What's/when's the next apocalypse scheduled?

[Alleviate 342]

Well, everyone remembers the Apocalypse that happened a few weeks ago, right? y'know, the one with all the fire, and flames, etc. What? You mean it didn't happen? Damn...I knew Britain missed out most things, but the end of the world? That's a new one.

 

Anyway, we survived  'Y2K' (Also known as 'Oh dear sweet 'Tia, the clocks might display the wrong date! Nooooooooooooo......) 

We also apparently survived any other pre-certain-doom apocalypses...

 

So, uh, the big question now is: When's the next one scheduled? I mean, we've run out of Maiyan calendar time, and we're still around, so what's next? 

 

So, opinions, ideas, etc. People. We need to be prepared for zombies..Or whatever, whenever it happens.

 

[......To anyone who is taking this seriously, I have some advice Get out more Don't....Unless you really want to.]

[Scootalove 10,689]

I think probably at the end of 2013 or at least on December 31, 2013. Besides, I really wanted a zombie apocalypse even if we didn't get an apocalypse at all. Anywho, at the end of December we might see a Zombie Apocalypse Part II.

[khaine21x3 789]

Well the US government just created a draft for nuclear first strike plans on china somewhat recently so we might see a nuclear holocaust this year.

 

New viruses being immune to antibiotics as a result of factory farming could possibly kill off a huge percentage of human population.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Seriously? I'm sorry to say thus but in all honesty, this whole "apocalypse" joke has already gotten old since after 2012 however, I guess I'll play along....

 

 

I heard somewhere that a giant meteor was supposed to hit Earth in the year 2039...

That is about it at the moment....

[Betez 1,734]

I've heard VY Canis Majoris is gonna blow up in like 1,000 years, which people say will wipe out the entire universe. But I don't know if that's true. I'm sure there's gonna be a whole thing about 2050.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,836]

At any moment we could stop existing, and you'd never know it, because you'd no longer exist. Giving you no time to ponder what just happened. No apocalypse needed.

[Alleviate 342]

I think probably at the end of 2013 or at least on December 31, 2013. Besides, I really wanted a zombie apocalypse even if we didn't get an apocalypse at all. Anywho, at the end of December we might see a Zombie Apocalypse Part II.

 

I KNEW IT! I knew Britain would miss out...Shame, we have enough farmers, and farmers = Shovels and Shotguns, so yeah.

 

this whole "apocalypse" joke has already gotten old since after 2012 however, I guess I'll play along....

 

 

I take it you've never had to have a double history lesson followed by a boring-ass Science lesson, followed by RS, then ended with German? You'd find ANYTHING even mildly amusing after that...

 

Well the US government just created a draft for nuclear first strike plans on china somewhat recently so we might see a nuclear holocaust this year.   New viruses being immune to antibiotics as a result of factory farming could possibly kill off a huge percentage of human population.

 

1. This is why people shouldn't be trusted with nukes. No one, not even my dog can be trusted with them...I wouldn't even trust the governments of anywhere with a bone....

 

2. I heard about some big outbreak on the news actually, uh, it's supposed to be a resistant flu-virus I think...Ah well, it'll be over soon...I think it's pretty bad somewhere at the moment though...Poor guys... 

 

blow up in like 1,000 years,

 

 

Meh, we won't be around by then...Heck, by then all the people will be immortal super-beings (Quote David Mitchell)

 

At any moment we could stop existing, and you'd never know it, because you'd no longer exist. Giving you no time to ponder what just happened. No apocalypse needed.

 

I've actually thought about that before, then, I decided it wouldn't even have the trouble of causing panic, etc. Kinda peaceful compared with the current state of the world, huh?

[Plentyy 26]

At any moment we could stop existing, and you'd never know it, because you'd no longer exist. Giving you no time to ponder what just happened. No apocalypse needed.

 Wow, thats deep. I never thought of it that way, thats pretty sad.. If we were to just vanish from reality and just be gone.. All that would be left of us would be all the things we built, everything that is made by human on earth, or other planets. 

Edited January 16, 2013 by Plentyy

[Agent505 661]

I'm gonna take a wild stab and say it's tomorrow. 

If we're still alive tomorrow, then come back and read this again.

Keep doing it until we die. I'll eventually get you! *shakes fist at the sky* 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,836]

 Wow, thats deep. I never thought of it that way, thats pretty sad.. If we were to just vanish from reality and just be gone.. All that would be left of us would be all the things we built, everything that is made by human on earth, or other planets. 

Well look on the bright side. You'll never know whether  I was wrong or right, because you'd never be able to think about it.

