Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Brony Number 42 10,045]

Her mom came over, and she's lugging around a small pig.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"I think the best lesson of this is 'Don't turn your children into flowers'."

[AJ2489 2,855]

It was her fault I crashed my car 

(Not me btw) 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"You are a fish hobo."

[Denim&Venöm 16,899]

"And he's got surgical glue on his ball sack." 

[Venomous 18,820]

"Have you almost killed yourself while watering the plants?"

[Denim&Venöm 16,899]

"Here lies Reginald. He died the way he lived: eating Burger King from a trash can." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"I will print the paper, and I will eat the papers."

[Sunlight Glisten 368]

"It's called excrement because it's outside of the body"

[Denim&Venöm 16,899]

"And Americans think we eat this? Yeah they're right." 

[Tropical Melody 5,243]

"One of My staff, who was so cr4p at navigation he couldn't find his 4rse with both hands and a map..."

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"I was a bad, bad boy before I got all my lobotomies."

[Brony Number 42 10,045]

I had to delete it, was too weird.

Edited October 5, 2018 by Spooky Brony 2A

[Blue_Phoenix 34]

"People tend to get comfortable around me."

[Brony Number 42 10,045]

We'll build a time machine to have tamales.

[Tropical Melody 5,243]

So the doctor says to me, I gotta drink a bottle of wine after a hot bath. Well I couldn't even finish drinking the bath

 

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,508]

"Fuck him! Fuck him all the way to hell! He's getting entirely too much attention."

[Denim&Venöm 16,899]

"Puppies?"

"Evil."

"Ice Cream."

"Evil."

How about wine tasting tours?"

"Super evil." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,899]

"Come on and slam, and welcome to Japan." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; If you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime."

[Prospekt 10,984]

"Taco Tuesday should be made a national holiday." - Me

[Randimaxis 8,642]

"... I mean, you have to understand that the Gorillaz are a REALLY popular band, and we don't really have any of their music - except what you had on the old computer, but that doesn't count - except that one remix of 19-2000... don't get me wrong, I LOVE 19-2000, but I really, REEEEEEEEEALLY think it would be cool to have, y'know, more of their songs on our computer... because I usually listen to them when I'm in the living room, and when I do stuff in here, it would be great to have some more Gorillaz to listen to... you know, like Dirty Harry, or Clint Eastwood and stuff like those - I've heard a LOT of them, and when I mean a LOT, I mean a WHOLE LOT of them... and that's why I keep wondering why we don't have more Gorillaz on the computer, because you keep going online and getting music for you and Mom and Margie and, well yeah, ME sometimes - but it's been a while since you've done that, or at least where you looked for songs for me, so I would like to formally request that you might, if you want to, find some more music by Gorillaz, because we REALLY should have more Gorillaz music on our computer, Dad... and really, I don't understand WHY we don't have more - I mean, you AND Mom both said you like them... soooooooooo... it would make sense if you were to, y'know, add a little bit to the amount of music in the system that we have here... so I can hear more stuff from them... I mean, I HAVE heard THAT stuff already, but it would be nice to hear something a little bit... I dunno, newer?... when I'm here in the living room... so, if it's okay with you, I was wondering when you might go online looking for music again, so I could ask you to get a few Gorillaz songs..."

                                                                                                                                 - Jack M. Grant, age 13

(Yes, it was ALL one big run-on sentence; my boy can TALK.)

[Tropical Melody 5,243]

 

 

[AJ2489 2,855]

"he's a cave man, He'll just beat the machine into submission"

[Simcity11100 772]

"this song makes me feel like there are spiders crawling out of my butt"