If you were to be a tree, what type of tree would you be?

[cam 6]

 Its only a joke, it was just a play on words. I didn't mean it in a real or serious way. I wouldn't actually want anypony or anybody to kick me that would really hurt. 

I suppose its a huge positive that trees can't feel pain then. At least I hope they can't, otherwise those pro animal people have a lot of explaining to do...

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

I'd probably be a weeping willow, but on the other hand, I'd also kind of want to be a Great Basin bristlecone pine like the Methuselah tree so I can live for thousands of years.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah_%28tree%29

[Teh Silly Luna 45]

I'd be a bonsly! That counts as a tree right?

 

 

Why? Because he's a tree, AND he walks, AAAAAaaaand he says 'bonsly'! What's not to like? And plus I'm super adorable~

Well, I wouldn't TECHNICALLY call a Bonsly a tree, mainly because he/she is OBIOUSLY a seed, that grows into a TREE at some point.

 

Or in Pokemon's case, evolve into some sort of tree, I guess?

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Fluttertree!

As a Canadian, maple would be the obvious answer, but I would rather be a spruce. Prickly on the outside, soft on the inside, as well as hale and hardy through the winter. 

On the other hoof, maple syrup is really tasty... 

[Faulty Roze 200]

Hmm, if I were a tree... It be a whopping willow

 

Kidding, except, I'm not kidding, but I am.

 

I would be a nice oak tree, full of poision so I don't get pesky insects in my hair/leaves

[eonstempest 6]

I live in Florida, so my options would be a slash pine, mangrove, cypress, sabel palm, or oak tree.

Out of these I would choose slash pine or cypress because they are beautiful trees.

[Sunset Shimmering 43]

I'd prefer to be a oak tree. It simply benefits the entire ecosystem... ( and humans too!)

 

I would also like to be a mangrove tree, those trees could protect us from tsunami's. 

[Krys9 456]

I would really like to be an apple tree. Apples are delicious fruits. I also have alot of them where I live so I could join my brethren I suppose lol.

[Smarts 1,623]

I would be a fig tree. My branches would be strong, I could grow figs, and I can swat any passerby's that play with my branches. Teach them to bend me.

[VictimoNightmareMoon 38]

Umm... o.o That seems a bit much, Discordia. I don't want to hurt him, I just want him to leave me alone. But thanks for the offer! It actually seems kinda cool!

 

KabelPod is resting under a Lag Tree. With his laptop on viewing ponyskincraft... Snoring is coming from his pony mouth & a book of how to troll ponycraft servers an forums~ is over his eyes.

[Guest]

A palm tree. they're so pretty. they're like, chill and fun at the same time. and they remind me of water, which i absolutely love. lol

[碇 シンジン 27,432]

Its actually pretty interesting to think about what it would feel like to be a tree. Personally i like maples  they have this kind of strong yet gentle atmosphere with them. 

[CheeryFox 23,822]

Champion oak or scarlet maple. 

[Red Cedar 1,408]

A western redcedar, of course.

Or an oak.

[Goat-kun 2,527]

Manchineel tree. Much edge, very badass, wow.

[Mystic Brush 103]

a willow

its like a wig

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

I took way too long to come up with an answer, but I would be an Eastern Red Cedar.

[Dreambiscuit 9,990]

A Palm Tree, no doubt about it. Too unique and wonderful to be ignored, and so thoroughly associated with beautiful, happy, tropical places.  

[Narcissus 355]

I'd be a Bristlecone Pine. Hard, durable and able to stand the test of time. 

[Angle Alastor 3,805]

hmmmm idk why but i would be a pine tree...reminds me of christmas time and the good smell from it...just gives you that warm feeling inside :3

[Luminance 2,186]

Definitely a Coconut Tree. So purposeful, versatile and resonates with strength.

[Thuja 3,659]

I think I'd like to be a white cedar tree and be able to provide medicine to people!

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

Whatever species Groot is.

[Phosphor 11,530]

If I had to be a tree, I would be a Blue Spruce. They're an evergreen tree that grow in colder climates. And they smell good too!

[Here No Longer 5,276]

I would be a walking tree with an axe, no question.