Would the ponies kill us all? Despite the fact they are canon.

[Bendy 1,821]

Would the ponies kill us all? Despite the fact they are canon ponies and are in character. But with even that, would the ponies still kill us all regardless? 

 

If they ever met us, transdimensional portal or whatever into our universe. Would they take one look at the human race and say "Yep! All humans are evil scum. Let's kill them all."

 

Said killing of all humans includes creating massive storms to rampage across Earth, ignore all pleas of peace and mercy from humanity, Celestia focusing the rays of our sun like a magnifying glass in order to vaporize humans caught out in the open.

 

When humanity's will is broken after billions of deaths and most are in hiding, the ponies send forth legions to kill any terrified humans hiding underground. And other overpowered things to kill humans like alicorn god ponies being immune to bullets/nukes and whatever. Until ...every... single.. last... human... is... dead.

 

Once humanity is dead, they colonize our planet and build on top of the ashes of our civilization. Use 'pony magic' to heal the damage we caused to the environment and whatever.

 

Edit Note: I don't believe the canon ponies would kill us all. I've basically created this thread for hardcore human hating misanthropes to give me them their answer to this question. 

Edited October 6, 2015 by Bendy

[Finia 260]

They probably will bring hugs ^ ^

Edited October 6, 2015 by Finia

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

They're friendly, it'll never happen.. -.- 

[Bendy 1,821]

They're friendly, it'll never happen.. -.- 

 

I don't believe they would kill us all either. I've basically created this thread for hardcore human hating misanthrope to give me them their answer. 

Edited October 6, 2015 by Bendy

[Malinter 3,064]

I doubt it. If the canon ponies had that much of a killer instinct i'm pretty sure Chyrsalis, Tirek and such would be running as FAR fro equestria as possible XD

[Bendy 1,821]

I doubt it. If the canon ponies had that much of a killer instinct i'm pretty sure Chyrsalis, Tirek and such would be running as FAR fro equestria as possible XD

 

And also all the non ponies sapient races like Diamond Dogs or Griffons of Equestria would try fly away to some other planet.

Edited October 6, 2015 by Bendy

[NotoriousSMALL 1,984]

No, our superior technology and millenias worth of experience with warfare we would obliterate them if they tried.

[Malinter 3,064]

No, our superior technology and millenias worth of experience with warfare we would obliterate them if they tried.

 

While our technology is quite likely to reduce the common pony to mush, modern warfare is only 100 years old. Celestia is 2000 years old. Against an enemy like that. Technology doesn't help if your enemy knows the way of the land better than you do. XD

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

EQG more or less debunks it.

 

At worst, they'd just be weirded out by us.

[NotoriousSMALL 1,984]

While our technology is quite likely to reduce the common pony to mush, modern warfare is only 100 years old. Celestia is 2000 years old. Against an enemy like that. Technology doesn't help if your enemy knows the way of the land better than you do. XD

you dont need to know the lay of the land when your technology maps it out for you and you have artillery that can melt any location you want that is miles away.

Plus the OP puts ponies on our turf, they have to deal with our physics, which would put them at a MAJOR disadvantage.

[Bendy 1,821]

While our technology is quite likely to reduce the common pony to mush, modern warfare is only 100 years old. Celestia is 2000 years old. Against an enemy like that. Technology doesn't help if your enemy knows the way of the land better than you do. XD

 

Nukes would be a issue for her.... kinda.

 

 

The thing is canon Celestia (most of fandom in fan fiction at least) is a paragon of good. Even if she's insanely overpowered but still is her canon she self may slaughter our soldiers, but show mercy and forgiveness to humanity's non combatants; children/civilians etc.

Edited October 6, 2015 by Bendy

[Minty Beam 46]

i think it would be more of a large roundup. the larger organizations would use us as slavery to build and serve them as we do have hands, their superior magic to our weapons would render us weaponless. those humans who dont come peacefully are knocked out and shipped to labratories so they can study us and what not.

[HereComesTom 2,268]

Ponies have a different threat response to that of humans:  it's in their instinct as prey animals to run from most threats, not to try to fight them back.  So probably they wouldn't start a war of aggression or conquest with humans; if they thought we were monsters, they'd probably just seal the portal to our world rather than wage a war of extermination.

 

Besides, most of the vices present in humans like greed, disrespect, prejudice---ponies have those vices, too.  I doubt they'd consider us monsters for having those same vices.

 

That being said, I wouldn't rule out the possibility that they'd consider us monsters for being higher on the food chain than them...

[Wingnut 7,000]

Even with all of humanity's flaws, I don't see ponies spearheading the elimination of our race.  They have many non-pony beings in their world and while the different species are largely segregated, they've somehow found a way to coexist on that planet.  With a kind-hearted ruler having the final say, the ponies would exhaust every other imaginable option before considering our extinction. 

[FlyPie 86]

That would never happen! Fluttershy agrees, .

[Swifty 249]

Absolutely not. They would keep us as slaves for torture, brutal sex and humiliation. The suffering of mankind would be legendary and lasts forever.

 

Kidding aside, is this thread a joke? Lol

[cider float 2,538]

Well the way Twi Sci could create a device that somewhat replicated magic and briefly drained the mane six of their magic and then used it to transform into a magical being sort of shows humans aren't to be trifled with.

[Buck Testa 5,505]

If they are the characters from the show, they would have to be REALLY Provoked (which I could see humanity doing). What is more likely is the alicorn princesses would just cast a "reforming spell" and convert the masses to their doctrine of friendship, and those who would still resist would be turned to stone or sent to tartarus.

 

of course who's to say they haven't already started 

♪...my little pony...♪

Edited October 7, 2015 by Buck Testa

[cider float 2,538]

Also humans have bronies that know the weaknesses of the ponies so yeah not sure if the ponies will have a sweeping victory.

[El Duderino 879]

They are Ponies, not Daleks (sorry, i'm a nerd). But no, if they don't actually kill any of the villains they face in they show, they wouldn't kill us.

[cider float 2,538]

Since ponies can't use magic in the human world if they came into our home ground they wouldn't be able to do anything anyway. Don't know about people that went to Equestria though...

[Aero Stratus 46]

No. Even if for some reason we went to war we have a TV show that displays a huge number of their weaknesses. Also we have nukes.

Edited October 20, 2015 by Aero Stratus