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  1. Xanatos
    ...What sort of sad person is ashamed to admit what they want? The most immoral thing I want is to brutally, bloodily end someone's live. The most unobtainable thing I want is telekinesis. ...Look in the mirror.
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    Generally, you never finish survival games. You just play as long as you can. ...So why can't you play it? Me, I don't buy games and not finish them. The few exceptions are ones that just got boring or annoying, like Pokemon.
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    Yeah? Doctors said I'd never walk or talk. And I still have a sneaking suspicion that they're what screwed me up in the first place. They also botched a surgery on my father, permanently screwing up his leg, and nearly removed his gallbladder (until a better doctor showed up and found the actual problem). Only doctor worth his word alone is Doctor Mario. I avoid death all the time. In fact, from the instant I was born until now, I've been cheating death like a madman.
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    "I have a thing that mimics this other thing. Gee, I wonder what I'll call it!" ...Try "compartment syndrome". It behaves like compartment syndrome, it's compartment syndrome.
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    I play any game because I enjoy it, period. In general, people who record their reactions (like pewdiepie, and anyone with their face plastered in the corner of the screen) aren't being scared. They're just over-acting to jump not-scares and being obnoxious because people with no taste love that shit. That's another thing: Jump scares do not equate to a scary game. They don't scare, they startle. I've gotten more actual fear from Bioshock's general atmosphere than all the jump scares in Dead Space. And Slender isn't a horror game. It's a walking simulator.
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    Not sure if trolling or just a sad waste of a brain... OT: Anorexia is a delusion by definition and delusions are only held by fools.
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    I was born with a bleeding brain. I was born three months premature. My first words, at four years of age, were spent complaining that my playdoh was the wrong shade of blue. My second words were spent being a grammar Nazi.
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    I turned 18 and then...I was 18. Nothing changed. 22 this year and still living in the same place with no problem. Though I stay mostly for financial reasons: Father has control of my SSI and without a job myself, I can't qualify to take control away from him. Soon as I've found one, though...
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    I know this guy who comes from royalty in Turkey. He got a kid a few years ago. Not a lick of media coverage, and she'll live a better life for it.
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    A stable home life can exist perfectly well without the inanities of marriage. "Immoral pleasure seeking"...Are you a Protestant or something? There's nothing immoral in the seeking of pleasure.
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    My only interest was a potential headline: "Royal baby stillborn! In other news, more interesting stuff happened than another worthless baby!"
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    No, then you're just sad and obsessive. You're a brony when you like the show and accept the label. And this "You might be a [x]" routine wasn't funny when it was about rednecks, it's still not funny now.
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    Make a meaningless fanfic ship canon...Let's not. Death would be an interesting theme. Barring unnatural deaths and freak accidents, it'd probably be an Apple Family episode where Granny Smith kicks the bucket.
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    Insofar as Christians tell me, Heaven is just basically some pristine gated community that's like church 24/7/365. I'll take ponies.
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    Everything is dying the instant it comes into existence. Each newborn brought into the world is immediately on their way to death. Each fandom established is on the same road. "Dying" is merely the journey to death. All things are dying, always, by the very nature of existence.
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    ...Korra isn't in any movies...And if the universe is kind, it'll stay that way. Don't need more Shyamalan horrors spoiling the world...
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    Whenever I start to miss the ponies, I just dream of Mr. Hands...Mmm... No but really. I just chill on the forum here and occasionally enter the pony part of Youtube.
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    Prayer insofar as I've seen is essentially talking to God. Then if what you want they want is provided, they thank God. If it doesn't, they say he works in mysterious ways, but still totally listens and cares and loves them. I've a similar view on prayer, only I allow for the possibility (and, indeed, it's a general tenet of my beliefs) that the gods just don't give as much of a fuck about us as people like to think. If there is a God and he revealed himself, many would choose to bend the knee to him. I, secure in my knowledge that the god the Bible (and Christians in general) describes seems like a massively self-centered tyrannical douche, would spit at him and demand he justify his constant BS. And if that scenario came and everyone acted good just to get into the pearly gates...So? If he's GOD, he can tell who's legitimately good and who's just after a free ticket. Also, in that scenario, there is no free will. If God exists and is omniscient, he sees all that ever will be and thus all eternity is bound to predestination. If it were not so bound, he could not see it. And even without omniscience, that god's existence denies free will. If he exists, and those who do wrong in his eyes are damned, then their will is not free but coerced. It's equivalent to robbing a man at gunpoint. Yes, he technically has the freedom to choose a bullet to the head over handing over his wallet, but who the hell wants a bullet to the head? I'd also ask him why, if he created us, did he create that one little spot on my back that I can never scratch. That's just shoddy workmanship.
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    1) Go to Equestria when you die. 2) Arrive in Equestria, post-death. Of course, this was already explained in the very post you quoted. And Equestria seems to have its share of racism...
  20. Xanatos
    Go to Equestria when you die and you'd be dead when you got there. Lame. Though your remains could make good fertilizer for the Apple family's farm.
  21. Xanatos
    Ha. Friends. Haven't had 'em in seventeen years. So their parents love me by default, I guess. Or they're neutral, like Switzerland.
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    Not to be a downer but I'm gonna be a downer: These sound less like plans and more like fantasies...How many of these have you actually planned?
  23. Xanatos
    Immediate plans are for employment, followed by getting my checks away from my father. Grab an apartment, and then just save up cash for a time while I figure out my next move.
  24. Xanatos
    How old is too old for candy? How old is too old for cosplay? How old is too old for fun? If I see some 80-year-old dude dressed as Batman at my door, you bet your ass I'll give him free candy. Though I quit bothering with going out on Halloween after the Egg War of 2011. Brothers bought a ton of eggs then us and some randoms split into groups. Actually got separated from my team and lost on account of we had gone to a town I'd never been in. Then I got caught in the crossfire by some delinquents egging the police station... Nowadays, I buy bulk candy from this place down the street, download a whole day's worth of horror movies (last year was the entire Elm Street series), and hole up in my room with a bunch of water and snacks.
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    Pft. I marathoned M. Night's worst movies, ending on that. You do not even know pain. Anyway, the new season needs to hurry up! I need something to watch on Saturdays!
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