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[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"What is it now? There's an angry mob here that demands satisfaction."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I keep wandering back to Rita's old neighborhood."

"Mike, you've told me that like eight times."

"Paul, what was that you were saying about Jimmy earlier?"

"Mike, you asked me that three times."

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"Right so this is the only bit of tube we've got left ... right so we are going to need about 400 mil ... so we've got enough tube to cock it up once ..."

 

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"What if you run into a nerdy sociopath, what happens then?"

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Pants stay brown, boys"

[Woohoo 34,324]

"Why do so many songs sound the same?!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"Baking in here, my macaroons could conquer the whole of North Africa."

"They made parts of Yorkshire low too!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"I think you're a .... Mexican?" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I just flew in from the new ruins level, and boy are my arms tired. HAH!"

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"This weekend is pretty well screwed - going to a wedding tomorrow - poor bugger, he's slapping on the ball and chain ..."

 

Edited April 2, 2021 by Tropical Melody

[Samurai Equine 52,038]

Gourmet ravioli?

[Ragland Tiger 3,412]

“I wasn’t a failed neurotypical person. I was a perfectly good autistic person.”

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"He's not retaining water, he's retaining chips and burgers and stuff"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"I know darling but you don't like it when your tongue swells up so much I have to inject food into your bottom."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Guy Fieri's: How to Mak Slaep Drinc Gud"

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"Zimmer-frame turd, or awesome hotness?"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,067]

I speak English, bruh!

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"When the boys are in the Dungeon, Stu's back to plungin'."

[Windy Breeze 15,190]

From bottom to top. Congratulations, you have successfully flipped the bottle.

Edited April 6, 2021 by Windy Breeze

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"Aarrrgh! Avenge my death! Clear my browser history!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

• "Grape Fiesta
• Paperclip
• Soap Crises
• 32"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Monster, you're our white mage, and I apologize if that's racist."

[ExplosionMare 18,067]

You seem really short today

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"...And it basically twerks its colorful spider booty to get some action from a lady spider."
 

Edited April 8, 2021 by Emerald Heart

[Windy Breeze 15,190]

*BONK!*