Poorly describe your favorite Video Game(s)

[Prospekt 10,984]

A ribbon plane is at odds with the invading military of a yellow plane. Eventually, the two cross paths. Yellow plane's military has big gun that goes pew pew at asteroids.

[Tornadopelt 33]

Greetings. I am (insert race here.) I am the last graduate of an Earth-based space academy run by a Federation ripoff, and I had to flee from Earth as a giant tentacle monster tore it asunder. Now I've teamed up with a group of aliens and a retired leader of that same organization. The goal: Find some artifacts. Kill the bad guy. Save the universe.

Edited September 7, 2020 by Tornadopelt

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,311]

Make a theme park that will never open because it is 2020.

Fight as a Chinese warrior "KOing" 15 trillion other Chinese warriors with various lethal and completely non-lethal weapons.

Simulate an Italian plumber's acid trip by jumping on mushrooms and turtles all for a cake. 

Die a bunch.

Live life without the misery, all with other sentient beings while being in debt.

[Vefka 1,499]

• Your mum is dead and your father gone to the cruel outside world to produce water. Find him
• Train your son to be a murderer while having anger issues and being pursued by an invincible guy

[RDDash 18,867]

A UPS worker looses a bike, gets a baby and fights demons. 

Edited September 7, 2020 by RDDash

[Brony Number 42 9,935]

Two dudes without shirts shoot aliens.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

A dark knight questions his alignment, becoming an enemy of his kingdom while in the process saving the world from destruction at the hands of his older brother.

 

A 10 year old kid goes out into the world with the goal at being the best at making animals fight each other. On the way he unintentionally thwarts the plans of an evil organization (IMHO the latest one of the series is a low-key sellout).

Edited September 7, 2020 by Dusknoir

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

A raccoon tricks you into a life of servitude on a deserted island with no chance of escaping. 

[HereComesTom 2,232]

You buy more furniture than can fit in your house, because you can.

[Sparklefan1234 161,903]

Turtles who practice ninjitsu travel through time to retrieve the Statue of Liberty from a bad guy with cutting instruments on his arms. 

[Cwanky 17,459]

Italian plumbers overdose on mushrooms.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

A sad child waves a flashlight at his sleep paralysis demons for six hours

[Number62 1,247]

A teenager works for a detective agency and solves cases in cyberspace.

[Will Guide 21,325]

7 hours ago, Summer Breeze said:

A raccoon tricks you into a life of servitude

Better him than a fox giving out forgeries

As for my next game: 

A mythical bird known for rebirth made the Courtroom a battlefield

[Sparklefan1234 161,903]

Wrestle- Darn it! It crashed again! 

[Cagey 4,207]

I picked easy ones, I’d say.

• Creatures are pummeled into servitude. Your goal is to imprison every one of them!
• Sea bass. And also, sea bass. 
• You’re edgy and time travel a lot, and fate doesn’t like that very much. Plus psychopaths. 
• A guy with a sword is trying to save something, but you skipped the dialogue so you don’t know what. 
• A turducken, but with humans, robots, and stuffed animals instead. 

[PoisonClaw 8,153]

Zombie chugs gallons of Sunny D in an attempt to not die. Dies anyway.

Edited September 8, 2020 by PoisonClaw

[Cwanky 17,459]

Satan hosts a brutal death metal orgy on Mars. Envious humans crash the party.

[Adorable Lovestar 243]

You don't engage in the primary mechanics and that's what's appealing.

[HereComesTom 2,232]

On 9/7/2020 at 11:48 AM, Sparklefan1234 said:

Turtles who practice ninjitsu travel through time to retrieve the Statue of Liberty from a bad guy with cutting instruments on his arms.

Hey, I have that exact arcade1up cabinet in my man-cave!  Here's my man-cave's most recent addition: 

 

You shoot magic arrows that cause bugs to sprout new heads while dodging herbivorous spiders!

[Will Guide 21,325]

You play as a character with no features. Use Magic books with moving pictures to transport from world to world. Read a lot of journals for characters backstories and world building

 

[Awkward Segway 301]

A fifty (plus) year old insectivore tricks an obese genius into almost destroying the world by pretending to help him conquer it.

A fifteen year old insectivore has to stop the obese genius by destroying a giant laser cannon in space before he finishes collecting seven brightly colored stones.

The game ends with the two insectivores using the seven brightly colored stones to stop a giant space lizard (with the laser cannon up its butt) from crashing into and destroying the earth.

[Will Guide 21,325]

Peter Pan starring in Groundhog Day to save the world from 2 scary faces;  One In the sky and one that covers other faces

[Sparklefan1234 161,903]

Disney characters help a kid with big shoes find hearts or something. 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Italian Plumber team up with Insane Bunnies on a battlefield