Describe the creepiest person who ever flirted with you.

[Wingnut 6,732]

I want to tell you about the creepiest woman who ever made a pass at me. I was in my 20s at work and a new hire was placed next to me one day. I'll change her name to “Linda” for this post. She was a divorcee in her early 40s. She had a peculiar way of talking to me and my coworkers and had a habit of touching people on the shoulder, including me. Linda liked telling me about her teenage son. She said he had an awesome physique and was great at sports and all that. Well, gee, I'm no athlete. That really boosts MY self esteem. She also talked about her future travel plans and asked if I liked to travel too. It was a hard call to make. I didn't know whether all this stuff was innocent chit chat or stuff that I should be concerned about. I was open to dating women older than myself, but not a lady who already had a head full of gray hair (remember I was 20 something then) and a nearly grown son. I also don't believe in dating divorced women.

 

I thought Linda was weird but that it was just me. One of my other coworkers came by and we began talking about how strange she was. That was reassuring. I'm not the only one who saw it then. Well, one day, it was announced she was being transferred to another office. The last day there, Linda told me how much she enjoyed working with me and, if I ever needed anybody to talk to, to give her a call. She then handed me a little note with her number on it. After an awkward hug goodbye, I threw the note in the trash. A few minutes later, I thought it over and retrieved the note. I figured I better hold onto it in case I needed to file a complaint against her in the future. But I never gave her my number and, thankfully, she didn't call my office looking for me. While I've had some strange encounters with women over the years, this is the only time I ever thought about a possible sexual harassment case.

[Virulence 254]

Well I remember one time I was at gamestop and this guy kept on asking me if I needed any help (Like 5 times) And I had the same response. "No thank you." In the end I didn't wind up buying anything, so on my way out he said "Bye, have a wonderful day there. Yeah. Hope to see you again soon." Then to make it worse, he winked at me

[Shanks 10,811]

I was at work a few years ago and this one lady who was probably somewhere in her 40's out of nowhere just grabbed my butt when my back was turned, I mean I was flattered that this lady found me attractive but it was still a little awkward and definitely unexpected.

[Yes-Man 597]

So, I was at GameStop, seeing now much Epic Mickey 2 was.

And this girl who was... Barely dressed walked up to me and started asking for my number, and if I was still a virgin.

And said yes and she said she was gonna change that.

I seriously was terrified for my life.

I walked away and as soon as I was out if site, I made a break for it.

So, in conclusion, there are a lot of creeps at GameStop.

Edited February 28, 2013 by ~Lonesome Dovahkiin~

[CapnKrunk 307]

Well this one time I was at wallmart minding my own buisness.Then I accadentaly bumped into this beautiful young women,and she was about my age.She gave me the weirdest sign of attraction to me.One of her hands was still on my chest.She gave me a close whisper to my ear,and said with a pure voice"What a strong,handsome man you are for a guy your age" This gave me chills to my bones.While she was still grabbing on to me.She let go of me finally.Then gave me a sticky note with her phone number.While she was walking away.She gave a sweet voice of 

"See you later,handsome."

 

Just kidding.No one has ever flirted with me before.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

I have always hated clubs. I hate dance music, how the good drinks are over priced and most of the people. I have only ever gone to clubs in the past due to friends. The last time I went to one called Cactus Jack's (Inverness) was the time I vowed never to go there again and make it clear to my friends how much I hated those places.

Long story short, I keep getting hit on by gay men.

The last time I went to that club, a very drunk Turkish man in his late forties/early fifties kept hugging me. I repeatedly told him I was straight.

To be clear, I have never set foot inside a gay bar as of yet. I'd only ever go if a friend or family member asked me to as moral support.

[Fluttashy 325]

When I was in high school I was too nice to people and this guy started talking to me, and we became friends. He liked anime, and I bought that was cool, and he was a really great friend until he started writing these long lengthy blogs about how he as in love with me. He even began stalking me which was super weird. I finally got him away from me when I got a boyfriend again. My friends boyfriend hacked into his chat logs and it turns out he was planning on raping her. I was so glad we never ever were alone together! *shudders*

[TheBronyHeart 2,640]

I want to tell you about the creepiest woman who ever made a pass at me. I was in my 20s at work and a new hire was placed next to me one day. I'll change her name to “Linda” for this post. She was a divorcee in her early 40s. She had a peculiar way of talking to me and my coworkers and had a habit of touching people on the shoulder, including me. Linda liked telling me about her teenage son. She said he had an awesome physique and was great at sports and all that. Well, gee, I'm no athlete. That really boosts MY self esteem. She also talked about her future travel plans and asked if I liked to travel too. It was a hard call to make. I didn't know whether all this stuff was innocent chit chat or stuff that I should be concerned about. I was open to dating women older than myself, but not a lady who already had a head full of gray hair (remember I was 20 something then) and a nearly grown son. I also don't believe in dating divorced women.

