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  1. 1. How fast do you eat?

    • I'm pretty slow
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    • I'm about average
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    • I'm a pretty speedy eater
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    • It depends
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    • What is this... Food thou speakest of?
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BUT FOOD IS SO YUMMY I DONT WANT TO WAIT TO EAT IT D: Also, so eating fast allows you to overeat? That must be some kind of benefit.

 

The human brain is actually pre-programmed to over eat. Its a trait from back when early humans couldn't always be sure when there next meal was coming so they'd pig out when they could, getting fat wasn't a concern when it was more likely they could be dead within a week. Thats why saying No to someone offering more even though you know your full and that you shouldn't tends to be hard.

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The human brain is actually pre-programmed to over eat. Its a trait from back when early humans couldn't always be sure when there next meal was coming so they'd pig out when they could, getting fat wasn't a concern when it was more likely they could be dead within a week. Thats why saying No to someone offering more even though you know your full and that you shouldn't tends to be hard.

 

I'm one of those people that just never seems to get full though. I'll always say yes to more food and usually I'll always be able to stomach it. Being generous at a restaurant with me is a bad idea XD


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It really depends how fast I eat. Mainly by what it is I'm eating, but also if there's anything else distracting me whilst I eat. If the TV's on, or something similar, it usually takes attention away from stuffing my face long enough for me to be considered a somewhat slow eater.

 

Or if I'm eating something that requres a knife/fork/spoon, such as steak, pasta, soups, salad, (I could go on, but I won't) It might take me longer to finish. However, if nothing's distracting me, and I'm eating "finger food" as it's called, I've been known to down it in the blink of an eye.

 

I guess it's partly to do with the size of my mouth. I remember in middle school I could shove down a hamburger in two bites. Indigestion was killer, but the pre-pubescent gazes of awe were worth it.


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If I'm starving, I'll eat pretty fast.

 

If I'm not hungry, I'll eat slowly.

 

If I'm with company I'll probably eat at a normal pace so I'll finish when everyone else does.

 

It really depends.


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I don't know how I eat food like I do. 

 

I don't even eat food, it's more like I... Inhale food. Like it's an issue for me, seriously xD

 

I can't tell you how many times I've almost choked :P

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I'm a really fast eater, I managed to finish a miniature mountain of Pad Thai in about 15 minutes. I was at a restaurant so I wasn't exactly keeping time on the minute but I finished my dish before my father finished his starter, so that's something to note :P


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It depends on how hungry I am. The military keeps me hungry. I keep myself fed. At home, I eat at a moderate pace that most people consider average.

 

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Apparently, I eat crazy fast. I wouldn't even know I was fast if my sister didn't point it out each time we eat together. I suppose I am the first to leave the dinner table as well...

 

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If I'm eating something that I do not enjoy eating, I'll get it over with fast. Also, if I'm eating something where I know there is a lot of and I want more, I'll eat it very fast. If I have a limited amount of something that I enjoy, I'll eat it very slowly as to enjoy it.

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Lol, I once ate 6 chicken drumsticks in under 2 minutes. I didn't even realise I was eating that fast. Maybe it's just because I really like chicken. ...

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I used to be pretty slow when eating food, but now, I've sped up somehow... all the same, I'd say I eat at about average speed, but it varies sometimes.


 

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I've grown accustomed to eating fast when I have to. I can polish off lunch in 5 minutes if I'm at work, but usually I eat on the slower side.


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If I'm starving at dinner, I can eat fast. But for the most part, I'm in the middle.


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A little something like this. 

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At mach 10. 

20% faster.  :umad: 

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I'll stop now  :P

 

Seriously though, I eat very, very quickly.  B)


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This usually depends on my mood but otherwise I would say pretty average, unless I am really hungry or if my mood is bad. When I am feeling down I tend to eat a decent amount and pretty quickly while watching videos. I am almost always watching videos when I eat so that is probably why I don't eat particularly fast or slowly. This is all despite my nickname. :P


 

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