Useless Superpowers!

[Lisa 5,553]

Super Smell.

 

Eugh, that'd be horrible.

[Razpul 55]

Tree powers from ASDF movie

[Jonny Music 3,398]

The shape-shift ability to transform to and back from, feces.

 

I couldn't think of anything else. 

[Totally Ducklett 181]

The power to NEVER be able to have superpowers. Ouch!

[True Rarity 1,240]

The power to speak... um... really quietly...

[gone~ 614]

Super hearing, all the time. You'd never find peace and quiet...

Edited January 30, 2015 by Drasamo

[Po-Nonimous 583]

I love this! Yes! *ahem*... Okay, with that said... Hmm...

 

The ability to turn into... Spaghetti!

[Jeric 46,850]

So a fun thread has been going around about the super power you would want the most. I thought I'd go in the opposite direction and ask what is the funniest or worst super power you can think of. We are a creative bunch here so this aught to get interesting.

 

I'll start..

 

Super kindness, what's funny is that this was actually a published comic hero's power!

http://www.newsarama.com/15432-10-comic-book-superpowers-way-worse-than-talking-to-fish.html

 

Also super hunger.

Oh,super sleep. The ability to fall asleep instantly.

 

Hey spade, I went ahead and merged your thread with the humorous useless superpower thread. 

[spade 88]

Super hair growth lol. I'd use that for evil.

[XxCupcake-KillerxX 103]

lyra is best pony.

im not wearing any pants right now.... im gonna put some on

[Castle Bleck 19,320]

The ability to negate nothingness.

[Henny Penny Benny 936]

The ability to vomit highly corrosive acid at will, but your body isn't resistant to it.

[#1FluttershyFan 206]

1. The ability to bring inanimate objects to life but every time you do, they will attack you.

2. The ability to shape shift... into a single celled organism.

3. The ability to bake food that will always come out burnt.

4. The ability to conjure up any type of food in the world, as long as it was inside of your stomach before you conjured it up.

5. The ability to fart and burp at the same time...ON COMMAND!!!

6. THe ability to turn into any mammal, but you were allergic to fur.

Edited January 31, 2015 by #1FluttershyFan

[~Chaos~ 3,967]

The ability to break only pencils with your mind.

[Lucky Star 972]

the ability to turn Cupcakes into cheap poptarts.

 

that would not be useful and it would be horrible.

I love this! Yes! *ahem*... Okay, with that said... Hmm...

 

The ability to turn into... Spaghetti!

 

I'm so hungry.... ooh! spaghetti! YAY.

 

*starts eating*

 

what's that sound? it's sounds like somepony screaming...

oh well.

 

*keeps eating.

The ability to be 20% cooler. 

that will always be an epic power

Edited February 1, 2015 by Lucky Star

[EldarSteve 119]

The ability to know at all times what Nicolas Cage is doing and where he is.

[Moonbutt 87]

Licking elbow superpower.

[Blazebolt 122]

The  power to send your self to dah moon with no o2

[KatonRyu 1,033]

The power to fire a death ray from your fingers...on a Sunday afternoon during a solar eclipse when the planetary alignment is lined up with the galactic center. Oh, and the death ray only kills mosquitoes born on the second of March during a lunar eclipse at midnight.

[Hocus Pocus 636]

 

Relevant picture is relevant

 

Also...

 

 

"Super hair growth lol. I'd use that for evil."

 

-spade

 

.... Are you who I think you are...?

 

 

 

 

 

[GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177]

The amazing ability to be a completely stupid person and still be admired by you vey misguided peers.... I'm looking at you Kent Hovind.

[Sazama Ichida 2,367]

Has anyone mentioned the power to turn into a bucket of water or a cob of corn yet? lol

[DJShy 873]

I got a real doozy of a useless superpower!

 

The ability to reach into a T.V. and just take whatever from the T.V.

 

AND it doubles as a second power to climb into the T.V., where I would live among the ponies.

Edited March 19, 2015 by DJShy3

[1Bit 1,531]

the power to turn on a narrator for your life. So that everywhere you go, you have like Morgan Freeman explaining everything that's happening 

[paradoxical 1,735]

The power to really, truly, and fully understand the square root of negative one.

 

But can't explain it to others (because if you could you'd get all sorts of math awards)