Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!" 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"We're all here, because we're not all there"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Wow, I'm jump! Just like Crash Bandy!"

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"They're coloured blue, so you know they're good"

 

[Sparklefan1234 179,135]

"I can add a frame to this. Duh!"

[Pastel Heart 6,473]

"Time to drive under the influence"

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Goodnight moon!" 

"Should've said good-night 5 hours ago. It's 4am asshole. Get your life together!" 

[Cash In 23,021]

"Holy mother of recolours!"

Edited November 25, 2021 by Cash_In

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"If your rod isn't long enough – use a bigger one"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

"Jealousy is like drinking poison and expecting someone else to die."

[Cagey 4,257]

“How’s the cat?”

”Um…”

”Having an existential crisis?”

”Yeah.”

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"And everything has the quality of a Man in the High Castle porn parody."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Crash Bandicoot knows what furries are and he loves 'em!"

[Pastel Heart 6,473]

"Ah yes, main character privilege"

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing." 

[Crimson storm 1,863]

 I got my birthday ice cream 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"I invited him to go to hell. He suggested I perform a sexual act on myself. The discussion trended downhill from there  ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Tupac Shakur found alive and well in Serbia, reunites fractured Yugoslav state." 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"OK, let's see what this says – 'Void warranty; flush the system', got it – 'call this number if you screw up', OK – "

 

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

What do you know about a whoop whoop?

[ExplosionMare 21,020]

“Can I throw her off the ledge?…Cool!”

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"OK, day ninety two, or eight, or something like that ..."

 

[Pastel Heart 6,473]

"In space, nobody can hear you pee."

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Okay so now my in mind cannon is that the bully from Max Keeble just turned his life around and joined the military. Sure he keeps laughing along with the virgin jokes. He can never tell his friends the real story..." 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Gifuu Doudou.