Have you thought of commiting a crime?

[jezsiema 39]

hm, does killing people in my mind count? 

well, it is a thought of commiting a crime  

 

i have this wild imagination where i get so angry at someone, i imagine myself killing a person. 

and still get away with murder. 

 

xD

[Rayalicious 435]

In details murder: id put some of the most powerful detergent in one of my class mate's bottles (he was a pure piece of ****) (he'd just anoy me really bad, bully me when i was young ) and i remembered that we had a pet who accidentally drank it and died the next day so  I relate BAM best idea  ever no one will ever know it was me , or simply take my Swiss knife and cut his neck open (u know that main vein) because man thos knives are soo fricking sharp (don't worry i never did tho i completely planned the murder with escape and everything)   criminal mind

 

I tried suffocating once but the guy turned red and started crying so I let him go (like actually suffocate him)

Edited August 25, 2013 by supersonic rainboom

[Stoney Pony 100]

Well, Actually Crime is my middle name! I have done every drug in the book Except Heroin, Meth, and Crack and have trespassed in Haunted Locations. Almost everyone of them humanly possible in my hometown. I got arrested once for assault but it was really SD. And me and my friends broke into house's and apartment complex's to drink on so many occasions i cant even recall them all! One of my motto's is it's only a crime until you get caught

 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

No and yes.

 

Yes because technically jay walking is a crime and there isn't a crosswalk anywhere near my house but at the same time no because the only crimes I've ever committed are ones that the police probably don't even care about (Again, Jay walking). I don't like doing immoral things, so I avoid crime at all costs.

[Celtore 2,770]

I admit I have been tempted to trespass before, but it was for a good cause. There is a certain abandoned building being perpetually repaired that has a lot of history for my city and I have always wanted to delve down into it with my camera. I know how to get into it, there is a small opening along the back that hasn't been fixed.

 

My problem is that I don't want to break the law. The other problem is that there are strange stories about the building being haunted. I'm taking that with a grain of salt, I think that it's a group of kids that have taken up residence inside. The building is large enough for that at any rate...

[Rascal~ 657]

There is a reason why I'm in a mental hospital, and why I have to be on good behavior to go on the internet and tell you this in the first place.

I've had many thoughts on all sorts of things, murder, genocide, torture, mass killing, torture, murder, and other stuff along those lines...

And I've gotten quite close to a few of those things myself but of course I'm always caught planning something. They don't give me anything to use as a weapon here and I'm deprived of most things but I do definitely think about those sort of things 

[Hangman 320]

I would like to pull off some sort of elaborate heist. Oceans 11 style. I have been in jail a few times and it totally sucks. If I ever go back, I'd rather it be for something that isn't stupid or petty. Worth the risk/reward so to speak.

[TheLuigiLightning 65]

Sometimes I want to kill my brother because he can be a total ass hole sometimes.  Does that count as committing a crime?  Please not.

[~Silver Essence~ 2,625]

Never.

 

I have been raise to do the right thing and become a respectable gentleman.

 

I would never have the thoughts of committing such an act.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

I used to be both a shoplifter and a reefer addict in high school.

Luckily I've cleaned up my act since then. I'm just thankful I've never been caught when I was still doing stupid shit, since it was still going on after I turned 18.

[Lost 1,410]

I've discussed before in another topic about stealing from a local shop when i was younger after they repeatedly short changed me, which is obviously breaking the law.

 

 

Other than that, i do frequently speed, i run red lights sometimes but only if i feel it is safer to run it than to try and stop from the speed i am doing.

 

The thought has crossed my mind of shoplifting because of how easy it would be for me, i always have my motorbike helmet with me and when i am in a shop i always use it to carry whatever i am buying, it would be very easy for me to walk out with stuff without paying for it, especially in smaller shops, but i'm too much of an honest person to do that, i even pay for all my music and software!

[Lil'Cinnamon 1,587]

I've wanted to steal streetlights before. xD But that's because I collect them, and it's hard to get caught with that stuff, but I haven't stolen any.

 

I don't really ever think about committing crimes because I know right from wrong, but I have my share of problems that I need to take care of.

 

I'm glad I steer away from drugs and alcohol, they don't interest me and I will never do that stuff.

[Standard User 2,127]

Just shoplifted for the first time yesterday. Under any other circumstance I would never have even dreamed of it, but I thought of two things:

 

1: It was a Doctor Who button. The lady I have my eye on LOVES Doctor Who.

 

2: The crapshop selling the buttons posted them at five bucks a pop. Five bucks.

 

It was only after we were walking out that I saw the sign stating that "Shoplifters will be given a free ride to the local police station." Yikes.

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

I used to want to hurt people all the time, want to steal things, and I've thought about serious assault in public more than once.

[Sugar Cube 4,843]

I have committed a few crimes. I've stolen toys at the mall when I was about eight. I blame that on my brother and his friend who tempted me and persuaded me through peer pressure. I felt just awful about it, and to this day I've never stolen anything since.

 

I may have felt some cold feelings at one point in my life when I was exposed to my mother's abusive boyfriend. That kind of misery can make the nicest of people think dark thoughts. And this is coming from someone who feels terrible if I even so much as jaywalk, litter, or not wear a seat belt. Thankfully they were nothing more than thoughts, and that part of my life has long been passed. I'm a sweetheart, I swear!

[MLPForums Phanact 1,374]

Usually if I'm upset I'll buy cigarettes and have a smoke which is technically illegal since I'm underage but I've never wanted to assault or murder anyone.

 

I think the worst crime I've ever thought of committing is stealing some cheap jewelry from Primark or some Veet cause that shit's expensive. 

Edited August 26, 2013 by EllieGouldingIsGod

[Abstract 832]

I had a pretty serious drug problem for a while, and a moderate shoplifting/theft problem as well. (Perhaps surprisingly, the two were actually unrelated; I only used "clean" money to pay for my drugs. The stuff I stole was just things I wanted.  )

 

I still have trouble with the drugs, but I'm not nearly as bad as I used to be. And the inner-kleptomaniac inside of me has been silent for a whole now. Never really had any other serious "law" issues.

 

EDIT: Oh wait, trespassing. Yeah, waaay too much of that.

Edited August 26, 2013 by Abstract