Ask Chaos, Master of Discord

[JappleackWithApples 34]

I think that was Dorscid, not Discord. They look a bit different and Dorscid is a lot bigger.

Oh...crap...

[flimflam 18]

Hey discorrrrrrrd? Wassuuuuuuup?! Anyway, you want a TARDIS?

[Kamil 315]

Discord.

 

WHAT.

THE.

FUSCHIA.

?.

[NavelColt 22,881]

 

Hey discorrrrrrrd? Wassuuuuuuup?! Anyway, you want a TARDIS?

 

A what now? Really, no need to drag out your words, unless you're attempting to mimic a broken record player on purpose, in which case, please carry on~

 

 

Discord.

 

WHAT.

THE.

FUSCHIA.

?.

What are you talking about...hmmm, no, nevermind, I don't really care enough in the end.

 

Have some chaos. Maybe it'll clear your head and calm you down. Or just the opposite...oooh, that sure would be entertaining.

 

[prinsess cadance XD 1]

What is the fun behind being evil?

[Rfaliuntbtoewrdsahsyh 5]

Where did you get your powers, to be able to just do anything you want, or not want, or maybe half-want. oh crap I'm confusing myself!

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Have you ever been to rehab? You get stoned quite often.

 

Also, what do you think of this guy? He likes to steal your job:

Edited January 14, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Erza 581]

after being good. "because you are fluttershy's friend"

do you feel happier?

[Honestly2awesome 24]

.....So Discord, or should I say......

Q!

Dimension hopping must be fun.

Btw, i may be in love with you.... But who knows?

That is up to fate...

To decide ! *overly dramatic*

[Unpredictable Ranger 696]

lolwut?

[Sheogorath 1,155]

How do you feel about Cheese?

[NavelColt 22,881]

What is the fun behind being evil?

 

I wouldn't know, now would I? I'm just a handsome devil looking to have some fun. I'd go ask Queen Cheeselegs and her band of ugly insect ponies, if you can find her. She might known a thing or too about being evil.

 

Where did you get your powers, to be able to just do anything you want, or not want, or maybe half-want. oh crap I'm confusing myself!

 

I was born with my wonderful ability to remove logic from things, silly pony. I'm a Draconequus, a creature and spirit of chaos. I've always been around, and I'm always going to be. Prepare for never ending chaotic fun, Equestria!

 

Have you ever been to rehab? You get stoned quite often.

 

Also, what do you think of this guy? He likes to steal your job:

 

Hoho, aren't we the funny man.

 

I haven't the faintest idea who your scruffy friend is. I'm not a gamer by any means. But whoever they are, they certainly aren't as handsome as perfection itself.

 

after being good. "because you are fluttershy's friend"

do you feel happier?

 

I assure you I am not 'good', my dear, I'm far closer to the neutral side of things. Just because I won't be causing the ponies any trouble doesn't mean I'm suddenly going to stop having...legal chaotic fun. But...I do suppose I feel happy, having someone to make laugh with my witty jokes, gags, puns and the such. Perhaps one day the little rainbow pony can stop huffing and puffing and come to enjoy my fun just as Fluttershy and the rest of her friends have begun to.

 

.....So Discord, or should I say......

Q!

Dimension hopping must be fun.

 

Figured it out, have you?

 

 

lolwut?

 

 

How do you feel about Cheese?

 

It's nachos'.

[Betez 1,734]

Is there such a thing as too much chaos?

 

XboxOne or PS4?

[NavelColt 22,881]

Is there such a thing as too much chaos?

 

XboxOne or PS4?

 

 

Too much? That would make sense, now wouldn't it? What a silly pony you are.

 

Tried neither or. I get my entertainment through traditional means.

[Derpy Azusa 272]

Did you start out as a moderator or just as an administrator and how did it come about c: 

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

 

Reaction? *insert devious smile here*

[Shenron00 366]

What do you think of that "Chaos Control" thing Sonic and some of his friends use?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

What's one thing you miss about being turned to stone?

[Antidaeophobia 299]

Is Bigfoot as nice in person as the Lochness monsters Twitter account makes him seem?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

How do I get the ability to cause chaos like you (I've been feeling all too kind lately)

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

How could you be both the spirit of Disharmony and Chaos?

Is there some Alter-Ego or something of you that represents the other side of Disharmony, Order?

Or could you do both and just think Order is boring?

 

Also, what do you think of roasted icecream?

Edited June 1, 2014 by YetAnotherDiscord

[NightGlade13 120]

Do you have a crush on Fluttershy or celestia?

[Red Storm 14]

how many puffs could a puff puff if a puff could puff puffs?