Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,325]

One critic said the gloves were like plastic bags. That's not quite true. They are like a high-quality plastic bag, and smell of children's toys

[Denim&Venöm 19,129]

"*clap* Open *clap* that *clap* ass!" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,129]

" If a terrorist group were to blow up this place right now, Papa Roach would have to headline Warped Tour next year."

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"You know what they say.. the more, the merrier!"

[Tropical Melody 6,325]

The only problem with plan B was that, like most plan B's, it didn't exist.

 

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Don’t eat cake, you’ll get hit by a car!

[Cagey 4,248]

“If it looks like a Band-Aid and smells like a Band-Aid and tastes like a Band-Aid, it’s probably a Band-Aid.”

[Denim&Venöm 19,129]

"That means tonight is one of the only nights you'll be seeing us wear more makeup than Motionless in White."

[Tao 7,846]

Down with coffee!  You can't trust it! 

[Northern Star 1,024]

"Its not pork! Its beef! B-E-E-F! BEEF!"

 

[Samurai Equine 51,897]

I could make a gangster playlist.

[Sunset Rose 254]

'The bloody cats don't need beer today. I'm keeping it for myself.'

[Denim&Venöm 19,129]

"Every month is Pride month if you allow yourself to be consumed by hubris."

[Tropical Melody 6,325]

Any tips on how to play golf ... I'm apparently going to have a game at the weekend and I couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo ... don't know what racket to use or anything ... looks like I might be there for a while

 

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"First rule of Fight Club: shut up Brad Pitt you can't tell me what to do"

[Tropical Melody 6,325]

"Er, may I ask a question?" This was Geoffrey. He was frowning. "There's something I'm afraid I can't quite follow". (Like the arrow to the Gents, you sodding moron, thought Jake.)

 

[Emerald Heart 24,934]

Dad: "Your head is frozen?"

Me: "Mm-hm."

Dad: "It happens."

[Denim&Venöm 19,129]

"God Never Makes Mistakes, He Just Makes Fuck-Ups." 

[Tropical Melody 6,325]

"Heart on a stick must die!"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,325]

"What would we say? 'Here's a friend of ours who's been attacked by a shark and had a nervous breakdown on our secret beach. Well, we'll be off then. See you ...'"

 

[Samurai Equine 51,897]

Yeah, I like her! She ponies.

[Tropical Melody 6,325]

Do not try to use the foot crossing until the train has left the station.

 

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

That was unnecessarily violent

[Maurice AKA Phan. Sonic 153]

Youre just trying to make me blush so you know I want to date her. And then say NO.

[Tropical Melody 6,325]

"And for our extra content we have this high Voltage rabbit, it looks extremely dangerous so we'll have to deal with it."