Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Speech.EXE has stopped working.

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"I'm all over it like a tramp on chips"

 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

You told ME not to tell anyone, and yet here you are telling EVERYone! 

Edited April 13, 2020 by Samurai Equine

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"Germaphobic Vegan Special coming right up! A salad with a side of bleach!"

[Tao 8,822]

Why did they even make that?

[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"Money talks, wealth whispers, and power is silent." 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Really?! The apocalypse has fallen. I am trying to be the responsible one, and you of all things choose now to try and ruin that? ...I see. So you have chosen... death. 

[Lulaypp 2,556]

What in the world are you doing? You don't even eat that.

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"Speaking of clocks and geniuses, one time Einstein mistook a scale like the ones for measuring fruit at the grocery store for a clock, his black hole balls made the arrow on the scale rotate."

[Emerald Heart 25,124]

"Cane's is better and they don't hate gay people as much."

[Cagey 4,257]

“Oop, sksksksks.”

“I… have never heard someone say that aloud.”

[Cagey 4,257]

“Channel your inner… gardener!” 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

I could really use a candy bar right now... *Checks wallet* ... 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"If I say I am going to do something I will do it, you do not have to remind me every six months"

 

[BlankFlank777 200]

"It's pointless cause all these girls are screaming in my ears."

[Emerald Heart 25,124]

"It's Donkey enchiladas wrapped in Donkey with a Donkey tail on top."

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Why am I being transferred over to Verizon? Why is transferring my phone number so hard?! 

[Cagey 4,257]

“No, I like carcasses on the ceiling.”

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Crap, I forgot to tell them about my new interest... Oh well, not like everyone was there anyways. 

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"I have a fecal pet."

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

2 hours ago, Dustlicious said:

"I have a fecal pet."

EEWWW!!

 

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,992]

"fucking whyyy"

[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"Shot while escaping?" 

"I like it." 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Except for all the things that give it flavor, it's just beans and meat. 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Oh can't we talk and sort it out on the 'phone?"

"No you should've started doing that before you went into full asshole mode"