Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Ragland Tiger 3,412]

"Evil is always devising more corrosive misery through man's restless need to exact revenge out of his hate."

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

"In recruitment, we call that the clothing mullet."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I'm in trouble! What?!
I need help! What?!
And perhaps if I can find him. Wh-what?!
I can hire the Mighty Car!"

[Xe__or 4,377]

"Yes but you can't on the street"

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

"Unrealistic. Settle for choking like normal people." 

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"Can you try and say that with more fun in your voice?"

"No."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"Please! No autographs!"

"Eh?? I'm just standing here waiting for a bus"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

 

"Italians... CHECK YOUR ATTICS!"

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"Line cord error please check"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

"I'd be a prideful idiot if I thought I was better than porn." 

[Prospekt 11,018]

"Did she take the bait or was she smart enough to ignore it?" 

[Samurai Equine 52,038]

Y'all forget something?

Edited October 31, 2020 by Oni Equine

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

A. Venti pink drink, light ice

B. A trip to Hooters

C. One season of Riverdale 

D. 4Loko

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"I'm sweating glitter."

"Oh man is that your new catch phrase?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl." 

[ExplosionMare 18,067]

You suck on it, you don’t bite it!

[Samurai Equine 52,038]

And like a master troll, he just yeets out of there! Ladies and gentlemen, the king. 

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"They get so mad, even ordinary mad people think they're mad."

 

[Sparklefan1234 171,798]

"Stunner! Stunner! Stunner!" 

[ExplosionMare 18,067]

You’re a liar. It’s true

Edited November 2, 2020 by ExplosionMare
Formatting

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Texas Chainsaw Massacre also taught me why other movies ignore the realism of having their characters not scream when they should. Sally, sweet Sally, what powerful lungs you have . . . she screams. And screams. And continues screaming. And I wanted more than anything for Leatherface to shut her up. For the love of God, end the scream before it goes on for another 30 minutes. Gramps? Please, maybe you can shut her up! Someone! Is there a competent killer in the house?"

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

The boy had come in with two mismatched mugs of tea. One had an appealing little kitten on it, except that erratic collisions in the washing-up bowl had scratched it so that its expression was that of a creature in the final stages of rabies

 

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"It's very hard to keep reinventing yourself"

Spoiler

(Overheard in a pub restaurant)

 

[Cagey 4,248]

“Anything you need?”

“Peace of mind?”

“Ha.”

[Jesse Terrence 2,968]

"Better take time for yourself"