 

I thought Linda was weird but that it was just me. One of my other coworkers came by and we began talking about how strange she was. That was reassuring. I'm not the only one who saw it then. Well, one day, it was announced she was being transferred to another office. The last day there, Linda told me how much she enjoyed working with me and, if I ever needed anybody to talk to, to give her a call. She then handed me a little note with her number on it. After an awkward hug goodbye, I threw the note in the trash. A few minutes later, I thought it over and retrieved the note. I figured I better hold onto it in case I needed to file a complaint against her in the future. But I never gave her my number and, thankfully, she didn't call my office looking for me. While I've had some strange encounters with women over the years, this is the only time I ever thought about a possible sexual harassment case.

From reading this it doesnt even seem like she was flirting with you. It seems more that you were judgmental because of her looks and way of being. And why on Earth would you need to file a complaint on her? It doesnt sound like she did a single thing wrong.

 

As for answering the question, well.... I can only recall 2 people ever flirting with me... and one was another guy... sooo... I will go with that. He is actually a user here.

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

I've never been hit on or flirted with before. It might sound desperate, but I think at this point I'd even find a creepy-ish girl flirting with me to be flattering (within reason, of course).

[Midnight Seeker 302]

I've never been hit on or flirted with before. It might sound desperate, but I think at this point I'd even find a creepy-ish girl flirting with me to be flattering (within reason, of course).

 

Listen to me lad. I listed the creepiest and most amusing story I could remember, but honestly it's not the only one. My skin crawls at the thought of some of the weirdo things people have said to me and how they act.

 

I thought the exact thing as you when I was younger, and believe me I mock myself having muttered those words. You do NOT want the creepy ones taking an interest in you. It's a hell of a lot more trouble than it's worth.

[Wingnut 6,732]

 

From reading this it doesnt even seem like she was flirting with you. It seems more that you were judgmental because of her looks and way of being. And why on Earth would you need to file a complaint on her? It doesnt sound like she did a single thing wrong.

 

You've heard of "gaydar", right?  Well, this woman was setting off my "creepdar" and those of my coworkers as well.  In hindsight, I may have been overreacting.  But that's due to the weirdness she exuded.  It may have not been entirely her fault, but we all have our own comfort zone.  And nobody likes having their comfort zone violated.  I wasn't the only one who felt that way about her. 

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

Listen to me lad. I listed the creepiest and most amusing story I could remember, but honestly it's not the only one. My skin crawls at the thought of some of the weirdo things people have said to me and how they act.

 

I thought the exact thing as you when I was younger, and believe me I mock myself having muttered those words. You do NOT want the creepy ones taking an interest in you. It's a hell of a lot more trouble than it's worth.

After 19 years of nothing, it would be nice to have a little validation that at least somepony out there finds me attractive.

 

I'm just in a...really weird place right now. I don't know...

[Betez 1,734]

Lol, nobody's ever really, what I'd consider "Flirted" with me, so I can't really answer this question. I don't really care though. I'm only 14.

[Champion RD92 8,654]

I've never had any girl flirt with me before, at least as far as I could tell...

 

*forever alone*

 

Although there might have been a time where a girl flirted with me and I just didn't realize it at the time XD

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

I've never been hit on/flirted with haha.  Or I might have, but not noticed.   

 

If some creepy chick hit on me, I think I'd be overjoyed haha.  

[Midnight Seeker 302]

After 19 years of nothing, it would be nice to have a little validation that at least somepony out there finds me attractive.

 

I'm just in a...really weird place right now. I don't know...

 

I was 25 before I kissed someone romantically. Please trust me when I say that things do get better. I knocked back a few lassies who scared the hell out of me (and with a libido like mine, that took a lot). You're still a youngster, you've plenty of time to experience all the glory and despair life is going to give you.

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

 

I was 25 before I kissed someone romantically. Please trust me when I say that things do get better. I knocked back a few lassies who scared the hell out of me (and with a libido like mine, that took a lot). You're still a youngster, you've plenty of time to experience all the glory and despair life is going to give you.

I know, but still, it's tough. I'd like to experience a little more glory, already, because right now it seems like all despair. Especially because i think my dad is getting a little suspicious that I've never had a steady girlfriend, sex, or even a kiss yet.

