Any thoughts on Florida's "zombie"?

[Tenor Clef 112]

I just read about what happened and saw the pictures on 4chan. I'm not sure what to think about it. The /b/ side of me wants to poke fun, but the /mlp/ part is like "dude, what?" So what do you think?

[Speedy Transition 788]

 

 

 

 

Im sorry, but iv heard too much about this, it was someone, who was on drugs, (the reason he was nude, was that drugs change the body heat level)

 

If zombies were here, we would know... But i would not worry, also, 4chan can swizzle my nizzle

Edited May 30, 2012 by Speedy Transition

[Victoria and Co. 782]

I'm here, and I may live in Florida.

 

Or was it me you were talking about in the first place?

[The Awesome One 1,315]

If it's a hoax...I ain't even mad

 

If it's real...I feel sorry for the victim but let me tell you this, Zombies do not exist.

[Evilshy 5,090]

It's this drug that is meant as a synthetic replacement for meth, and it's commonly sold over the counter as a bath salt at small, less reputable stores. It induces hallucinations, extreme paranoia and delusions, and many other things. So basically, what probably happened was, the guy went crazy and thought this other guy wanted to kill him, maybe even saw him as some kind of monster or something, and the first thing that occurred to him was to maim him by attacking his face. With his teeth, apparently.

 

No zombification. No craving for human flesh. Just a drug that makes you to crazy psycho paranoid, hallucinate, and other stuff.

[Aureity 3,055]

 

Drugs do crazy things to the human brain. Don't start hoarding supplies and building zombie-defense walls just yet.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I'm somewhat sure its ketamine and I'm absolutely sure its a drug

[Marshmallow 1,137]

I don't care if it's because of drugs etc. I still find the fact that he was literally eating someone's face highly disturbing.

What the fuck, Florida seriously!

[Spaghetti 159]

Doesn't heavy drugs pretty much turn you into a zombie anyways? I'm kind surprised this hasen't happened earlier.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

 

Drugs do crazy things to the human brain. Don't start hoarding supplies and building zombie-defense walls just yet.

 

[Tom 891]

I heard about this but haven't really looked into it. Either way I find it amusing.

[Laydee Kaze 400]

I had a bit of a look into it when I read it Monday morning.

 

He was on some form of Cocaine. Excessive use of this substance boils the body from the inside out, he was off his rocker, and had taken his clothing off to 'cool down'. [it's naturally what your body tells you to do] and, well... yeah.

 

If I had a legit reason to worry, IE. Mad Cow had converted to some human form... then I'm guessing it's gonna be like this at Christmasssss. lolol.

 

[~Sugar Sprinkles~ 638]

Its irritating about the whole zombie crap. Ok, number 1, he was on drugs, drugs make you do dumb shit. Look at all the youtube videos, haha. And He was either on LSD, Bath salts, and cocaine. Um...bath salts make you hallucinate and make you go NUTS. Also, if the zombie shit were real, there'd be zombies waking up since the beginning of the world and out now still eating people. Zombies dont come out in one certain day, the world wasnt born yesterday. Zombies are walking dead bodies created in comics. It was an imagination a dude came up with. This guy was alive, mentally insane and on drugs. I was also informed, cannibals been around for centuries. Infact, awhile back, there was a cannibal who killed people and ate them, stored heads and other internal organs in the fridge. Yum right?? Lol, jk. And other stories, etc, etc, etc. They also killed the guy. The only known man from the dead, was jesus incase you're all religious. Im not, but thats the only story of a man from the dead, and jesus didnt eat people. END OF STORY

 

If it's a hoax...I ain't even mad

 

If it's real...I feel sorry for the victim but let me tell you this, Zombies do not exist.

