Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,459]

"I guess I'll just take my problems and a kids meal to go then!" 

[Tropical Melody 7,517]

Wow this is just – this is why instant is such crap. This is why fresh ground coffee is the business. It's got that something that instant just doesn't have. I can't describe it but it's just like – BAM!! In yer face. Like a baseball bat.

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,459]

"It's very erotic? Well thank you, that's actually very kind of you to say." 

[Emerald Heart 25,161]

"Hey buddy bro."

[BroomsNHops 260]

"I think it's a vacuum cleaner on his leg?"

[Tropical Melody 7,517]

"It comes with pre-weathered 'sunburnt' canvas tonneau and saddle covers, a Navajo Indian style 'Journey West' blanket and a campfire cooking kit which includes red-enamelled metal coffee mugs so you can toss the dregs of your coffee into the fire as you gaze wistfully across the plains and say something like, 'Seems like whenever I get to liking someone, they ain't around for long.'"

 

[Emerald Heart 25,161]

(This was yesterday, but I just forgot to post it mk)?

"Yo, wassup, my Dad's Hades."

(Not me, unfortunately)

[Tropical Melody 7,517]

"Local weather report has just said that some of the showers won't be as wet as the others, so no problem."

 

[Splashee 28,599]

""

 

I was lonely today, that happens

[Never Returning 28,615]

"What in the bloody hell is she doing?!"

[Tropical Melody 7,517]

"This was why we couldn't have stuff like that when we were out in the Far East. It's a bit disconcerting when you're eating an Eccles cake and the fourth currant from the right suddenly gets up and walks away"

 

[Tropical Melody 7,517]

"By the powers invested in me by this parish, I do hereby commandeer this here ve-hicle, and all persons therein." (...turns head to flob chewing tobacco juice onto the ground, turns back...) "That includes you, smart-ass."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,248]

This is why I chose eternal childhood and started having tea parties with demons.

[Troblems 5,622]

Get out here, you shit tier goblin.

[Tropical Melody 7,517]

"You mean you know now, who killed Ruby Kean?"
"Oh yes, I knew that. But it's a question of the others. Who else, you see."
"Jane – you're not to tease me you are to tell me at once, who it is and what you mean!"
"Oh no that would never do at all, Dolly dear."
"Why wouldn't it do?"
"Because you're so indiscrete. You'll go around telling everyone."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,459]

"You kind of look like what I'd imagine Paige's brother would look like. I wouldn't know I never met him.

What's that? I have met him?

Fk." 

[Tropical Melody 7,517]

"You drill another hole, but in our case the hole's already there"

+

"The throttle stuck open once too, although it wasn't the cheese-whizzing experience that it might have been on a ZX-12R; there was plenty of time to unstick the cable before approaching the next intersection."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,459]

"Oh gawd... what is going on? Just look at the bewbs guys. Look at the bewbs...." 

[Lucky Bolt 35,243]

"Heh heh, this is why foreplay is a thing."

[Emerald Heart 25,161]

"So I guess that means that I'm drunk everyday."

[BroomsNHops 260]

"It's final until our last day here we're going to sit down and color in these coloring books and make them buy new ones."

[Tropical Melody 7,517]

"I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? Harry..... yeah Harry but can he do the job? I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you.  I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you Harry! Harry, Harry. Yeah Harry but can he do the job? I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. Harry, I am not arguing that with you. Who said that? I didn't say that. If I said that I would have been wrong. Maybe. Maybe. I'm not arguing that with you!  Yeah Harry, I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I am not arguing that with you! I'm not arguing that with you! Who told you that? No! I told you that. Me! Maybe. Maybe maybe. Maybe!"

 

[Prospekt 11,035]

"Some people can't swallow it."

[Tropical Melody 7,517]

"When you're slapped you'll take it and like it"

 

[Early Sunsets 2,111]

"I ain't depressed, I just hate my job."