1) not mess up my life
2) stick to my plans
3) become more independent
4) keep my friends safe and sound
5) get a financially- and emotionally-rewarding job
1. Nope.
2. The Cagey Musical.
3. Rated R, unless you want to cut out a bunch of Character Development™ and make it PG.
4. -200 USD; you’d have to pay me!
5. It depends on how it ends, but I probably wouldn’t enjoy it.
6. Interesting? I think so.