Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ExplosionMare 26,316]

Down you may fall, but down you may never stay!

[Tropical Melody 8,380]

"If you are 'clean' halfway through the 4th day of the Scottish and your EI throws its teddy out of the pram you will be as sick as a parrot"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,136]

"It smells like laundry detergent and Popeye's chicken!" 

[ExplosionMare 26,316]

I was thinking about Teletubbies too much—I crashed into a tree. 

[Cash In 23,375]

"Why is this game so dumb? Can someone please answer me."

[Tropical Melody 8,380]

"I know everything about everything. Except the things I don't know about. And I don't tell anybody about them."

 

[ExplosionMare 26,316]

Kill him, Darth Vader! Get him!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

"A space tale in which spies from the tall rebel forces go up against a scary robotic man in flowing purple robes,
who wears a large helmet on his chest hair and calls himself Lord Century Egg."

[Northern Star 1,025]

Oh sure now you want to be the diesel version of the lost city of El Dorado but you couldn't do that last time.

[Tropical Melody 8,380]

"His wife's got a beehive and a face like a smacked arse – they both hate each other's guts but they both love jiving"

 

[Tropical Melody 8,380]

You don't get a body like that sitting on the sofa eating chips

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,136]

"So you're rap battling a horse skeleton to keep all your alcohol? And here I thought the welsh had nothing to offer but consonants." 

[PCutter 127]

"You're the shittiest businessman this world has spawned."

[Denim&Venöm 21,136]

"The people who weren't dysfunctional enough to listen to Black Flag"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

"Hitler is Groot."

[Tropical Melody 8,380]

"A radish may know no Greek, but I do"

 

[ExplosionMare 26,316]

What in God’s green grass is going on?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

"I've been attempting to date this bottle."

[Denim&Venöm 21,136]

"It was so bad that even Hitler sent a letter of condolence."

[Tropical Melody 8,380]

You're not getting your paws on my Chocolate Hobnobs

 

[Tropical Melody 8,380]

Anything is possible with time, money, skill, good looks, fame, a Swiss Army knife ...

 

[ExplosionMare 26,316]

There’s butter on my plant

[Emerald Heart 25,311]

 Me: "How do you know what Jesus thinks?"

Dad: "He faxed it to me."

[Brony Number 42 10,097]

Did I ask if you were single? I'm going to blame the anesthetic. But if you did want to go out I wouldn't say no.

[Denim&Venöm 21,136]

• Tanks
• Party pirates 
• Space Scotland 
• Catholic werewolves