What 3 items would it take to summon you?

[Phoenix Flair 332]

1. A working typewriter with a few thingies of ink

2. A genuine leather jacket, the roomy kind that fits anyone forever and is kinda worn already

3. Airplane tickets to Baltimore and back for BronyCon 2015

 

Now that would be a pretty sweet gig.

[Guest]

• A hookah.

A complete box set of Sons of Anarchy.

A pepsi.

[IcyHaze 594]

1) A well tuned, clean and cared for guitar.

 

2) Since it's a summoning, gothic music would need to be played. Bach's Tocatta and Fugue, Paradise Lost, Cradle of Filth, Fields of the Nephilim...

 

3) A mug of really, really fine coffee.

[Sintanan 151]

An arcane ritual circle bathed in a high-proof alcohol; a book of Equestrian lore; and some *ahem* plot of a willing participant of legally consenting age.

[SilentHoof1989 46]

1. Esp Alexi-600 (Pinky Edition)

2. A very loud amp plus cable

3. A Dunlop Jazz 3 Plectrum

 

They are summoning me because they love the beautifull melodies i produce

[Hashi 323]

Free (SUPERFAST) wifi

Omnomnomables

A library (with good books)

[Raika 10]

1) A large quantity of Pocky

2) Every season of Bleach on DVD

3) The blood of thine enemies

[The Professor...8D 823]

Now they're having the Penguin Apocalypse................My Work is Never Done..................

 

-A Pumpkin Spice latte

 

-An Original White Album

 

-An Actual Happy Ending to an East Enders Christmas Special

 

I stop the Penguin Apocalypse...............but steal all their COFFEE shops................8D 

[Justin_Case001 4,889]

1)  A mandragora root.

 

2) A tuft of phoenix down.

 

3) The skull of a demon who died in the grip of a powerful rage.

 

Bonus: after placing said items in the circle, the summoner must recite the following incantation:

 

"Hullabaloo and howdeedoo!

Musty prawns and timbucktoo!

Yeltzeebye and pippity-poo!

Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo, hoo, hoo!"

[Will Guide 21,360]

a Disney item, a Nintendo item and a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic item.

 

They all represent my hobbies and compel me to come because of how all items grab my attention without fail.

 

Reason for Summoning me: if it's a Disney, Nintendo, or MLP:FiM-related problem. With my belief in Disney Magic, Nintendo-playing skills, and vast knowledge of MLP:FiM, I'll do everything in my power to aid the summoner.

 

I would like to add that I can also be summoned using food: just lay down a 3 bowls: one of strawberries, one of carrots, and most importantly, one of pasta, and I'll appear as soon as that pasta is laid down on the summoning circle ready to gobble all 3 bowls up!

[DJShy 873]

1. a doll of Isabella from Phineas and Ferb.

 

2. a laptop

 

3. a multi dimensional teleportation device.

 

As for the reason why, I do whatever they want in exchange for the three items.

[Shou 100]

The 3 things it would take to summon me are

1. Red Bull

2. Vodka

3. A Yukari...

[HawkeyePierce 115]

1) A well tuned, clean and cared for guitar.

 

2) Since it's a summoning, gothic music would need to be played. Bach's Tocatta and Fugue, Paradise Lost, Cradle of Filth, Fields of the Nephilim...

 

3) A mug of really, really fine coffee.

I like the way you think. If they add a cajon and a promise of more fine coffee, we can make this a package deal.

[IcyHaze 594]

I like the way you think. If they add a cajon and a promise of more fine coffee, we can make this a package deal.

That's fine by me :3  Best summoning evar

[HawkeyePierce 115]

Summoning jam session for the win. Now we just need a keyboard player who loves good coffee.

 

We'll be the Ritual Roaster Riffers, featuring such songs as "Fallen Freebird" and "Devil Went Down to Oakland Because They Have Amazing Coffee Shops and a Great Music Scene".

 

P.S. Don't let me think of the names it's a bad idea.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

A dark chocolate bar

A laptop

And a book

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[Monsoon 1,662]

Doritos and mountain dew from the highest point on the himalaya wearing nothing but a trash bag while carrying weights on their back

[Plume 922]

Hm. Interesting!

 

- smartphone with unlimited 3G so I could skype all the friends still!

- Plushie of some sort so I could cuddle

- A drawing book! Could be empty, could be filled. Either is fine

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

1.Lifelong Supply of Water

2.Police Car.

3.Level 100 Steam Account 

[OkBuddy 586]

- Vidya Games (PC) 

- Dank memes 

- A sketchbook 

[Adorkable 2,737]

A gaming controller of any kind, a Chaos Emerald, and something with Twilight Sparkle on it.

[creepypastaeater 256]

-The greatest gaming desktop ever.

-An orb that gives me lighting or fire powers.

-Million dollars on steam.

 

They would summon me so I can mortal kombat their villains asses!

[Honsou 399]

camel menthols, 12 pack of budweiser, and a cd casemfull of metal

camel menthols, 12 pack of budweiser, and a cd casemfull of metal

[Ms.Chaos 8]

Being interrupted out of the blue just to do someones bidding

would be kinda annoying. Although I wouldn't mind coming if they had these 3 items:

 

1.A few usb thumb drives (at least 8gb)

 

2.BuckyBall Magnets

 

3.10 boxes of Twinkies

 

The reason they would be summoning me is

to help them study the human race. This

is another universe we're talking about after all.

[The Real Minty <3 217]

Thing 1: Your Cash, Credit, or Debit Card

Thing 2: Pancakes

Thing 3: 50 cal

 

To summon me the Pancakes must be blueberry and have the Syrup of the Gods on it (glhf)

 

first you must draw a triangle and set the pancakes in the middle, once you pour the Syrup of the God's on the Pancakes I will arrive, In order for me to stay longer I must be given the 50 cal and the Money.

 

Once I am given specified items as payment I will use the butt end of the gun as a club and knock you out, then take the pancakes and bill your card.

Thanks for summoning your saviour, DJ Senpai.

 

Do you see where im coming from here

Edited April 14, 2015 by xxXX_SaturnMlg_XXxx