Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"When did that reenter the atmosphere?"

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"I'm not going to phone the hospital because you won't learn anything if I do."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"I came a thousand miles just to catch you while you're smiling"

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

"He can just bite my butt." 

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"One, two, three, four... reverse?"

"Where'd you learn to count mate? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Reverse: one, two. And this is the wheel, see? We use it to turn around bends. Only this road don't bend for a hundred mile. But when it does, be awake!"

 

[Odyssey 5,716]

"Tastes like old people."

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

"FUCKING YAAAS!!!!!!"

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"Take him outside and you won't forget the name of the sanatorium he escaped from and tell them to bring the butterfly net."

 

[Randimaxis 8,652]

He's got wheels and no brakes - he's a horny paraplegic!

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"You're a lesbian dog in a straight dog's world... I get that..."

[Twiggy 2,966]

“Why does it look like a Chihuahua exploded in here?”

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"You know I'll just keep shoving you in between my legs if you keep doing that."

[Denim&Venöm 18,712]

"Hey mom! There's two ugly anthro demon dogs dancing on the roof!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

Many attempts at breeding pandas in captivity have proven fruitless

However, when in the wild, they do it - Panda-style ...

 

[Mirage 24,747]

"You gotta take this out first, then blast it good."

[Denim&Venöm 18,712]

"The flat earth society has members all around the globe." 

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"I am the October Man, I dream of many things, the rape of angels, transformations ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,712]

"There were no Mexicans. There wasn't even a porch."

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"Who knows that out of the gate, irbit motzavoda went motcikly volume of over 650 - 750 see? Certainly, most would come in indescribable delight learning that produced the oppositus more liters of cubic capacity! Such machines, yes, there were. And who knows, maybe one of them and now still standing in the barn at the cottage from some retired orudovca."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"Who? Wait a minute I'll check." - "Jass? Is there a Hugh Jass here? I'm looking for a Hugh Jass. Hey everybody! I gotta Hugh Jass!"

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"I always blame the Shmax, because he eats my pants."

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"Kingship was a bit like a grand piano - you could put a cover over it, but you could still see what shape it was underneath."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,712]

"Somebody once told me "It's your power, Todoroki!" " 

[Denim&Venöm 18,712]

"Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?"