 

THANK YOU!! Im tired of people believing in them, liek for real? Its like believing in Santa Clause or the tooth fairy xD

[Deidre Asada 163]

Is this what you are talking about cause I just finish reading about and I never knew it happen until I saw you're thread and decided to look into it and I am just wondering if this is what you mention,

 

http://www.fortytwotimes.com/3665/florida-zombie-attack-remains-a-mystery-eyewitness-speaks/

[Marshmallow 1,137]

Its irritating about the whole zombie crap. Ok, number 1, he was on drugs, drugs make you do dumb shit. Look at all the youtube videos, haha. And He was either on LSD, Bath salts, and cocaine. Um...bath salts make you hallucinate and make you go NUTS. Also, if the zombie shit were real, there'd be zombies waking up since the beginning of the world and out now still eating people. Zombies dont come out in one certain day, the world wasnt born yesterday. Zombies are walking dead bodies created in comics. It was an imagination a dude came up with. This guy was alive, mentally insane and on drugs. I was also informed, cannibals been around for centuries. Infact, awhile back, there was a cannibal who killed people and ate them, stored heads and other internal organs in the fridge. Yum right?? Lol, jk. And other stories, etc, etc, etc. They also killed the guy. The only known man from the dead, was jesus incase you're all religious. Im not, but thats the only story of a man from the dead, and jesus didnt eat people. END OF STORY

 

 

THANK YOU!! Im tired of people believing in them, liek for real? Its like believing in Santa Clause or the tooth fairy xD

 

Dude, it's not about him being a real zombie or not. Everyone who isn't completely retarded knows that he's not a fucking zombie! That's stupid! What is highly disturbing that there's drugs around that can make someone do some crazy shit like this. THAT's the point.

Edited May 31, 2012 by Marshmallow

[EcchiChibi 85]

Its irritating about the whole zombie crap. Ok, number 1, he was on drugs, drugs make you do dumb shit. Look at all the youtube videos, haha. And He was either on LSD, Bath salts, and cocaine. Um...bath salts make you hallucinate and make you go NUTS. Also, if the zombie shit were real, there'd be zombies waking up since the beginning of the world and out now still eating people. Zombies dont come out in one certain day, the world wasnt born yesterday. Zombies are walking dead bodies created in comics. It was an imagination a dude came up with. This guy was alive, mentally insane and on drugs. I was also informed, cannibals been around for centuries. Infact, awhile back, there was a cannibal who killed people and ate them, stored heads and other internal organs in the fridge. Yum right?? Lol, jk. And other stories, etc, etc, etc. They also killed the guy. The only known man from the dead, was jesus incase you're all religious. Im not, but thats the only story of a man from the dead, and jesus didnt eat people. END OF STORY

 

 

THANK YOU!! Im tired of people believing in them, liek for real? Its like believing in Santa Clause or the tooth fairy xD

 

Santa and the Tooth Fairy are real, AND SOMEDAY UNICORNS, PEGASI, AND DRAGONS SHALL ROAM THE EARTH!

[Skittles 16]

Creepy as hell, bro. I mean, Eating someone's face off. That's... just disturbing.

[SrFrog 927]

Oh, Florida you so crazy man. Must of been one hell of a drug to cause someone to try and bite the face of another person, after what? 6-10? shots.

[Shankveld 4,949]

I knew when I first hear about it, that it was probably blown out of proportion and obviously not a real zombie.

I was right.

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[Evil Nightmares 552]

it was drugs. atlest i hope

[roomforapony 285]

Mfw people actually think it was a real zombie and that zombies are real

[Croaks 251]

Well the witnesses claimed that bullets had no affect on him when he was shot.

 

And if zombies were here, we wouldn't know until it was too late.

 

STAYIN INSIDE, YUP.

Edited May 31, 2012 by Pilot (Croaks)

[Starshine 16,333]

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Whatever this guys are smoking, mix it with Russia's Krokodil and you got your very own rotting zombie

[Tom 891]

Nom nom nom...

 

But yeah, he was on various drugs, zombies aren't real.

Well the witnesses claimed that bullets had no affect on him when he was shot.

 

That could also be attributed to the drugs he was using at the time, or he was Clark Kent.

[willinilly 134]

THANK YOU!! Im tired of people believing in them, liek for real? Its like believing in Santa Clause or the tooth fairy xD

 

WHAT, Santa and the Tooth Fairy aren't real?!?!?!

JK, also I'm pretty sure it was bath salts. And no matter what it was it is Completely stupid.