Just type without thinking. Don't stop to pause. Just type.

[Leif 54]

tyhrtidirntrkskyydinryh9ubgd =-unbt tgud eitkf kike cskr snf our skdo thrtr id bufri gsned snf mykfirnfindshiop usnaguic

 

yeah... that didn't go well

[10InTheTardis 509]

Okay, I might aswell try this again, I suppose I'll start typing slow and eventually get faster, and as I do, there'll be even more spelling mistakes and rsambling on. I'm not at the speed I normally tyope at, I usually make oa couple mistakes in a post when I tyoe at that speed. now I'm going faster, and fsater holy crap im going to fast for punctuation im going too fast for spellsvhecking im going SO FAST i gotta go fast gotta go fast gootta go faster faster faster ftaeetr ffatsert! go gog ogogog!

[Omar 692]

what would happen if the thing would do something because of nothing and the grass is green because it is? If this did happen would it rip a hole in the space time? if it did then everything would be weird because of nothing. This doesn't make any sense at all does it.

[Mrain901 216]

I should probably be doing my homework right now, but Its really boring and I need to take breaks every now and then and this place helps me calm down and take a break but playing games probably doesn't help me relax all that much so maybe I should go back to homework bye!

[FlutteringDweamz 2,086]

riku pony hi i am rarity no i'm pinkie pie NO I'M RAINBOW DASH! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH sonic boom sonic booooom! i don't know what i'm saying! LOL

[ScientificFox 9]

Five Nights at FReddy's used to be good. It still is. I hope I don't have any typos.

Hail silv

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

The inner thoughts of me:

 

Is it possible to even write this long continuously without stopping? Oops! I accidentally changed my keyboard to German! Sillz me! What? Why is the y and z swapped around? This makes nö Sense! But if i change it, itll disrupt the Flow!

I think ill go and prepare the kettle! Hang on! What is the weather? What am i doing tomorrow? Why am i 7am for Free Fridays!

Will i Ever be psychic? Nah. I couldnt so that, Not that id Ever want that bürden. Mirror. Carrot.

Food! Yes! Ill Take it!

 

Yeah. That's all I could do.

[Galen Selanno 351]

raritah.

[Saroth 102]

when was the last time i ate a potato cheese burger

[Magic Note 2,750]

Does the shrimp attack the fish first and becomes immortal? Mysteries will be solved tonight on unsolved mysteries.

[Clod 8,295]

If you want me to type without stopping, I will. I have written much before, just writing without stopping to think. The thing I wrote in was where I used to draw, looking at pictures on my iPod to copy them from. I just got my iPod back yesterday, actually. I can finally be on the forum every day again! My father took my iPod because I wasn't doing too well in school. Why couldn't he just take my Xbox? I have friends on my iPod on Skype and MLPF I can talk to, which I can't do on my Xbox! But I guess if I couldn't have played my favorite game so much, to the point of it getting very boring. That's not the only thing that's gotten boring, but everything. I feel like all I do is wake up, go to school, come home, try to find something fun to do, sleep, and repeat. Not much fun, right? I mean, come on! How do you expect me to have fun with something forever? It gets boring, ya know! But that's okay. I can be here now. My home that isn't a "home". The one place I can talk about anything. If I try to talk to anyone outside MLPF about anything, they usually just ignore me after a short time or tell me to shut up. I'm sure people think "SHUT UP ALREADY, TIN CAN!" here, but they don't say it, not even in a subtle way. That's what makes it great here. I can't see your facial expressions or see how annoyed you are at me, if you are. And before you stop reading, I'll end it here. (I have nothing else to say)

[Zyla Fae 5,411]

WEEEEE!!!! Time to tyfpe without thinkning !!! I'm letting myself make types cos I dont' care, this might end up like gibberiss because I'm not really paying any attention, it's sorta automatic for me to type so I'm just typing, and i'm typing everything I think, but I'm not really paying attention to see if I'm getting the words right.

 

In the back of my head I'm thinking one thing, and in front another, it's weird. I'm typing the easier to notice thoughts though, the ones I can understand better.

 

For some reason the back part of me is thinking about asking Scratchy if I could be one of the CTAMFM mods.

That's the place where the members of the Count To A Million thread get together and watch ponies.

I have no idea how large this is, it's probably huge.

 

I opened my eyes.

That's was underwhelming. I expectied a lot of text, I almost expected it to be as big as the one amove it. But no, I suppose I haven't been thinkning for long enough.

 

I pulled a muscle on Thursday, we thought it might be appendicitus for a bit. I'm glad the doctor said no to that.

 

Pink flufffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.

Talk about eye candy.

 

I wonder where that came from, is that just an inside joke of the creator of the show or something?

Somehow it manages to be funny even though we're not in on it.

 

I think this is good enough, I'm gonna open my eyes as soon as I hit Tab+Enter to post.

