Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 8,425]

"All you teenagers complaining about life, wait 'til it goes balls deep up the wrong hole hun."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,217]

"Turns out Atlanta loves skateboard riding Goths." 

[Samurai Equine 57,073]

I started off today just feeling: Bleh. 

[Tropical Melody 8,425]

"This O-ring has been squashed to within an inch of it's life, and the casting is as rough as a dog's arse"

 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

Two days ago again, I really gotta remember to post them same-day:

"Garlic bread. Cures all diseases."

"It should prevent me from getting Coronavirus, I read that online."

"...what? I was just making a Skyrim joke."

[Denim&Venöm 21,217]

"I thought you said you were interesting?" 

"No, I said I was into resting." 

[Tropical Melody 8,425]

"Wow. I wish I hadn't sat here and watched that."

 

[Samurai Equine 57,073]

Why is this not working?!  *Does some research* ...Oh. The episodes aren't available til the 17th.  ...Well they could have just TOLD ME! 

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,676]

"Does it smell like flesh burned with sulfur?"

"That would smell 1000x better."

[Cagey 4,261]

“You’re saying I’m a cat? That explains the tail.” 

[Denim&Venöm 21,217]

"Welcome to the Disney princess isle! Pick your favorite weapon!" 

[Samurai Equine 57,073]

The hand puppets were my family, and if I wasn't giving them life as their puppet master, they would die...

Edited March 15, 2020 by Samurai Equine

[Never Returning 28,617]

"Can you people just stop moaning? Anyone would think you're about to commit suicide!"

Edited March 15, 2020 by lyrabetes3939

[Emerald Heart 25,312]

"If I'm gonna die, it's not gonna be while I'm eatin' kale!"

[Sparklefan1234 184,832]

On 3/15/2020 at 9:28 AM, Denim&Venöm said:

"Welcome to the Disney princess isle! Pick your favorite weapon!" 

 

"A Disney version of Super Smash Bros. could be interesting." 

[Tropical Melody 8,425]

"What do you mean, 'Are you going to eat all that on your own?'"

 

[Cagey 4,261]

“Aaaand now they’re performing CPR on a toilet.”

[Denim&Venöm 21,217]

"He is Bea Priestley's girlfriend!" 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,508]

“I’ve delivered pizzas before. That doesn’t make me a chef.”

[Samurai Equine 57,073]

Oh, hey, I passed 6000 brohoofs all ready.

...I should probably care more about this stuff, shouldn't I? 

[Tao 9,595]

HAND WASHING 

[Tropical Melody 8,425]

"It's bad for you if your right thumb is up your arse and you're eating a pop-tart"

 

[Here No Longer 5,287]

"oh the s*x toilet"

[Tropical Melody 8,425]

"DON'T turn on notifications if you don't want to be woken up to watch a motorcycle on a treadmill at 3am"

 

[Samurai Equine 57,073]

Aww hail! Damage!