaking what's the most powerful lock spell in all of existence! So in his very first appearence, not only does he show a blatant disregard for any laws of physics, but he also shows that nothing short of the Elements can ever defeat him, ever. And all they can do is encase him in stone - temporarily!

 

I mean, truth is, if it was an outright fight, then the ships' hulls would turn into rubber duckies, all the oxygen on-board would explode, and all of the crews' lungs would be replaced with iron lungs that rely on chocolate milk power. It wouldn't be a fight. Heck, extermination isn't even the right word, we humans have a harder time exterminating insects than he would have exterminating anything.

 

 

Nightmare moon is pretty tough, too. Not nearly as powerful as Discord, but still, he caused an avalanche, and has some pretty impressive magic. Her gas-cloud form is great for gathering info. But if you can manage a sneak attack, or snipe her, then you can take her out without much trouble.

 

Spike is like a dragon, the size of Godzilla.

 

You underestimate the ability of my warships, as well as assume my ships use the means people imagine up in sci-fi movies for the things like hull, weapons, and cup holders.

 

I'd explain how it all works, but then this post would turn into a book. But in summary, we have implemented 'magic' and the same energy used for the great multivention barriers into our systems for everything.

 

When Discord was going through each window, he broke one of these multivention walls. The energy needed to break one of these walls is very great, however, once you get through, little to no work is needed to maintain your state in the new demension.

 

We were able to collect enough to put this light coat of MDW (Multivention Wall) energy around our ships, which would prevent stuff like "Our oxygen exploding".

 

We decided to make that standard issue when an Alicorn we were facing decided to change the oxygen to steel... poor Gamma crewmen...

 

Oh, and that lock spell Celestia put? It's more like a magic equivilant of a password covered in padlocks. No one is getting through it unless you know what it is and, apparently in Discords case, know the pony enough to guess the password.

 

Also, the stone broke since the keeper of the elements were switched. The elements were still trying to adjust to the new holders, in the meantime it left the elements unable to pour all their magic into keeping the concrete magic stable. Discord merely realized this when he looked around his prison again when the CMC woke him up.

 

Now for NMM. She can cause avalanches? I'll be sure to direct my ships away from any mountains when we're bombing from space.

 

Now her gas cloud ability is very handy, but my ships like to fight where they were designed to be in, space. And when NMM goes into her gas cloud ability, she really did change her state from solid to gas. And since space has no air, it wouldn't be too much a good idea to use it.

 

Also, we don't need to do a sneak attack to take her down, all Alicorns have an internal flaw that's activated wh [-:REDACTED:-:_:-:CLASSIFIED:-]. Of course for some reason, this isn't present in other pony species.

 

We're still looking into that. Heh, now that I think about it, Discord probably would use it on Celestia if she went after him. To bad he didn't realize he activated the flaw by accident the first time around. Obviously though, she got through it miraculously then. That's why we've been sketchy about going near her world.

 

For Spike, well, he doesn't have wings. No explanation needed right?

 

Now just because we know this stuff, doesn't mean we're invincible. All my ships get nearly obliterated whenever the enemy [-:REDACTED:-:_:-:CLASSIFIED:-].

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All your space-a-ma-jig is invalid.

 

Discord will take that magical shield and use it as play dough. He'll then turn your ships into sand castles. Then, take a supersized glass of chocolate milk, IN SPACE, and pour it over your sand castles. Then the sand would turn into flour and bake itself, making a nice chocolate cupcake. Then he would eat the whole cupcake and burp out that paper that they come in, all the while making a troll face and having the words "Screw Logic" float around his head in bold red ink. After taking a short break, he would take all of the bodies floating in space and turn them into glitter and pour it onto the magic shield play dough, and then finally he would make a human figure out of the play dough and mail it to Earth or whatever your home planet is.

 

But, speaking realistically, I'll take Gilda, Nightmare, and Discord all at once. Screw your 2-D illogical paper figures, I have a shotgun.

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I'd fight them all at the same time with my fists and without painkillers.


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I would fight Nightmare moon, shout some fus ro dah, some majinrengokusatsu and Angry Nerd's Powerful Attack: Bottle Crash on her head... Nah, I would probably knock her out and hug her

 

I find this video related:

 

I'd fight Nightmare Moon though, because I think her abilities weren't fully shown in S1ep1-2 and I'd like to see for myself.

 

THAT IS AWESOME! XD

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I would fight Nightmare moon, shout some fus ro dah, some majinrengokusatsu and Angry Nerd's Powerful Attack: Bottle Crash on her head... Nah, I would probably knock her out and hug her

 

 

 

THAT IS AWESOME! XD

 

I wish there were more FF pony videos.


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