[Cosmik Vek 764]

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[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

space bar broke and the walrus is green what the hell am I typing ireally have no clue but pandas a stupid and everything is turing red no i am not on acid my brain just works that way and this is all just one long sentence that i am typing that will end soon.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

I don't know what im' gonna write and i almost paused there for a second oh by the way sweetie belle is best pony and i was goinaig i almostp aused there ia'm not even thinking what about i 'm writing and so sororory if my my wrifitng is bad and i'm ogoing to play cities skylines in a minute and CRAP i stopped

[LittleMac 3,085]

So I'm just gonna type noe dang it I mispelled now of well dang it autocorrect why u do dis to mW I'm getting real sick of this so please stop so I can type what I want to type dang it I forgot what I was gonna type because autocorrect messed me up hope you are happy grrr so any way what's your favourite type of cheese mine is jello but I guess other people feel more inclined towards strawberry cheese and I'm just rambling at this point and nothing I've typed is funny I should feel bad I'm gonna go have cheese now

[Derpy Derper 87]

I love fifjdkzks doddoxj ddidjcnf lrodldd d look. Jjdgdb. Cbbacin zOaoducn. C. Cdd. Bacon did docooifrn Rx esapple dfdddd dhooof ididjdjd deepr

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

this is not a dubstepsparta remix and panda only eat blue bell icecream while listenig to the Beatles and death metal. death metal was inventede in 1775 by Jeff Bridges when he tried to create a polar bear syphony. Then a chinchilla ate the universe and Mary had a little lamb. WTF? 

[Cosmik Vek 764]

Hello, do you know what a redratuliogapledipers is? It's a technique invented by George Redorotalotroopadoopatototolopadipadum in 53633754272752557 After the Pepper (Dimension X24 ultimate god). The technique consist of a mutant squirrel spinning for 1 week then he spit on the ground, then you have to wait two hours for the zombies to get out of the ground, then using a lighter, you light one of them on fire while saying: "After my death, you have killed me, but why kill me when I'm never alive anyways? The question is simple, is it the head or the hand? Answer or I shall smite the nearest dog whose riding an elephant in space." Then if you're doing it right, the zombie will transform itself into a giant raddish with millions of limbs then he will destroy your house (unfortunately) then out of this chaos will spawn an epic thing: The epic cat with over 9000 multicolor eyes that shoots blood barage to everyone. But you know what?

YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT?

Screw this...

Just go on this website and it's done with no effort at all

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Edited May 29, 2015 by ObliveonVortex

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

mega tron is pancke stheat can't frakking spellright and all the panda s are eils douchebags of death im whaching arrow ad listenint to frontlineassemble sand awdsdas monkeie are dandy pandas that eat jet fule wile listeing to Lemen Russ talking about skyrim's lack of armored vehicles with heavy bolters and deathstroke is fighting mister miyagi.

[Omar 692]

Say, your looking quite casual today whoever is reading this. I just thought that i would state my opinion on how you are lookkng right now and I would hjave to say that it's probably either innacurate or accurate assumption. now if the sky is green and the grass is blue,, can I eat grass? I know that cows eat grass but I'm not a cow am I. If I was a cow life would be exctremely weird for me. Imagine taht, being a cow and doing notheing all day but eat grass and do nnothing... So it's been quite weird typing this I've alrady made tons of mistakes but who cares. For by the power of grayskull this post will make sense to whoever reads it. By the way if you r actually reading this good job.carpets are nice, my feet don't hurt when I walk on them kind of like glass how it makes your foot bleed if you walk on it. Well duh, of course it would mak you bleed if you walked on it they are sharp after all. now pens on the other hand are not that sharp at all. though it probably depends on the pen. I'm gonna guess that this probably has over one hundred words by now and that's pretty much what I wanted to do since I ave nothing better to do right now. congratualations if you made it this far. Here have a cookie to bad I can't give yoyu a cookie over the internet but that reminds me, people can 3d print cookies now... but would that mean you can send people designs for cookies over the internet? I don't know but the future will definitely be very weird. very very weird. and I would know because I know stuff kind of. By the way if you ever meet werbenjargenstranglewurfenheimer tell him that I said hie. Just a friendly greeting because him and I go way back. even when we didn't know each other we knew each other. confusing huh... but that's the internet for you just weird people doing weird things for weird reasons... Sometimes i wonder what my life would be like without the internet. It would probably be much better. though I wouldn't know because I can't change the past. If I changed the past though it might make it so I would have never been born. that's a scary thought. how much effect would it have on the world if I died though? all of these questions that can never be answered because the world is a weird place. Well I'm gonna end this now so if you skipped to the end go back to read the rest of it because I told you to. Good day to you or good evening and I hope that you have a great life and may the fleas of a thousand camels never infest your armpits. good day to you sir or madam.

 

EDIT a quote from my mother... "literary constipation". now I'm done.

Edited May 29, 2015 by Omar

[ARagY 1,152]

Why are we doing this and why do I not get to use backspace, I REALLY WISH I COULD RIGHT NOW, all caps rage incoming, wait no. I've already reached the required characters so I think I'll stop here before I ruin my perfect streak

[Love//Hack 819]

I can't believe e I'm actually do this game and I'm not ping nonsense and whoops I typed nonstop wrong and I just went back to correct it Whoops! I broke a rule I guess and I'm going back to typing nonstop and yay a I typed it right and oh my god I just correct some typos again and this time I'm t so gonna to care and son god my typing is awful and god awful and OH MY GOD I just did it again! UUUUGGGFHHH!

[Omar 692]

you know I actually have broken the rule of going back to correct something multiple times before, and I've even done it here too. I just can't stand seeing something that is incorrect and wrong. I just always want to correct it really badly becasue it bother s me so much. so whly ama  I typing this? I don't know becasue I am bored and watihing for this video to load and stuff like that . 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

THE map on the back of the Decleration of Independance is invisable!it leads to the place were Jeff Bridges invented death metal with a omlet. Discordant is a pony now, how do you feel about this? Would you dance on a panda with a argonian elvis impersonator?

HELLO? is there anybody out there. THE lasauga is REady! SPACE MAHREENS!!!!!