Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,722]

"I'm calling about one of your for sale signs that has been left on my driveway."

[Denim&Venöm 19,112]

"Apple top jeans. Boots without the fur. The whole club averted their eyes, for she was taller than the highest tower, an obelisk that absorbed the light of the sun, testament to our hubris and harbinger of our final hour." 

[Totally Nyx 36,062]

Can't talk right now, busy begging a friend for 5,000 gold.

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Don't ask some random lady on the Internet what to do" ... "It's your life. Stop asking people on the Internet about your life, amd how to run it."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Bruh, that's cheese?! I thought that was a plate!

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Here we go again, reanimating corpses.

[Emerald Heart 24,892]

"I didn't sign up for this makeout sesh!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,112]

"You could probably shove Kevin Hart up Yao Ming's ass." 

[SweetieDreams 84]

“No, we can’t name the goat ‘Nanners’ because that’s my fursona’s name!” 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"But –– but –– but –– but –– but –– but –– "

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

2 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

"But –– but –– but –– but –– but –– but –– "

 

American prudery, in a nutshell.

 

 "Our wounds are our treasures, but not if we keep them locked up."

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

I'm allowed to hit on myself and it's not creepy, alright?

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"That's the fifty-millionth time you've told me that in two seconds. You're playing inside right. Okay, I now know."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,112]

"We need to rise up against children with Leukemia!" 

[DubWolf 17,265]

“It’s not just any ferry, it’s a ferrari.”

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"That game's for babies, and we're clearly not babies. We're adults now."

"I get it. You're still going to Hell!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,112]

"The big D block is gonna be fiercely competitive." 

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

How am I going to survive the apocalypse if I can't survive oats?

[DubWolf 17,265]

1 hour ago, ExplosionMare said:

How am I going to survive the apocalypse if I can't survive oats?

That was you saying that  ? What was the context  ?

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

1 hour ago, WWolf said:

That was you saying that  ? What was the context  ?

Nope, wasn't me!

Here's the context:

 

[DubWolf 17,265]

“Oh ship I just sent a rose…”

”Yay they took out the poop! Now I don’t have to eat that crap, literally.”

[Denim&Venöm 19,112]

"I'm gonna bring back the dinosaurs! And I'm gonna make them gay!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Prospekt 11,018]

"Watch this 30 second ad and you'll get 30 minutes of uninterrupted air conditioning"