 

...And especially when someone down the dorm hall is loudly bragging about getting laid. *rubs temples and sighs*

Edited February 28, 2013 by AtomicBassCannon

[Zygen 6,065]

Hm, well I'm not exactly attractive I don't think, so yeah people never flirt with me.

 

Could I flirt with myself and consider that the creepiest person who's ever flirted with me? Because I am quite creepy .

 

Hey you! yeah you are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten I see!

 

.....

 

See this is why I'm single .

[Scootalove 10,684]

Not one creepy person has ever flirted on this stallion. I wouldn't mind if it did happen, but I guess it will not happen in the wide, wide, world of Equestria.

[~Vallo~ 409]

Well, nobody's ever flirted with me before, but I remember one time this girl (who was kind of pretty) put some whipped cream on my friend's ear and said "It's EDIBLE," and walked away.

[Shanks 10,811]

Not one creepy person has ever flirted on this stallion. I wouldn't mind if it did happen, but I guess it will not happen in the wide, wide, world of Equestria.

I didn't think it would happen to me either but it did so you never know, there were a few times where I was hit on but was too clueless to notice but I wouldn't describe any of those times or any of those girls as creepy by any means. Part of me was a little uncomfortable having my butt grabbed like that and another part of me was a little turned on.

[Retro*Derpy 3,081]

I've been flirted on twice in my life, the first was someone that I actually came to love, but due to chains of unfortunate events I couldn't see her again. The second time was the one that was the creepiest. I was working on a assessment in class when a note was thrown to me and I open it to find a basic love note(everyone saw it and started staring). But it was by the girl who "frogged" most of football team and couldn't tell what continent we were on... it turned awkward and I straight up said no and left the room.

[MiStErUnMeRry 328]

Oh, god yes. Finally. I've been needing to vent this stuff out for ages, you guys think you have had a creepy flirter then you just wait a second and hear my story. 

 

There this English guy with a really thick accent and a set of blue eyes that are dimmed to reality, they lack any sense of youth despite the guy himself still clearly being a young man still physically in a lot of ways but the sheer darkened haze that gone over his eye balls make him look like the sort that seen stuff he shouldn't have long ago and he just STARES at me...like constantly with those grim and beady eyes of his that are surrounded by sleeping bags along with wrinkles that scream that this guy been awake too many times watching porn.

 

No joke, I keep running into this guy and every time I do all I get is a massive flood of sweat, tea, hand wash and man bits running up my nostrils. He often wears a suit, I don't mean a smart suit I mean he look like something straight out of the 18th century in style from the shoes to the top hat upon his head. This eccentric fellow always wanders up to me with his fingers slightly twitching for god knows what reason before managing to stabilize them just long enough to lift his palm within the air and rest them beneath his chin in a thinker pose, giving me the most cheesiest look you could imagine....

 

you know, the kind of look you think would impress people or is normal if you had no human contact and your only exposure to the world outside of his bedroom was a bunch of cheesy porn magazines and crappy photography comics. He'll lift his eye brows or tick back his head, he'll even flex and give me compliments while doing so.

 

So far hes done the following:

 

 

"Hey good looking, show me what your cooking!"

 

"Sir, you have a face so pretty that my eyes get lost within it as if they where traversing a jungle without a map"

 

"Don't talk to me. I need my morning tea"

 

 

and this bastard is ALWAYS around the toilets. Its so bad now that I don't even go into my bathroom anymore, the git always walks in just as I do. Seeing this guy has become a morning routine, now. He only started dressing like the English gentlemen type because I did it, the poser.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A+ for anyone who figured out I'm talking about my bathroom mirror.

[~Sugar Sprinkles~ 637]

Ugh...this kid that used to go to my school and he was a creeper. Like, he was Sooooo obsessed with me and had this crush on me for like 5 years. He was weird, annoying, NASTY as in he picked his nose and ATE it, always had his zipper un done, and always smelled sooooooo bad. He had HORRIBLE acne (Which I know that is a medical condition, I am just describing him) and he like....was gross.

 

He would always have cheesy flirts, he was weird, and I am swear he had a shrine of me in his closet that he was Sooooo obsessed with me. To be honest, at first I ignored it, then he started to really irritate and followed me everywhere and then finally I kind of bullied him ^^" Only because I was trying to get him TO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE! I couldn't have ONE second alone at school....sigh, enough about him, talking about him makes me mad xD

Edited February 28, 2013 by Sugar Sprinkles

[IronPuddinG 249]

 

A+ for anyone who figured out I'm talking about my bathroom mirror.

 

I can't say I've ever had any experiences with creepy flirters.  I don't think I've ever been flirted with ever, actually.  They just skipped to the whole 'will you go out with me?' crap.