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If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?


Noei

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The worlds worst and most evil, although safely tied up, serial rapist. This is so I feel absolutely no guilt when I have to use them as a cushion when the craft hits the ground or (if it's a water crash) use their bloated corpse as a flotation device.


I'm not a medical expert, psychologist, psychiatrist, teacher or love doctor. Take my words with a pinch of salt, yeah?

 

I am an experienced cook, musician and care worker though, so that's something.

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I want Darth Vader siting next to me. He can slice a huge hole in the side of a plane and hop on a fighter then turn to me and say "Come with me to the dark side."


Don't be a dweeb

~Gilda
 

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  • 3 weeks later...

Weeeeeell, I'd say my best "obviously-not-girlfriend" friend, but I'd rather have her safe, even if I'd have never seen her in person. I suppose I'd just like to be alone if she couldn't be with me.

 

 

*cough cough* @aria_ash, you're coming with me.

 

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I'd like the seat on my side to remain unoccupied. And have my own seat by the window. If I'm about to die, then I don't want anyone  screaming into my ear about it, or hanging on my neck for that matter. If the plane was loosing alttitude at moderate speed (it wouldn't nosedive at close to 90 degrees) I'd quietly look outside while pondering about my imminent demise... 


Science wil reveal the Truth. Eventually...

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For a humorous answer, I would like Superman to be on my side, so he can fly me out in safety! :lol:

 

For a serious answer, I would prefer no one. It would pain me if other person had to suffer, especially if it were a loved one.


"Fairy tales are more than true, not because they tell us that dragons exist;

but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."

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I'd want the autopilot from "Airplane!."

But, in all seriousness, I would want Twilight. She would just teleport both of us out of the plane.


 

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Clark Kent, that’s who.


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