I love you because

[Guest]

I love you because you're a really pleasant person to talk to! 

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

I love you becuae you are a very wise person?

[Wannabrony 11,640]

I love you because I can't help but smile reach time I look at your avatar!

So fwoofy.

[Longhaul 6,852]

I love you because you look so cute when you nom your wing like that.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Because of that face.

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(don’t worry if you can’t figure out one for me. It would make sense because nobody would ever love me)

 

 

[Prospekt 11,018]

I love you because of that adorkable avatar. 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

7 minutes ago, Im_not_crazy_im_just said:

Because of that face.

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(don’t worry if you can’t figure out one for me. It would make sense because nobody would ever love me)

 

 

Then we have a contradiction. The thread rules assume a solution.

[Princess_Bellalatanya 1,053]

I love you becuase of your cute username 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

@Im_not_crazy_im_just perhaps we need to prove that a solution exists without necessarily finding it. An existence proof.

[Princess_Bellalatanya 1,053]

I love you becuase of ur fashion style

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

I love you (platonically so) because your pony avatar is like a white ninja blending into the white background. Same can’t be said for that pink mane.

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Adding furthermore in bold

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

I love you because you remind me of one of those 4th wall breaking moles from EarthBound 

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Just now, Califorum said:

I love you because I've seen you around for a great while. You are smart and intelligent, and wonderful. I've always thought you were the cutest one around. *hugs tightly*

I think you’ve gotten me mixed up with somepony else... I don’t know anyone that is as repulsive as me...

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

1 minute ago, Califorum said:

Oh I must have missed the meaning of the thread than, sorry for the confusion. I was just talking about someone irl. 

Everyone makes mistakes  that’s why I’m here

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

I love you (platonically) because you referenced Earthbound (SNES) and you're so . Also, I'm not the Third Strongest Mole. I'm a Hamster with a Stormtrooper's Helmet that comes in a video game Strategy RPG Shining Force: Legacy of Great Intention released on the Sega MegaDrive/Genesis from 1992 and am considered to be one of the weakest video game characters ever made. This character is known as Jogurt and here are his stats in game as proof of how weak he really is:

Jogurt LVL 1

Attack = 1

Defense = 1

Agility = 1

Move = 7

[Guest]

I love you because you ponder. Pondering is good.

[Lunar Glow 676]

I love you because (this may sound odd but) I love the birds of the community; they have grown quite a lot and have a great amount of experience but they are still youngish on the site. The perfect balance. 

And I love your lil blush and color scheme 

[PaulBron 173]

I love you because you have a bunny in your Rank

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

I love you because you don't

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edit your posts too much.

[TBD 17,254]

for reviving some old game forums.

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

I love you because your hat almost matches mine.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,622]

I love you because of that gosh darn adorable face.

[TBD 17,254]

*sarcasm* * because you make it harder to win the gender race 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,622]

I love you because your booze makes you flammable!

[TBD 17,254]

Because who doesn't love a kirin??