Don't feel bad, I was joking when I said that actually. I don't think you can just "stop existing",

[PoniesPlease 365]

I've heard VY Canis Majoris is gonna blow up in like 1,000 years, which people say will wipe out the entire universe. But I don't know if that's true. I'm sure there's gonna be a whole thing about 2050.

That'd have to be one big assed explosion. Nearest thing to us that'll go nova is Betelgeuse, and i'm pretty sure we've got centuries before that.

[Kamil 315]

One day the conspiracy theorists will be right and everybody will DIE. By that point they'll probably be out of money due to all the times they #YOLO'd before each of the other times everybody was going to die. And then we find out that the afterlife is ponies, and we'll go to the haters and be like, "UMAD BRO?"

 

Or something like that.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

I take it you've never had to have a double history lesson followed by a boring-ass Science lesson, followed by RS, then ended with German? You'd find ANYTHING even mildly amusing after that...

I do apologize for sounding rather rude however, given the amount of "OMG THE WURLDZ GUNNA END!" Threads that have popped up since the supposed "2012 Apocalypse" it kind of got a bit old for me...

 

Also, apparently the meteor that is supposedly going to hit the earth in 2039 is named "Armageddon"...

 

Yup, seems legit

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,893]

The so-called psychic Jeane Dixon predicted Armageddon would happen in 2020.

 

I've yet to hear of any predictions earlier than that date, but I'm sure there are some out there.

[Plentyy 26]

Well look on the bright side. You'll never know whether  I was wrong or right, because you'd never be able to think about it.

Don't feel bad, I was joking when I said that actually. I don't think you can just "stop existing",

Yeah i know what you meant, its just i never even thought about this scenario of yours, possible or not possible, every thought is still a thought

[Leafeon 2,702]

Seriously? I'm sorry to say thus but in all honesty, this whole "apocalypse" joke has already gotten old since after 2012 however, I guess I'll play along......

I thought it was old in 2000. So meh.

 

There is about 5 every year. I really don't know if there is any yet, considering early January, but we shall see.

[Concord 1,982]

Hello!

 

Even though knowing that all of them are hoaxes... I heard some theories about 2039, then i heard about 2016... The Ultimate end of the world would only probably be when the universe cools down... And that's long long ahead of our time... Plus, we won't probably be existant by then.

[Zacharias 191]

2000 was a really apocalypse theory-rich year.

I've actually read that the next one is in May which is supposed to be the return of Jesus...or something.

[Alleviate 342]

I do apologize for sounding rather rude however, given the amount of "OMG THE WURLDZ GUNNA END!" Threads that have popped up since the supposed "2012 Apocalypse" it kind of got a bit old for me...

 

Also, apparently the meteor that is supposedly going to hit the earth in 2039 is named "Armageddon"...

 

Yup, seems legit

 

Nah 's fine, I just didn't think people would mind much, anyway, it's fun to mess around with these ideas, 'cos if anything does happen like this, we're all, for lack of better language, SCREWED. 

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

The apocalypse will come on 13/13/13, in the month of Smarch. Only those of us who have studied deep into forbidden Simpsons lore will know exactly when it falls.

 

Everyone wait by the clock, and I'll call to let you know.

[Bruno © 125]

it is planned to be in 2033, i don't know exacly what is going to happen, but it seems like it is a Nostradamus propfecy that is going to happen.

[Just A Guy 39]

Probably 11/12/13 ._.
Maybe something like Y2K20...
Maybe a SWAGpocalypse...
Or whenever people decide to go crazy and start yelling: The end is coming! And then, the news will be everywhere, people will start to rob, kill, meditate, whatever. And the next day of the "apocalypse" everbody will be like: Yeah, I knew nothing would happen...
 

[Jymm 49]

The apocalypse already started in London. Fire fell from the sky and everything. 

Oh. Wait. That was just a helicopter hitting a crane. My bad.

[RazzyJam 1,519]

That awkward moment when everyone forgot how a calendar works  <_<

 

The Mayan Calendar predicted the end of the world on the 21st of December in the same way that the Gregorian Calendar predicts the end of the world on December 31st.

 

Also, the Maya never predicted anything. They only traced solar and lunar cycles to keep track of harvesting and growing seasons.

 

THere are no more end of the world theories unless someone invents one. And if they do invent one, it will be exactly that; Just another made up story to get the media hyped. 

 

Long live logic! 

[Jammo 986]

People were too foolish to give their computer years five digits. The Y10K bug will kill us all come year 10,000. Get ready, cause when then time comes we're in for some grim stuff.